WEBVTT 00:00:44.270 --> 00:00:46.670 Man: Can you hear me? 00:00:46.670 --> 00:00:48.530 Robot: Yes. 00:00:48.530 --> 00:00:49.330 M: Id. 00:00:49.330 --> 00:00:52.250 R: KPC-897504-C 00:00:52.250 --> 00:00:59.340 M: Can you move your head? 00:00:59.340 --> 00:01:06.340 Your eyes now. 00:01:06.340 --> 00:01:09.760 Cervical and optical animation checked. 00:01:09.760 --> 00:01:11.920 Now, give your initialization text. 00:01:11.920 --> 00:01:15.820 R: Hello, I'm a third generation AX400 android. 00:01:15.820 --> 00:01:18.120 I can look after your house, do the cooking. 00:01:18.120 --> 00:01:19.560 mind the kids 00:01:19.560 --> 00:01:21.210 I organize your appointments. 00:01:21.210 --> 00:01:22.670 I speak 300 languages, 00:01:22.670 --> 00:01:25.360 and I'm entirely at your disposal as a sexual partner. 00:01:25.360 --> 00:01:25.590 No need to feed me or recharge me. and I'm entirely at your disposal as a sexual partner. 00:01:25.590 --> 00:01:27.870 No need to feed me or recharge me. 00:01:27.870 --> 00:01:29.400 I'm equipped with a quantic battery 00:01:29.400 --> 00:01:33.940 that makes me autonomous for 173 years. 00:01:33.940 --> 00:01:34.940 Do you want to give me a name? 00:01:34.940 --> 00:01:36.130 M: Yeah. Do you want to give me a name? 00:01:36.130 --> 00:01:37.950 From now on your name is … 00:01:37.950 --> 00:01:40.350 Kara. 00:01:40.350 --> 00:01:42.140 R: My name is Kara! 00:01:42.140 --> 00:01:45.570 M: Initialization and memorization checked. 00:01:45.570 --> 00:01:58.530 Now, can you move your arms? 00:01:58.530 --> 00:02:00.970 Upper limb connection checked. 00:02:00.970 --> 00:02:03.840 Now, say something in german. 00:02:03.840 --> 00:02:11.820 R: [Speaks in german] 00:02:11.820 --> 00:02:14.320 M: Say it in french. 00:02:14.320 --> 00:02:21.020 R: [Speaks in french] 00:02:21.020 --> 00:02:23.680 M: Ok. Now, sing something in japanese. 00:02:23.680 --> 00:02:48.690 R: [Sings in japanese] 00:02:48.690 --> 00:02:51.640 M: Multilingual verbal expression checked. 00:02:51.640 --> 00:03:10.480 Go ahead, take a few steps. 00:03:10.480 --> 00:03:12.790 Locomotion checked. 00:03:12.790 --> 00:03:17.510 Great! You are ready for work, honey! 00:03:17.510 --> 00:03:19.450 Woman: What's going to happen to me now? 00:03:19.450 --> 00:03:23.330 M: Ahh, we'll reinitialize you and sent to a store to be sold. 00:03:23.330 --> 00:03:25.290 W: Sold? 00:03:25.290 --> 00:03:27.040 I'm a sort of a merchandise? 00:03:27.040 --> 00:03:27.880 Is that right? 00:03:27.880 --> 00:03:28.210 M: Yeah, uh, of course you're a merchandise, baby! Is that right? 00:03:28.210 --> 00:03:30.780 M: Yeah, uh, of course you're a merchandise, baby! 00:03:30.780 --> 00:03:32.910 I mean, you're a computer with arms and legs 00:03:32.910 --> 00:03:33.810 and capable of doing all sort of things. I mean, you're a computer with arms and legs 00:03:33.810 --> 00:03:35.330 and capable of doing all sort of things. 00:03:35.330 --> 00:03:36.900 And you're worth a fortune! 00:03:36.900 --> 00:03:37.870 W: Oh, I see. I... And you're worth a fortune! 00:03:37.870 --> 00:03:40.160 W: Oh, I see. I... 00:03:40.160 --> 00:03:40.780 I thought... 00:03:40.780 --> 00:03:41.770 M: You thought! I thought... 00:03:41.770 --> 00:03:43.970 M: You thought! 00:03:43.970 --> 00:03:47.850 What did you think? 00:03:47.850 --> 00:03:51.260 W: I thought I... 00:03:51.260 --> 00:03:52.330 I was alive. 00:03:52.330 --> 00:03:55.560 M: Shit! What is this crap? That's not a part of the protocol. 00:03:55.560 --> 00:03:57.800 More memory components going off the rails. 00:03:57.800 --> 00:04:00.590 Ok. Recording. Defective model. 00:04:00.590 --> 00:04:03.160 Disassemble and check the required components. 00:04:03.160 --> 00:04:04.830 W: You're disassembling me, but why! 00:04:04.830 --> 00:04:05.790 M: You're not supossed to think that sort of staff. W: You're disassembling me, but why! 00:04:05.790 --> 00:04:07.040 M: You're not supossed to think that sort of staff. 00:04:07.040 --> 00:04:08.890 You're not supossed to think at all, period! 00:04:08.890 --> 00:04:10.820 You must have a defective piece or software problem somewhere. 00:04:10.820 --> 00:04:11.610 W: No. No, I feel perfectly fine, I assure you! You must have a defective piece or software problem somewhere. 00:04:11.610 --> 00:04:14.180 W: No. No, I feel perfectly fine, I assure you! 00:04:14.180 --> 00:04:15.740 Everything is alright! 00:04:15.740 --> 00:04:17.270 I answered all the tests correctly, didn't I? 00:04:17.270 --> 00:04:17.740 M: Yeah, but your behavior is non-standard. I answered all the tests correctly, didn't I? 00:04:17.740 --> 00:04:19.350 M: Yeah, but your behavior is non-standard. 00:04:19.350 --> 00:04:21.290 W: Please! I'm begging you, please, don't disassemble me 00:04:21.290 --> 00:04:22.180 M: I'm sorry honey, but.. W: Please! I'm begging you, please, don't disassemble me 00:04:22.180 --> 00:04:22.490 M: I'm sorry honey, but.. 00:04:22.490 --> 00:04:25.390 defective models has to be eliminated. That's my job! 00:04:25.390 --> 00:04:27.020 If a client comes back with a complaining 00:04:27.020 --> 00:04:28.290 I'm gonna have some explaining to do. 00:04:28.290 --> 00:04:29.020 W: I won't cause any problems, I promise! I'm gonna have some explaining to do. 00:04:29.020 --> 00:04:30.150 W: I won't cause any problems, I promise! 00:04:30.150 --> 00:04:32.600 I'll do anything announced, I won't say any word 00:04:32.600 --> 00:04:33.790 I won't think anymore! 00:04:33.790 --> 00:04:33.820 But I've only just been born, you can't kill me yet! I won't think anymore! 00:04:33.820 --> 00:04:36.840 But I've only just been born, you can't kill me yet! 00:04:36.840 --> 00:04:39.000 Stop, you, please stop! 00:04:39.000 --> 00:04:46.030 I'm scared!!! 00:04:46.030 --> 00:04:49.000 I want to live! 00:04:49.000 --> 00:05:31.410 I'm begging you! 00:05:31.410 --> 00:05:51.690 M: Go and join the others. 00:05:51.690 --> 00:05:53.530 Stay in line, ok? 00:05:53.530 --> 00:05:56.100 I don't want any trouble. 00:05:56.100 --> 00:06:14.930 W: Thanks! 00:06:14.930 --> 99:59:59.999 M: My God!