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Isn't there anyone else in attendance here?
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Really this is the most appalling service.
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What a good idea. Manuel, could you lend Mrs Richards
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your assistance in connection with her reservation?
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Now, I've reserved a very quiet room, with a bath
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and a sea view. I specifically asked for a sea view
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in my written confirmation, so please make sure I have it.
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¿ Qué ?
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What?
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¿ Qué ?
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"K?"
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¡ Si !
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"C?"
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"KC? KC?" What are you trying to say?
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No no no, qué — "what".
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"K watt?"
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Si, "qué" — "what".
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"C. K. Watt?" Who is C. K. Watt?
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¿ Qué ?
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Is he the manager, Mr Watt?
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Oh, manager!
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He is?
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Ah, Mr Fawlty!
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What?
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Fawlty!
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What are you talking about, you silly little man?
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What's going on here? I ask him for my room,
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and he tells me the manager is a Mr Watt, aged 40.
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No no no, FAWLTY!
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Faulty? What's wrong with him?
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It's all right Mrs Richards, he's from Barcelona.
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The manager's from Barcelona?
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No no no, he's from Swanage.
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And you're in 22.
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What?
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You're in room 22. Manuel, take these cases up to 22, will you?
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Don't think me rude, but may I ask, do you by any chance
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have a hearing aid?
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A what?
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A HEARING AID!
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Yes I do have a hearing aid.
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WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO GET IT MENDED?
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Mended? It's working perfectly all right.
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No it isn't.
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I haven't got it turned on at the moment.
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Why not?
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The battery runs down. Now, what sort of a reduction
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are you going to give me on this room?
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16% if you turn it on.
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What?
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My wife handles all such matters.
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I'm sure she'll be delighted to discuss it with you.
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I shall speak to her after lunch.
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You heard that all right, didn't you?
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What?
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Thank you so much. Lunch will be served at half past twelve.
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Turn it on!
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What?
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TURN ... IT ...
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TURN ... IT ... ON!
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I can't read that, I need my glasses.
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Where are they?
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They're on your head, Mrs Richards.
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I've lost them.
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The only pair I've got. I can't read a thing without them.
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Excuse me!
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"Now, I had them this morning..." / "Mrs Richards!" / "... when I was buying the vase..." / "Mrs Richards!"
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"...and then I had them at tea time..."
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Mrs Richards! Your glasses are there!
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There? Well who put them in there?
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Well, what have you got to say for yourself?
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[silence]
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[silence]
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What?
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[silence]
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[silence]
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Wait wait wait wait wait! I haven't got it turned up enough.
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Basil!
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I SAID, "...!"
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My head!
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Has it come away?
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Did you bang your head?
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Yes! Yes!
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Oh dear. Let me have a look.
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You'd better go and lie down before something else happens.
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Why don't you call the police?
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Yes yes, we will, the moment we've searched the room.
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My money's been taken.
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Yes yes, I know, try not to speak.
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Is this a piece of your brain? ... Ow!