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ERB - Master Chief vs Leonidas

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    Spartans
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    let's start this
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    show this petty officer
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    who's the hardest
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    the biggest mistake
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    that you've ever made
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    I'll toss you like a frag grenade
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    I'll stomp you in the face
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    with my sandals enraged
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    and tonight
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    we shall rhyme in the shade
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    your puny fans are fat nerds
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    on computers
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    jerking off to games
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    giving themselves
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    first person shooters
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    your armor's hard
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    but my abs are harder
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    you're in my hood now Chief
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    this
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    is
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    Sparta
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    not so fast
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    Cortana says you're Greek
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    so why don't you stick these lyrics
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    up your ass
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    they built a monument to my sins
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    you're the soldier they need you to be
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    ain't no way that you can beat me
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    even my initials spell MC
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    while you and your companions
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    were all camping in a canyon
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    took a campaign to your house
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    and showed your Queen
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    my plasma cannon
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    they shoulda thrown your rhymes
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    over the cliff because they're sickly
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    you will not enjoy this
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    but it will be over quickly
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    ha
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    I've had better battles
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    with my six year old son
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    I don't need fire power
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    when I'm rocking these guns
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    I'm King
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    you sleep in a freezer in outer space
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    I'd look you in the eyes
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    but you're too much of a bitch
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    to show your face
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    you got a bad case of no shirt
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    there Fabio Flintstone
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    your whole plan got messed up
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    by a hunch back with down syndrome
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    300 asses need a kicking
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    give more teabags than Lipton
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    so why don't you quit your bitching
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    my trigger finger's itching
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    who won?
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    who's next?
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    you decide
Title:
ERB - Master Chief vs Leonidas
Description:
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Video Language:
English
Team:
Epic Rap Battles of History
Project:
ERB Season 2 - Part 1
Duration:
02:12

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