[Script Info] Title: [Events] Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.58,0:01:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ANNOUNCER: We now return to tonight's creepy Time Theater presentation of Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.00,0:01:03.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Night of the Robot." Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.50,0:01:06.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(screaming) Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.15,0:01:11.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hurry, Gary! The scary robot movie's on. Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.50,0:01:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Meow. Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.00,0:01:15.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you mean, I shouldn't watch this? Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.01,0:01:17.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Scary movies don't always freak me out. Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.50,0:01:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(shivering) Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.00,0:01:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What if Mom is a robot? Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.00,0:01:24.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What if Uncle Sherm is a robot? Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.50,0:01:27.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What if Gary is a robot?! Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.51,0:01:29.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gary? Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.01,0:01:32.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Psst! Gary? Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.01,0:01:34.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gare-bear? Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.01,0:01:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[annoyed] Meow! Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.00,0:01:36.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gary, Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.01,0:01:38.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you were a robot, you'd tell me, right? Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.74,0:01:41.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Meow. Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.01,0:01:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aw, I got nothing to worry about. Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.00,0:01:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now to get a good night's sleep. Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.00,0:01:47.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(snoring) Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.51,0:01:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aah! Aah! Aahh! Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.00,0:01:55.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aah! Aaahh! Aah! Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.44,0:02:00.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(breathing heavily) Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.87,0:02:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[screaming] Robot! Oh my gosh! Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.91,0:02:08.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(chuckles nervously) Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.95,0:02:12.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How about a little music to count me money to? Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.01,0:02:14.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DJ: And now, for the number one song in Bikini Bottom, Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.50,0:02:15.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Eletric Zoo." Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.50,0:02:18.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(music playing) Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.51,0:02:21.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, that's pretty catchy. Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.01,0:02:24.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Beep, beep, boop, bop, beep, beep, boop, beep. Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.01,0:02:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, that's not bad! Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.00,0:02:28.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love this young people's music. Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.33,0:02:31.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(buzzes) Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.01,0:02:32.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I surrender! Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.51,0:02:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh. Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.00,0:02:33.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SQUIDWARD: SpongeBob! Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.50,0:02:34.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aaahhh! Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.08,0:02:39.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Squidward, why are you wearing my hat on your nose? Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.50,0:02:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not wearing your hat on my nose, Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.00,0:02:44.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm waiting for number 17's order. Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.01,0:02:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Number 17: Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.00,0:02:47.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a Krabby Patty and a medium beverage. Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.01,0:02:48.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course. Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.01,0:02:50.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry, Squidward, I'm not really feeling myself today. Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.50,0:02:51.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess I'm a little bit jumpy. Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.51,0:02:53.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I keep thinking robots are taking over the world. Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.51,0:02:56.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Probably on account of this movie I watched last night where robots take over the world. Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.51,0:02:58.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I even asked Gary if he was a robot! Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.50,0:02:59.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pretty funny, huh? Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.04,0:03:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[sarcastically] Hilarious. Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.00,0:03:02.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just deliver the food! Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.54,0:03:06.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There you go! Enjoy your-- Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.01,0:03:07.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Say, you're not a robot, are you? Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.51,0:03:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I'm not. Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.00,0:03:11.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, keep your eyes peeled. Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.51,0:03:13.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[emphatically] They're everywhere. Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.51,0:03:15.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Back to work! Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.42,0:03:20.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MR. KRABS: I feel completely recharged! Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.50,0:03:21.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That sounds like Mr. Krabs. Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.43,0:03:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, little buddy, play it again. Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.00,0:03:26.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please? Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.51,0:03:27.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One more time. Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.50,0:03:28.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For me! Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.69,0:03:31.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was strange. Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.01,0:03:36.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mr. Krabs was talking to his radio and he said he feels "recharged." Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.01,0:03:38.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ha, ha! If I didn't know better I'd say he was Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.50,0:03:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a robot. Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.00,0:03:42.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nah! Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.01,0:03:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, hello. Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.00,0:03:46.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was wondering if you could play that song again. Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.51,0:03:48.