[Script Info]
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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.28,0:00:02.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Prepare to attack
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.21,0:00:03.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Prepare to attack!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.45,0:00:05.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On the count of three
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.64,0:00:09.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One, two,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.76,0:00:12.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait! What happened? Where are they?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.10,0:00:13.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know sir
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.11,0:00:14.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They must have hyper-jets on that thing
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.80,0:00:16.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And what have we got on this thing, a cuisinart?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.92,0:00:17.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, sir
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.80,0:00:19.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well find them! catch them!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.18,0:00:21.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes sir. Prepare ship for light speed
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.50,0:00:23.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no, no. Light speed is too slow
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.44,0:00:24.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Light speed too slow?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.55,0:00:26.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes we're gonna have to go right to
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.35,0:00:27.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ludicrous speed!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.70,0:00:29.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! Ludicrous speed?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.61,0:00:31.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sir we've never gone that fast before
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.27,0:00:32.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know if this ship can take it
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.66,0:00:36.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's the matter Colonel Sandurz, shaking?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.84,0:00:39.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Prepare ship
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.13,0:00:42.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Prepare ship, for ludicrous speed!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.01,0:00:43.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fasten all seat belts
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.22,0:00:45.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Seal all entrances and exits
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.04,0:00:46.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Close all shops in the mall
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.74,0:00:48.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cancel the three ring circus
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.68,0:00:50.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Secure all animals in the zoo
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.53,0:00:52.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gimme that you petty excuse for an officer
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.34,0:00:55.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now hear this
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.92,0:00:57.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ludicrous speed!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.62,0:00:58.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sir, you'd better buckle up!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.77,0:01:00.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, buckle this!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.37,0:01:03.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ludicrous speed! go!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.09,0:01:11.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aaaaaaaaaaah!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.91,0:01:13.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aaaaaah
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.49,0:01:24.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aaaaaaaaah!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.81,0:01:28.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What have I done?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.95,0:01:33.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My brains are going into my feet
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.93,0:01:46.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the hell was that?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.48,0:01:48.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Spaceball One
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.27,0:01:52.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They've gone to plaid
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.83,0:01:54.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We passed them!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.69,0:01:56.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop this thing!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.78,0:01:59.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We can't stop, it's too dangerous
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.71,0:02:01.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have to slow down first
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.13,0:02:05.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bullshit! just stop this thing!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.77,0:02:07.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I order you!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.27,0:02:10.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.76,0:02:19.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aaaaah!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.94,0:02:27.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here sir, here, let me help you sir,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.47,0:02:29.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you alright sir?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.76,0:02:31.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fine, how have you been?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.82,0:02:32.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fine sir
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.70,0:02:33.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.52,0:02:35.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a good thing you were wearing your helmet
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.04,0:02:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.00,0:02:38.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What should we do now, sir?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.04,0:02:39.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, are we stopped?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.92,0:02:41.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We've stopped sir
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.32,0:02:44.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good, why don't we take a five-minute break?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.96,0:02:46.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Very good sir
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.38,0:02:49.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Smoke if you got 'em