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Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.00,0:00:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Isn't there anyone else in attendance here?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.00,0:00:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really this is the most appalling service.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.00,0:00:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What a good idea. Manuel, could you lend Mrs Richards
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.00,0:00:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your assistance in connection with her reservation?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.00,0:00:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, I've reserved a very quiet room, with a bath
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.00,0:00:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and a sea view. I specifically asked for a sea view
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.00,0:00:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in my written confirmation, so please make sure I have it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.00,0:00:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,¿ Qué ?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.00,0:00:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.00,0:00:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,¿ Qué ?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.00,0:00:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"K?"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.00,0:00:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,¡ Si !
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.00,0:00:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"C?"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.00,0:00:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"KC? KC?" What are you trying to say?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.00,0:00:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No no no, qué — "what".
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.00,0:00:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"K watt?"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.00,0:00:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Si, "qué" — "what".
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.00,0:00:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"C. K. Watt?" Who is C. K. Watt?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.00,0:00:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,¿ Qué ?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.00,0:00:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is he the manager, Mr Watt?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.00,0:00:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, manager!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.00,0:00:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He is?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.00,0:00:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, Mr Fawlty!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.00,0:00:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.00,0:00:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fawlty!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.00,0:00:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you talking about, you silly little man?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.00,0:00:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's going on here? I ask him for my room,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.00,0:01:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he tells me the manager is a Mr Watt, aged 40.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.00,0:01:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No no no, FAWLTY!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.00,0:01:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Faulty? What's wrong with him?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.00,0:01:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's all right Mrs Richards, he's from Barcelona.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.00,0:01:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The manager's from Barcelona?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.00,0:01:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No no no, he's from Swanage.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.00,0:01:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you're in 22.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.00,0:01:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.00,0:01:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're in room 22. Manuel, take these cases up to 22, will you?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.00,0:01:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't think me rude, but may I ask, do you by any chance
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.00,0:01:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have a hearing aid?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.00,0:01:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A what?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.00,0:01:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A HEARING AID!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.00,0:01:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes I do have a hearing aid.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.00,0:01:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO GET IT MENDED?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.00,0:01:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mended? It's working perfectly all right.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.00,0:01:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No it isn't.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.00,0:01:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I haven't got it turned on at the moment.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.00,0:01:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why not?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.00,0:01:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The battery runs down. Now, what sort of a reduction
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.00,0:01:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are you going to give me on this room?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.00,0:01:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,16% if you turn it on.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.00,0:01:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.00,0:01:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My wife handles all such matters.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.00,0:01:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sure she'll be delighted to discuss it with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.00,0:01:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I shall speak to her after lunch.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.00,0:01:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You heard that all right, didn't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.00,0:01:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.00,0:01:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you so much. Lunch will be served at half past twelve.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.00,0:01:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Turn it on!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.00,0:01:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.00,0:02:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TURN ... IT ...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.00,0:02:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TURN ... IT ... ON!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.00,0:02:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't read that, I need my glasses.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.00,0:02:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where are they?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.00,0:02:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're on your head, Mrs Richards.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.00,0:02:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've lost them.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.00,0:02:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The only pair I've got. I can't read a thing without them.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.00,0:02:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.00,0:02:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Now, I had them this morning..." / "Mrs Richards!" / "... when I was buying the vase..." / "Mrs Richards!"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.00,0:02:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"...and then I had them at tea time..."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.00,0:02:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mrs Richards! Your glasses are there!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.00,0:02:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There? Well who put them in there?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.00,0:02:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, what have you got to say for yourself?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.00,0:02:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[silence]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.00,0:02:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[silence]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.00,0:02:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.00,0:02:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[silence]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.00,0:02:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[silence]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.00,0:02:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait wait wait wait wait! I haven't got it turned up enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.00,0:02:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Basil!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.00,0:02:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I SAID, "...!"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.00,0:02:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My head!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.00,0:03:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Has it come away?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.00,0:03:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you bang your head?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.00,0:03:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes! Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.00,0:03:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh dear. Let me have a look.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.00,0:03:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You'd better go and lie down before something else happens.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.00,0:03:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't you call the police?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.00,0:03:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes yes, we will, the moment we've searched the room.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.00,0:03:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My money's been taken.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.00,0:03:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes yes, I know, try not to speak.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.00,0:03:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is this a piece of your brain? ... