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Prepare to attack

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Prepare to attack!

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On the count of three

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One, two,

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Wait! What happened? Where are they?

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I don't know sir

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They must have hyper-jets on that thing

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And what have we got on this thing, a cuisinart?

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No, sir

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Well find them! catch them!

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Yes sir. Prepare ship for light speed

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No, no, no. Light speed is too slow

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Light speed too slow?

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Yes we're gonna have to go right to

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Ludicrous speed!

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Oh! Ludicrous speed?

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Sir we've never gone that fast before

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I don't know if this ship can take it

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What's the matter Colonel Sandurz, shaking?

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Prepare ship

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Prepare ship, for ludicrous speed!

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Fasten all seat belts

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Seal all entrances and exits

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Close all shops in the mall

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Cancel the three ring circus

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Secure all animals in the zoo

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Gimme that you petty excuse for an officer

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Now hear this

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Ludicrous speed!

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Sir, you'd better buckle up!

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Ah, buckle this!

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Ludicrous speed! go!

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Aaaaaaaaaaah!

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Aaaaaah

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Aaaaaaaaah!

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What have I done?

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My brains are going into my feet

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What the hell was that?

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Spaceball One

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They've gone to plaid

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We passed them!

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Stop this thing!

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We can't stop, it's too dangerous

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We have to slow down first

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Bullshit! just stop this thing!

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I order you!

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Stop!!!

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Aaaaah!

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Here sir, here, let me help you sir,

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Are you alright sir?

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Fine, how have you been?

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Fine sir

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Good

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It's a good thing you were wearing your helmet

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Yeah

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What should we do now, sir?

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Well, are we stopped?

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We've stopped sir

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Good, why don't we take a five-minute break?

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Very good sir

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Smoke if you got 'em