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Prepare to attack
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Prepare to attack!
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On the count of three
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One, two,
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Wait! What happened? Where are they?
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I don't know sir
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They must have hyper-jets on that thing
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And what have we got on this thing, a cuisinart?
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No, sir
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Well find them! catch them!
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Yes sir. Prepare ship for light speed
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No, no, no. Light speed is too slow
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Light speed too slow?
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Yes we're gonna have to go right to
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Ludicrous speed!
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Oh! Ludicrous speed?
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Sir we've never gone that fast before
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I don't know if this ship can take it
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What's the matter Colonel Sandurz, shaking?
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Prepare ship
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Prepare ship, for ludicrous speed!
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Fasten all seat belts
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Seal all entrances and exits
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Close all shops in the mall
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Cancel the three ring circus
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Secure all animals in the zoo
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Gimme that you petty excuse for an officer
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Now hear this
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Ludicrous speed!
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Sir, you'd better buckle up!
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Ah, buckle this!
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Ludicrous speed! go!
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Aaaaaaaaaaah!
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Aaaaaah
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Aaaaaaaaah!
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What have I done?
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My brains are going into my feet
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What the hell was that?
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Spaceball One
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They've gone to plaid
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We passed them!
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Stop this thing!
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We can't stop, it's too dangerous
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We have to slow down first
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Bullshit! just stop this thing!
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I order you!
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Stop!!!
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Aaaaah!
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Here sir, here, let me help you sir,
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Are you alright sir?
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Fine, how have you been?
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Fine sir
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Good
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It's a good thing you were wearing your helmet
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Yeah
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What should we do now, sir?
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Well, are we stopped?
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We've stopped sir
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Good, why don't we take a five-minute break?
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Very good sir
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Smoke if you got 'em