À deux sur la comète - Alexandre Mehring

Goodbye, Sir.
Have a good day!

Thank you!

[indistinct laughing]

Bye!

6 employees and a cleaning man is doable.

With 5-6 clients we'll be good.

Something wrong?
You look tired.

Don't ever do that again.
Never again!

What? What did I say?

I also laugh when I
see someone fall.

Get rid of those laced pumps and

put on the moccasins instead.

(Upbeat music playing)

Mate! Mate! Mate!

Did you see their killer look?

That's style!

And they both have Bergelins!

Well I'm keeping my moccasins,

and I recommend you do the same
if you don't want to look like a clown.

You don't understand.
It's a question of look!

We're ten times more credible
if we look like those guys.

Don't talk to me about looks!
Have you seen how you're dressed?

What?
Are you making fun of my costume?

(upbeat music)

With my jacket, no one will notice us.

Play dumb. Forget to triple not your laces
and you'll see what happens.

[On radio] the suspects have
been acquitted.

Among the soldiers sentenced to death,
5 are already dead

and the others are in Bujumbura prison.

A high secur...

[radio zaps]

prise... the two protagonists,
Antoine Duléry and Phillipe Bénard...

[radio zaps]
(music plays)

[new radio channel] You shouldn't cover
your face.

The name of your movie is,
"Two people on a commit."

[radio zaps to new station]

This week in Cinémag,
Iggyl & Rikki tell us

everything about
the production of short films.

[radio zaps to new channel]

Also, the participation of Michel Croton

Yes, but at that point
we can also name

Pierre Rousselle, Pascale Pouzadoux,
Christiane Lay,

TessSchnebelen - YvesRoux-
PatrickRousseau - DanielBouloux...

[radio zaps to new station]
responds Bénédicte

Are you done zapping the radio?

... who is the director of the movie?

Bénédicte: I thought it was
Alexander Mehring...

[radio zaps off] +
(Ominous music plays)

Here there is the doorman who controls the

opening of the

airlocks.

The dwarf?

Oh ya that's true, he isn't very big.

In my opinion, he must be freaked out.

Who is speaking?

There are 3 of them

at the service counter.

Aren't those the 2 guys who

came to open an account earlier.

I knew I heard someone!

Watch out, they each have access
to an alarm!

Two of them at their desk, and one on
the wall behind her.

The younger one tripped on his
shoelace just in front of my desk.

The boss and his right hand man
in the office behind them.

I've never seen them.
Me neither.

And the janitor?
He just finished his shift.

(ominous music continues)

The van will be here in 15 minutes.

It takes 5 minutes to
unload it.

That means we have 20 minutes.

Here's how

simply I see it.

(upbeat electronic music)

You're completely crazy!
Do you realize what you just said to me?

You really see us getting there

with those things on our head like that!

Huh?

Let me tell you how it's going to happen.

(upbeat electronic music)

Kids: I'm coming with you!

[kids laugh]

Come on kids, go play somewhere else.

Now you see how annoying it can be!

Let me go! Let me go!

And this is how we make ourselves look
like puppets.

You're being a little ridiculous.

Don't even get me started about
your delicate way of opening the door.

First off, you're going to dislocate your

shoulder if you hold your gun like that.

And you're not even sure
of hitting your target.

[woman sreams]

Nice hit that attracts
all the trouble in the world.

[police sirens]

[noice of gavel]

With all of the power invested in me,

I sentence you to life.

[hits gavel] Next case!

I'm really sorry guys,

but I couldn't do anything.

[loud static noise]

Well, what should we do?

Pff!

We start over from the beginning.