Tamari Is Now A Marketable Plushie
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0:01 - 0:15"Mom! Mom, come here! Mom they're going to make me into a plushine! Mom I don't wanna be a plushine! Mom I don't wanna be a plushine, please! Please! Please mom come here!"
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0:17 - 0:20It's the problem with plushines that nobody likes to talk about
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0:20 - 0:23They won't sit up straight, and tumble all over the place
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0:24 - 0:26They burn when you touch them
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0:26 - 0:27And they're just not real...
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0:27 - 0:28(What do you mean?)
And they're just not real... -
0:28 - 0:29(What do you mean?)
They're not human... -
0:29 - 0:30(OP what do you mean?)
They're not human... -
0:30 - 0:33And for all the nonsense, you've wasted hundreds of dollars
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0:34 - 0:37"It's just not fair... it's just not fair..."
- Very sad customer -
0:37 - 0:40"There are consequences to your actions"
- Very upset and dissatisfied customer -
0:40 - 0:48"My children are dead, and My plush won't sit up straight. I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!"
- Very displeased, unsettled, and quite honestly, horrified customer -
0:48 - 0:51Don't be like these disgraces upon God's name
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0:51 - 0:56instead, make the newest companion to your collection Team 666- hmmm...
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0:57 - 0:59Team six-ex-one-one-one-
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1:00 - 1:03Team six one hundred-and-eleven?
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1:04 - 1:05Team-
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1:05 - 1:06Team-
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1:06 - 1:08Your very own Tamari!
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1:08 - 1:10Tamari
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1:10 - 1:14THEY: SIT, BATHE, DETECT EXPLOSIVES
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1:14 - 1:17Tamari can do it all for the low low price of:
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1:17 - 1:19$27.99USD
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1:19 - 1:22They can detend your home with their Tamari-sized handgun!
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1:22 - 1:25(Clay Tamari not included)
"Look how tiny it is! That sure is me!" -
1:25 - 1:26That sure is you!
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1:26 - 1:35"Oh, I just love them! What a precious little one... It's-a-me, Mario!"
- Very pleased customer -
1:35 - 1:39"Tamari successfully electrocuted my wife! Amazing!"
- Very happy and enlightened customer -
1:39 - 1:43Tamari loves going to Menards. Why don't we have a look?
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1:43 - 1:45I wish I knew my father...
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1:45 - 1:47I fucking love Menards!
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1:47 - 1:50Tamari thoughly enjoys their confields
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1:50 - 1:51Up, up, up they go!
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1:53 - 1:56Tamari comes in five unique sizes and shapes
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1:56 - 1:57THIS IS A LIE
YOU HAVE BEEN DECEIVED -
1:57 - 2:00You can have hours of fun, AND play, with Tamari!
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2:00 - 2:09Heh, well...what can i say about the Tamari plush That hasn't already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the iPhone?
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2:09 - 2:13(Ibuprofen and Diet Pepsi not included)
Hey there, little buddy! Do you perhaps have some ibuprofen, or a Diet Coke? -
2:13 - 2:21"Tamari is the perfect companion at my family's funeral! Please take them home with you, I'm begging!"
- This customer gave the Tamari plush Companion a five star rating -
2:21 - 2:24"Always let Tamari drive the car!"
- Our favorite customer -
2:24 - 2:31"Tamaru produced a song on my own, my very own, computer! Would you like to have a look?"
- Our least favorite customer -
2:31 - 2:41[Janky-ass music]
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2:41 - 2:44Tamari has nightmares, and would love to be your newest friend
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2:44 - 2:47but how do I let them in my house?
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2:47 - 2:55On November 22, Makeship will host a purchashing page for the Tamari plush, priced at $27.99
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2:55 - 3:00From there, a minimum number of orders will be needed in order for Tamari to be given life
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3:00 - 3:09If this number is not met, buyers will receive a full refund for their purchase, an the Tamaru plush will be unable to breathe their first breath
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3:09 - 3:15However, if this number is met, anyone who placed and order will receive their very own Tamari plush companion
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3:15 - 3:19Those interested will have 21 days to decide Tamari's fate
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3:19 - 3:23The Tamari Plush Companion Friend is a one-tine thing
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3:23 - 3:27Once the campaign ends, the Tamari Plush won't be for sale again
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3:27 - 3:28That's right!
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3:28 - 3:34Remember, minimum number of orders are needed by 21 days so that Tamari can get more Mike & Ikes
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3:34 - 3:38So that Tamari can go to the football game, and be there too!
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3:38 - 3:42For just one payment of 27.99, Tamari plush can be your friend
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3:42 - 3:46Here, have some more gleaming reviews from our loyal customers!
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3:46 - 3:51"You're probably wondering, what does this have to do with my arts and my crafts?"
- Gus -
3:51 - 4:01"Far below the waterline, the air was cold and rough. I gulped the icy wind, and then plunged beneath the dark waters."
- A close friend -
4:01 - 4:14"My son loves his Tamari Plush. Every night, when I read bedtime stories to him, he cuddles his Tamari Plush and looks up at me with pleading eyes."
- Susan -
4:14 - 4:19"Seriously though, can anyone make a slightly less contorted Tamaranoid than this guy?"
- Color me Impressed! -
4:19 - 4:26"Oh man...words cannot describe what happend to me."
- A customer who was rendered through VOCALOID6 AI Megpoid's Vocalo Changer feature -
4:26 - 4:34"Yes, I love this product! I love it so much, I give it a hug every night before I go to bed! Make sure to give the plushie lots of hugs! Every day!
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4:34 - 4:43And make sure to call it a good little boy who you're proud of! Please! It's a requirement! treat it kindly! I'm begging of you! (Iraqi)!"
- Tamari did not submit this review -
4:43 - 5:01"If I am to consume the meat of creature distant and unknown...Then where should i find my family? my friends? everything?"
- you -
5:01 - 5:07"I am glad i have the tamari plush so i can collect the little green bug next. this plush also comes with a tag. nice touch!"
- littlegreenbugfan82 -
5:07 - 5:14"where are you? where are you now? WHERE ARE YOU NOW?!"
- Alex -
5:14 - 5:26"now you're wondering if the tamari plush is tame...um...what? is that an actual plush we're looking at?! we aren't able to open our jaws..."
- A customer who has time -
5:26 - 5:29"wow. i love tamari plush. and the tamari plush loves me!
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5:29 - 5:36every night, the tamari plush and i giggle softly together like two silly girls. you should hang out with the tamari plush and i sometime.
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5:36 - 5:45sometimes the night just takes over and it just becomes one big string of giggles! oh man, it is so good to be alive and sometimes we all take it for granted."
- Anonumous Redditor -
5:45 - 5:55"Finally, a plush to achive the magic feat of being human."
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5:55 - 6:00"Finally, a plush to achive the magic feat of being human."
flashing warning incoming -
6:00 - 6:26(Human not included)
"Finally, a plush to achive the magic feat of being human." -
6:30 - 6:37Subtitled by Marlin Siragi
- Title:
- Tamari Is Now A Marketable Plushie
- Description:
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tamari is now a marketable plushie! yippee!!!
available november 22 at 4pmCT
https://www.makeship.com/products/tamari-plushdisclaimer: please read through the "shipping and returns" and "how do campaigns work?" sections before buying!
- Video Language:
- English
- Duration:
- 06:50
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