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mmm...Which one, man? Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.01,0:03:51.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The one that goes, "beep, boop, boop, bop, boop, boop, beep." Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.51,0:03:55.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, man, you're thinking of, "beep, boop, boop, bop, boop, boo, bop." Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.01,0:03:57.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MR. KRABS: Beep, boop, boop, boop, boop, bop? Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.01,0:04:01.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Beep, boop, boop, bop...boop, boop, beep, bop? Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.02,0:04:03.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not "beep, boop, boop, beep"? Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.01,0:04:04.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bop? Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.51,0:04:06.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Beep?! Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.01,0:04:07.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boop, boop, bop! Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.51,0:04:08.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(screams) Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.51,0:04:10.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(whimpers) Oh... Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.01,0:04:11.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my gosh. Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.51,0:04:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why was Mr. Krabs making all those beeping sounds? Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.00,0:04:15.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Could it be that he's Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.01,0:04:17.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a robot? Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.50,0:04:18.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nah! Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.76,0:04:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(gasps) Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.00,0:04:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(music playing) Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.99,0:04:30.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Squidward! It's teribble! Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.01,0:04:33.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(pants) Mr. Krabs... (pants) talking to radio... (pants) Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.50,0:04:36.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Beeping sounds... (pants) Strange dancing... (pants) Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.51,0:04:37.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Robot. Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.51,0:04:39.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's great, SpongeBob. Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.51,0:04:43.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't you work on this problem back in the kitchen? Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.01,0:04:44.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.51,0:04:46.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm serious, Squidward! Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.01,0:04:49.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mr. Krabs is a robot and I can prove it too. Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.01,0:04:49.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How did you--? Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.50,0:04:52.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's see. In the movie robots didn't have a sense of humor. Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.51,0:04:54.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They couldn't laugh. Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.01,0:04:55.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Mr. Krabs? Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.50,0:04:56.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is it, boy? Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.51,0:05:00.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Squidward just told me a hilarious joke and I thought you might like to hear it. Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.51,0:05:01.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is it true, Squidward? Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.50,0:05:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is it hilarious? Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.00,0:05:05.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, yeah, sure. Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.50,0:05:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, let's hear it, lad. Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.00,0:05:08.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, here it goes! Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.01,0:05:09.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, how'd it go, Squidward? Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.51,0:05:11.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Heh, heh! Uh... Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.01,0:05:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It went, um...uh... Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.00,0:05:14.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's see, uh... Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.01,0:05:17.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why couldn't the 11-year-old get into the pirate movie? Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.01,0:05:18.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why? Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.01,0:05:20.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was rated "Arr!" Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.51,0:05:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.91,0:05:25.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arr! Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.50,0:05:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing) Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.00,0:05:29.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Be-Because it's about... Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.50,0:05:30.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pirates. Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.50,0:05:34.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not paying you to do stand-up, Mr. Squidward. Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.01,0:05:35.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now get back to work. Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.51,0:05:37.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(gasps) Not even a chuckle. Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.51,0:05:42.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See, Squidward, he didn't laugh because he couldn't laugh because he's Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.01,0:05:43.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a robot. Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.51,0:05:46.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a logical explanation why he didn't laugh, SpongeBob. Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.51,0:05:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's obviously heard it before. Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.00,0:05:51.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The only reason you think Krabs is a robot Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.01,0:05:53.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is because you watched that stupid movie. Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.01,0:05:54.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now why don't you--? Uh-- Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.01,0:05:55.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Mr. Krabs? Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.51,0:05:57.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? What is it, boy? Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.51,0:05:59.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Squidward's father Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.51,0:06:01.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,never hugged him. Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.50,0:06:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Isn't that sad? Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.00,0:06:04.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(weeping) Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.50,0:06:06.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, I suppose that is rather sad Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.51,0:06:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but Squidward can hug himself during his break. Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.00,0:06:10.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now get back to work! Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.50,0:06:13.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just like the robot in the movie-- he couldn't cry either. Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.01,0:06:14.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SpongeBob, this is getting ridiculous! Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.50,0:06:17.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll have you know my father loved me very much. Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.51,0:06:19.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's the final test, Squidward, Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.51,0:06:20.