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Spongebob SquarePants (Krab Borg)

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    ANNOUNCER: We now return to tonight's creepy Time Theater presentation of
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    "Night of the Robot."
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    (screaming)
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    Hurry, Gary! The scary robot movie's on.
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    Meow.
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    What do you mean, I shouldn't watch this?
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    Scary movies don't always freak me out.
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    (shivering)
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    What if Mom is a robot?
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    What if Uncle Sherm is a robot?
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    What if Gary is a robot?!
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    Gary?
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    Psst! Gary?
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    Gare-bear?
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    [annoyed] Meow!
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    Gary,
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    if you were a robot, you'd tell me, right?
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    Meow.
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    Aw, I got nothing to worry about.
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    And now to get a good night's sleep.
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    (snoring)
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    Aah! Aah! Aahh!
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    Aah! Aaahh! Aah!
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    (breathing heavily)
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    [screaming] Robot! Oh my gosh!
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    (chuckles nervously)
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    How about a little music to count me money to?
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    DJ: And now, for the number one song in Bikini Bottom,
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    "Eletric Zoo."
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    (music playing)
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    Hey, that's pretty catchy.
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    Beep, beep, boop, bop, beep, beep, boop, beep.
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    Yeah, that's not bad!
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    I love this young people's music.
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    (buzzes)
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    I surrender!
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    Oh.
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    SQUIDWARD: SpongeBob!
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    Aaahhh!
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    Squidward, why are you wearing my hat on your nose?
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    I'm not wearing your hat on my nose,
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    I'm waiting for number 17's order.
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    Number 17:
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    a Krabby Patty and a medium beverage.
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    Of course.
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    Sorry, Squidward, I'm not really feeling myself today.
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    I guess I'm a little bit jumpy.
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    I keep thinking robots are taking over the world.
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    Probably on account of this movie I watched last night where robots take over the world.
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    I even asked Gary if he was a robot!
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    Pretty funny, huh?
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    [sarcastically] Hilarious.
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    Just deliver the food!
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    There you go! Enjoy your--
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    Say, you're not a robot, are you?
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    No, I'm not.
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    Well, keep your eyes peeled.
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    [emphatically] They're everywhere.
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    Back to work!
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    MR. KRABS: I feel completely recharged!
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    That sounds like Mr. Krabs.
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    Come on, little buddy, play it again.
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    Please?
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    One more time.
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    For me!
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    That was strange.
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    Mr. Krabs was talking to his radio and he said he feels "recharged."
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    Ha, ha! If I didn't know better I'd say he was
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    a robot.
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    Nah!
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    Yes, hello.
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    I was wondering if you could play that song again.
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    Mmm...Which one, man?
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    The one that goes, "beep, boop, boop, bop, boop, boop, beep."
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    No, man, you're thinking of, "beep, boop, boop, bop, boop, boo, bop."
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    MR. KRABS: Beep, boop, boop, boop, boop, bop?
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    Beep, boop, boop, bop...boop, boop, beep, bop?
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    Not "beep, boop, boop, beep"?
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    Bop?
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    Beep?!
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    Boop, boop, bop!
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    (screams)
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    (whimpers) Oh...
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    Oh my gosh.
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    Why was Mr. Krabs making all those beeping sounds?
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    Could it be that he's
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    a robot?
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    Nah!
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    (gasps)
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    (music playing)
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    Oh, Squidward! It's teribble!
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    (pants) Mr. Krabs... (pants) talking to radio... (pants)
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    Beeping sounds... (pants) Strange dancing... (pants)
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    Robot.
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    That's great, SpongeBob.
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    Why don't you work on this problem back in the kitchen?
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    Ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha.
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    I'm serious, Squidward!
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    Mr. Krabs is a robot and I can prove it too.
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    How did you--?
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    Let's see. In the movie robots didn't have a sense of humor.
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    They couldn't laugh.
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    Hey, Mr. Krabs?
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    What is it, boy?
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    Squidward just told me a hilarious joke and I thought you might like to hear it.
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    Is it true, Squidward?
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    Is it hilarious?
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    Uh, yeah, sure.
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    Well, let's hear it, lad.
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    Okay, here it goes!
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    Uh, how'd it go, Squidward?
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    Heh, heh! Uh...
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    It went, um...uh...
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    Let's see, uh...
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    Why couldn't the 11-year-old get into the pirate movie?
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    Why?
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    It was rated "Arr!"
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    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
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    Arr!
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    (laughing)
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    Be-Because it's about...
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    pirates.
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    I'm not paying you to do stand-up, Mr. Squidward.
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    Now get back to work.
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    (gasps) Not even a chuckle.
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    See, Squidward, he didn't laugh because he couldn't laugh because he's
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    a robot.
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    There's a logical explanation why he didn't laugh, SpongeBob.
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    He's obviously heard it before.
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    The only reason you think Krabs is a robot
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    is because you watched that stupid movie.
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    Now why don't you--? Uh--
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    Hey, Mr. Krabs?
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    What? What is it, boy?
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    Squidward's father
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    never hugged him.
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    Isn't that sad?
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    (weeping)
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    Yes, I suppose that is rather sad
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    but Squidward can hug himself during his break.
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    Now get back to work!
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    Just like the robot in the movie-- he couldn't cry either.
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    SpongeBob, this is getting ridiculous!
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    I'll have you know my father loved me very much.
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    That's the final test, Squidward,
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    the love test.
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    Robots can't love.
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    No, wait, SpongeBob--
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    Hey, Mr. Krabs?
