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Spartans

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let's start this

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show this petty officer

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who's the hardest

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the biggest mistake

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that you've ever made

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I'll toss you like a frag grenade

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I'll stomp you in the face

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with my sandals enraged

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and tonight

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we shall rhyme in the shade

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your puny fans are fat nerds

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on computers

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jerking off to games

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giving themselves

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first person shooters

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your armor's hard

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but my abs are harder

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you're in my hood now Chief

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this

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is

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Sparta

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not so fast

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Cortana says you're Greek

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so why don't you stick these lyrics

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up your ass

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they built a monument to my sins

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you're the soldier they need you to be

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ain't no way that you can beat me

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even my initials spell MC

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while you and your companions

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were all camping in a canyon

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took a campaign to your house

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and showed your Queen

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my plasma cannon

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they shoulda thrown your rhymes

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over the cliff because they're sickly

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you will not enjoy this

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but it will be over quickly

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ha

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I've had better battles

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with my six year old son

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I don't need fire power

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when I'm rocking these guns

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I'm King

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you sleep in a freezer in outer space

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I'd look you in the eyes

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but you're too much of a bitch

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to show your face

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you got a bad case of no shirt

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there Fabio Flintstone

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your whole plan got messed up

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by a hunch back with down syndrome

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300 asses need a kicking

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give more teabags than Lipton

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so why don't you quit your bitching

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my trigger finger's itching

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who won?

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who's next?

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you decide