Prepare to attack
Prepare to attack!
On the count of three
One, two,
Wait! What happened? Where are they?
I don't know sir
They must have hyper-jets on that thing
And what have we got on this thing, a cuisinart?
No, sir
Well find them! catch them!
Yes sir. Prepare ship for light speed
No, no, no. Light speed is too slow
Light speed too slow?
Yes we're gonna have to go right to
Ludicrous speed!
Oh! Ludicrous speed?
Sir we've never gone that fast before
I don't know if this ship can take it
What's the matter Colonel Sandurz, shaking?
Prepare ship
Prepare ship, for ludicrous speed!
Fasten all seat belts
Seal all entrances and exits
Close all shops in the mall
Cancel the three ring circus
Secure all animals in the zoo
Gimme that you petty excuse for an officer
Now hear this
Ludicrous speed!
Sir, you'd better buckle up!
Ah, buckle this!
Ludicrous speed! go!
Aaaaaaaaaaah!
Aaaaaah
Aaaaaaaaah!
What have I done?
My brains are going into my feet
What the hell was that?
Spaceball One
They've gone to plaid
We passed them!
Stop this thing!
We can't stop, it's too dangerous
We have to slow down first
Bullshit! just stop this thing!
I order you!
Stop!!!
Aaaaah!
Here sir, here, let me help you sir,
Are you alright sir?
Fine, how have you been?
Fine sir
Good
It's a good thing you were wearing your helmet
Yeah
What should we do now, sir?
Well, are we stopped?
We've stopped sir
Good, why don't we take a five-minute break?
Very good sir
Smoke if you got 'em