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    What is it, SpongeBob?!
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    I just wanted to tell you that Squidward loves you!
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    Get back to work, Mr. Squidward.
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    (gulps)
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    Squidward?!
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    (music playing)
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    (music slowing down)
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    Aww, me radio died!
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    Mmm...These batteries still have a little juice in them.
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    I know! I'll give them to Pearl for Christmas.
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    (bell dings)
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    Me hard-boiled egg is ready!
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    I can already taste it.
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    Come to Papa!
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    Gotcha!
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    And what good is a hard-boiled egg without a little salt?
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    SPONGEBOB: Mr. Krabs!
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    Aah!
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    Aahh! Oh, my eyes! Aaahh!
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    Mr.--!
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    Will you be quiet?!
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    Now listen, what did these robots in the movie look like?
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    Well, they had piercing red eyes, metal pinchers for hands and they ran on batteries.
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    Okay, so tell me,
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    does Mr. Krabs look anything like that?
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    (screaming)
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    BOTH: Aaaaaaahhhhhhh!
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    (continues screaming)
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    I'll evacuate the customers, you call the Navy!
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    Hello, operator? Get me the Navy!
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    OPERATOR: Hello, you've reached the Navy's automated phone service.
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    Squidward, the robots are running the Navy!
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    Not the Navy!
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    [over loudspeaker] Attention, everyone! Run for your lives! Robots have taken over the world!
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    OUR world!
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    (all screaming)
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    What do we now?
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    I don't know!
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    Hey, a nickel!
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    SpongeBob...
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    Sorry.
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    MR. KRABS: Ahhh,
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    that's better.
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    Beep, boop, boop, boop, beep, bop, boop, boop, bop...
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    We need to find out what that robot did with the real Mr. Krabs,
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    but how?
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    Well, in the movie, the hero teams up with a buddy
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    and they get the poop on the robot.
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    They poop on the robot?
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    Yeah, you know, they get the straight poop,
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    ask questions, get information.
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    I'd never thought I'd say this, but, SpongeBob,
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    let's get that poop!
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    (door opens)
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    Heh, heh-- Why did you lock the door?
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    Why do you have that rope?
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    Who's watching the cash register?!
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    (SpongeBob and Squidward yelling and crashing)
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    MR. KRABS: Get off me!
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    SpongeBob, Squidward! What's the meaning of this?!
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    Untie me this instant!
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    Shut up!
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    Sweet Davy Jones, what the heck is going on?
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    I said, "Shut up!", you bucket of bolts!
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    I can't take it!
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    (crying)
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    SpongeBob, are you okay?
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    Oh, Squidward,
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    seeing you slap Mr. Krabs like that is just too horrible to watch!
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    No, that's not Mr. Krabs.
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    That's robot Krabs.
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    Oh, yeah.
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    And the only way to deal with these robot types
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    is to find out what they know.
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    [slowly] Right.
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    SpongeBob, you gotta ask him a question first.
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    Oh, yeah.
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    What color is my underwear?
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    SpongeBob, let me handle this.
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    Where's Mr. Krabs?
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    What are you talking about? I'M Mr. Krabs.
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    We can do this all night if you want.
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    Where's Mr. Krabs?
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    I'M Mr. Krabs!
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    Where's Mr. Krabs?
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    I'M Mr. Krabs!
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    Where's Mr. Krabs?
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    I AM Mr. Krabs!
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    I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am!
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    This is one stubborn robot.
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    What?!!!
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    You think I'm a robot?!!
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    We don't think, we know.
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    That's the silliest thing I've ever heard! I am Mr. Krabs!!
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    He's not cracking. We'll never get it out of him this way.
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    I got an idea. Keep an eye on him, Squidward,
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    don't fall for any of his robo tricks.
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    If robot Krabs won't tell us where Mr. Krabs is,
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    maybe one of his little robot friends will.
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    SpongeBob, uh, that's a blender.
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    Yeah, but I saw Mr. Krabs talking with his radio before.
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    He called it his "little buddy."
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    Oh, really? Put it on the table, SpongeBob.
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    You're gonna interrogate my blender? You're crazy!
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    We're just gonna see what your "little buddy" knows.
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    No, wait! What are you gonna to me blender?
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    That cost me money!
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    Where's Mr. Krabs?
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    Not talking, eh?
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    No, that cost me $24.95!
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    I guess it didn't know anything.
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    Go get that toaster.
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    No, not me toaster!
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    That cost me $32.50!
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    $62.67!
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    $4...!
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    Well, actually, that one was a gift.
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    Noooooooo!
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    This is the last robot, Squidward.
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    NO! Not my cash register!
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    I raised it myself. I got when it was just a little calculator.
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    No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!
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    (wailing)
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    (sobbing)
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    I thought you said robots can't cry.
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    I also said they couldn't love.
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    [sobbing] I loved it like it was me own.
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    Uh... (laughs nervously) At least he's not laughing.
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    [sobbing] Oh, oh, oh!
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    I remember the laughs we used to share.
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    SpongeBob...uh...
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    how did that movie of yours end?
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    The movie? Oh, yeah! The ending was great!
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    Turns out there weren't any robots after all.
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    It was just their imagination.
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    Heh, heh!
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    Hey, it's time to feed Gary.
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    [nervously] Ha, ha.
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    MR. KRABS: (growling)
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    Squidward!!!!
Title:
Spongebob SquarePants (Krab Borg)
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Episode of Spongebob (SpongeBob Squarepants).
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