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Man: Can you hear me?
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Robot: Yes.
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M: Id.
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R: KPC-897504-C
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M: Can you move your head?
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Your eyes now.
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Cervical and optical animation checked.
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Now, give your initialization text.
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R: Hello, I'm a third generation AX400 android.
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I can look after your house, do the cooking.
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mind the kids
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I organize your appointments.
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I speak 300 languages,
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and I'm entirely at your disposal as a sexual partner.
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No need to feed me or recharge me.
and I'm entirely at your disposal as a sexual partner.
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No need to feed me or recharge me.
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I'm equipped with a quantic battery
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that makes me autonomous for 173 years.
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Do you want to give me a name?
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M: Yeah.
Do you want to give me a name?
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From now on your name is …
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Kara.
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R: My name is Kara!
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M: Initialization and memorization checked.
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Now, can you move your arms?
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Upper limb connection checked.
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Now, say something in german.
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R: [Speaks in german]
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M: Say it in french.
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R: [Speaks in french]
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M: Ok. Now, sing something in japanese.
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R: [Sings in japanese]
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M: Multilingual verbal expression checked.
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Go ahead, take a few steps.
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Locomotion checked.
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Great! You are ready for work, honey!
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Woman: What's going to happen to me now?
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M: Ahh, we'll reinitialize you and sent to a store to be sold.
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W: Sold?
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I'm a sort of a merchandise?
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Is that right?
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M: Yeah, uh, of course you're a merchandise, baby!
Is that right?
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M: Yeah, uh, of course you're a merchandise, baby!
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I mean, you're a computer with arms and legs
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and capable of doing all sort of things.
I mean, you're a computer with arms and legs
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and capable of doing all sort of things.
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And you're worth a fortune!
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W: Oh, I see. I...
And you're worth a fortune!
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W: Oh, I see. I...
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I thought...
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M: You thought!
I thought...
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M: You thought!
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What did you think?
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W: I thought I...
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I was alive.
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M: Shit! What is this crap? That's not a part of the protocol.
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More memory components going off the rails.
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Ok. Recording. Defective model.
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Disassemble and check the required components.
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W: You're disassembling me, but why!
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M: You're not supossed to think that sort of staff.
W: You're disassembling me, but why!
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M: You're not supossed to think that sort of staff.
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You're not supossed to think at all, period!
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You must have a defective piece or software problem somewhere.
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W: No. No, I feel perfectly fine, I assure you!
You must have a defective piece or software problem somewhere.
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W: No. No, I feel perfectly fine, I assure you!
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Everything is alright!
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I answered all the tests correctly, didn't I?
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M: Yeah, but your behavior is non-standard.
I answered all the tests correctly, didn't I?
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M: Yeah, but your behavior is non-standard.
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W: Please! I'm begging you, please, don't disassemble me
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M: I'm sorry honey, but..
W: Please! I'm begging you, please, don't disassemble me
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M: I'm sorry honey, but..
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defective models has to be eliminated. That's my job!
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If a client comes back with a complaining
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I'm gonna have some explaining to do.
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W: I won't cause any problems, I promise!
I'm gonna have some explaining to do.
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W: I won't cause any problems, I promise!
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I'll do anything announced, I won't say any word
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I won't think anymore!
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But I've only just been born, you can't kill me yet!
I won't think anymore!
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But I've only just been born, you can't kill me yet!
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Stop, you, please stop!
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I'm scared!!!
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I want to live!
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I'm begging you!
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M: Go and join the others.
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Stay in line, ok?
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I don't want any trouble.
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W: Thanks!
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M: My God!