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the love test. Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.51,0:06:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Robots can't love. Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.00,0:06:23.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, wait, SpongeBob-- Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.50,0:06:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Mr. Krabs? Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.00,0:06:27.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is it, SpongeBob?! Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.01,0:06:29.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just wanted to tell you that Squidward loves you! Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.98,0:06:32.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get back to work, Mr. Squidward. Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.51,0:06:34.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(gulps) Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.01,0:06:35.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Squidward?! Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.01,0:06:37.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(music playing) Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.51,0:06:39.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(music slowing down) Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.72,0:06:43.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aww, me radio died! Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.01,0:06:46.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mmm...These batteries still have a little juice in them. Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.51,0:06:49.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know! I'll give them to Pearl for Christmas. Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.48,0:06:51.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(bell dings) Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.50,0:06:53.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Me hard-boiled egg is ready! Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.50,0:06:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can already taste it. Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.00,0:06:58.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come to Papa! Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.01,0:06:59.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gotcha! Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.02,0:07:02.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And what good is a hard-boiled egg without a little salt? Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.51,0:07:03.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SPONGEBOB: Mr. Krabs! Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.52,0:07:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aah! Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.95,0:07:08.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aahh! Oh, my eyes! Aaahh! Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.51,0:07:09.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mr.--! Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.01,0:07:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Will you be quiet?! Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.00,0:07:13.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now listen, what did these robots in the movie look like? Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.01,0:07:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, they had piercing red eyes, metal pinchers for hands and they ran on batteries. Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.00,0:07:18.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, so tell me, Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.50,0:07:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,does Mr. Krabs look anything like that? Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.00,0:07:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(screaming) Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.85,0:07:33.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BOTH: Aaaaaaahhhhhhh! Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.51,0:07:35.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(continues screaming) Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.50,0:07:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll evacuate the customers, you call the Navy! Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.00,0:07:40.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello, operator? Get me the Navy! Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.50,0:07:44.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OPERATOR: Hello, you've reached the Navy's automated phone service. Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.97,0:07:47.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Squidward, the robots are running the Navy! Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.51,0:07:49.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not the Navy! Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.51,0:07:53.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[over loudspeaker] Attention, everyone! Run for your lives! Robots have taken over the world! Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.35,0:07:56.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OUR world! Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.42,0:08:00.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(all screaming) Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.84,0:08:03.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do we now? Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.02,0:08:04.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know! Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.01,0:08:05.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, a nickel! Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.01,0:08:05.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SpongeBob... Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.51,0:08:06.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry. Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.50,0:08:07.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MR. KRABS: Ahhh, Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.51,0:08:09.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's better. Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.50,0:08:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Beep, boop, boop, boop, beep, bop, boop, boop, bop... Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.00,0:08:15.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We need to find out what that robot did with the real Mr. Krabs, Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.51,0:08:16.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but how? Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.50,0:08:19.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, in the movie, the hero teams up with a buddy Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.50,0:08:21.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and they get the poop on the robot. Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.51,0:08:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They poop on the robot? Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.00,0:08:26.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, you know, they get the straight poop, Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.01,0:08:28.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ask questions, get information. Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.01,0:08:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd never thought I'd say this, but, SpongeBob, Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.00,0:08:33.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,let's get that poop! Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.10,0:08:41.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(door opens) Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.63,0:08:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Heh, heh-- Why did you lock the door? Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.00,0:08:51.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do you have that rope? Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.51,0:08:54.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's watching the cash register?! Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.01,0:08:55.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(SpongeBob and Squidward yelling and crashing) Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.51,0:08:56.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MR. KRABS: Get off me! Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.28,0:09:00.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SpongeBob, Squidward! What's the meaning of this?! Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.01,0:09:02.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Untie me this instant! Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.01,0:09:03.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut up! Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.66,0:09:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sweet Davy Jones, what the heck is going on? Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.00,0:09:10.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said, "Shut up!", you bucket of bolts! Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.50,0:09:11.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't take it! Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.50,0:09:13.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(crying) Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.51,0:09:15.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SpongeBob, are you okay? Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.51,0:09:16.