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À deux sur la comète - Alexandre Mehring

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    Goodbye, Sir.
    Have a good day!
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    Thank you!
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    [indistinct laughing]
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    Bye!
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    6 employees and a cleaning man is doable.
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    With 5-6 clients we'll be good.
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    Something wrong?
    You look tired.
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    Don't ever do that again.
    Never again!
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    What? What did I say?
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    I also laugh when I
    see someone fall.
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    Get rid of those laced pumps and
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    put on the moccasins instead.
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    (Upbeat music playing)
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    Mate! Mate! Mate!
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    Did you see their killer look?
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    That's style!
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    And they both have Bergelins!
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    Well I'm keeping my moccasins,
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    and I recommend you do the same
    if you don't want to look like a clown.
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    You don't understand.
    It's a question of look!
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    We're ten times more credible
    if we look like those guys.
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    Don't talk to me about looks!
    Have you seen how you're dressed?
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    What?
    Are you making fun of my costume?
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    (upbeat music)
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    With my jacket, no one will notice us.
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    Play dumb. Forget to triple not your laces
    and you'll see what happens.
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    [On radio] the suspects have
    been acquitted.
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    Among the soldiers sentenced to death,
    5 are already dead
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    and the others are in Bujumbura prison.
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    A high secur...
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    [radio zaps]
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    prise... the two protagonists,
    Antoine Duléry and Phillipe Bénard...
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    [radio zaps]
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    [new radio channel] You shouldn't cover
    your face.
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    The name of your movie is,
    "Two people on a commit."
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    [radio zaps to new station]
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    This week in Cinémag,
    Iggyl & Rikki tell us
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    everything about
    the production of short films.
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    [radio zaps to new channel]
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    Also, the participation of Michel Croton
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    Yes, but at that point
    we can also name
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    Pierre Rousselle, Pascale Pouzadoux,
    Christiane Lay,
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    TessSchnebelen - YvesRoux-
    PatrickRousseau - DanielBouloux...
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    [radio zaps to new station]
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    Bénédicte respond, who is the...
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    Are you done?
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    ...director of the movie?
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    Bénédicte: I was thinking it was
    Alexander Mehring...
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    [radio zaps off]
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    (Ominous music plays)
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    Here there is the doorman who controls the
    opening of the airlocks.
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    The dwarf?
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    Oh ya that's true, he isn't very big.
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    In my opinion, he must be freaked out.
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    Who is speaking?
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    There are 3 of them
    at the service counter.
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    Aren't those the 2 guys who
    came to open an account earlier.
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    I knew I heard someone!
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    Watch out!
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    They each have access to an alarm!
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    Two of them at their desk, and one on
    the wall behind her.
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    The younger one tripped on his
    shoelace just in front of my desk.
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    The boss and his right hand man
    in the office behind them.
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    I've never seen them.
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    Me neither.
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    And the janitor?
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    He just finished his shift.
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    The van will be here in 15 minutes.
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    It takes 5 minutes to
    unload it.
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    That means we have 20 minutes.
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    Ok. Here's how I see it.
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    (upbeat electronic music)
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    You're completely crazy!
    Do you realize what you just said to me?
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    You really see us getting there
    with those things on our head like that!
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    Huh?
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    Let me tell you how it's going to happen.
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    (upbeat electronic music)
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    Kid: I'm coming with you!
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    [kids laugh]
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    Come on kids, go play somewhere else.
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    Now you see how annoying it can be!
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    Let me go! Let me go!
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    And this is how we make ourselves look
    like puppets.
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    You're being a little ridiculous.
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    Don't even get me started about
    your delicate way of opening the door.
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    First off, you're going to dislocate your
    shoulder if you hold your gun like that.
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    And you're not even sure
    of hitting your target.
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    [woman sreams]
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    Nice hit that attracts
    all the trouble in the world.
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    [police sirens]
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    [noise of gavel]
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    With all of the power invested in me,
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    I sentence you to life.
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    [hits gavel] Next case!
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    I'm really sorry guys,
    but I couldn't do anything.
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    [loud static noise]
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    Well.
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    What should we do?
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    Pff!
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    We start over from the beginning.
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À deux sur la comète - Alexandre Mehring
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