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Squidward, Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.50,0:09:21.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,seeing you slap Mr. Krabs like that is just too horrible to watch! Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.01,0:09:23.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, that's not Mr. Krabs. Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.50,0:09:25.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's robot Krabs. Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.51,0:09:26.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.51,0:09:28.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the only way to deal with these robot types Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.50,0:09:31.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is to find out what they know. Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.51,0:09:33.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[slowly] Right. Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.74,0:09:37.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SpongeBob, you gotta ask him a question first. Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.50,0:09:38.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.51,0:09:40.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What color is my underwear? Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.61,0:09:43.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SpongeBob, let me handle this. Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.01,0:09:45.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where's Mr. Krabs? Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.01,0:09:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you talking about? I'M Mr. Krabs. Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.40,0:09:50.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We can do this all night if you want. Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.51,0:09:52.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where's Mr. Krabs? Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.01,0:09:53.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'M Mr. Krabs! Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.51,0:09:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where's Mr. Krabs? Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.00,0:09:56.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'M Mr. Krabs! Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.50,0:09:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where's Mr. Krabs? Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.00,0:10:01.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I AM Mr. Krabs! Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.01,0:10:03.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am! Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.50,0:10:05.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is one stubborn robot. Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.56,0:10:07.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?!!! Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.51,0:10:10.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You think I'm a robot?!! Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.51,0:10:13.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We don't think, we know. Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.50,0:10:18.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's the silliest thing I've ever heard! I am Mr. Krabs!! Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.51,0:10:21.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's not cracking. We'll never get it out of him this way. Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.50,0:10:24.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got an idea. Keep an eye on him, Squidward, Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.01,0:10:26.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't fall for any of his robo tricks. Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.75,0:10:33.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If robot Krabs won't tell us where Mr. Krabs is, Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.50,0:10:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,maybe one of his little robot friends will. Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.00,0:10:39.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SpongeBob, uh, that's a blender. Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.01,0:10:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, but I saw Mr. Krabs talking with his radio before. Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.00,0:10:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He called it his "little buddy." Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.00,0:10:47.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, really? Put it on the table, SpongeBob. Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.01,0:10:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're gonna interrogate my blender? You're crazy! Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.00,0:10:55.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're just gonna see what your "little buddy" knows. Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.51,0:10:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, wait! What are you gonna to me blender? Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.00,0:10:59.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That cost me money! Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.50,0:11:01.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where's Mr. Krabs? Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.67,0:11:05.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not talking, eh? Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.75,0:11:11.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, that cost me $24.95! Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.18,0:11:14.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess it didn't know anything. Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.01,0:11:15.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go get that toaster. Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.22,0:11:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, not me toaster! Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.00,0:11:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That cost me $32.50! Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.90,0:11:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,$62.67! Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.05,0:11:28.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,$4...! Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.01,0:11:29.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, actually, that one was a gift. Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.83,0:11:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Noooooooo! Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.00,0:11:36.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the last robot, Squidward. Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.01,0:11:39.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NO! Not my cash register! Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.01,0:11:43.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I raised it myself. I got when it was just a little calculator. Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.51,0:11:45.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o! Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.51,0:11:47.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(wailing) Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.51,0:11:50.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(sobbing) Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.100,0:11:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought you said robots can't cry. Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.00,0:11:55.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I also said they couldn't love. Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.01,0:11:58.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[sobbing] I loved it like it was me own. Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.50,0:12:01.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh... (laughs nervously) At least he's not laughing. Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.01,0:12:02.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[sobbing] Oh, oh, oh! Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.51,0:12:07.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I remember the laughs we used to share. Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.50,0:12:08.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SpongeBob...uh... Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.50,0:12:11.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how did that movie of yours end? Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.01,0:12:14.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The movie? Oh, yeah! The ending was great! Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.01,0:12:16.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Turns out there weren't any robots after all. Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.50,0:12:19.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was just their imagination. Dialogue: 0,0:12:20.49,0:12:21.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Heh, heh! Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.50,0:12:22.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, it's time to feed Gary. Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.15,0:12:25.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[nervously] Ha, ha. Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.41,0:12:31.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MR. KRABS: (growling) Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.50,0:12:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Squidward!!!!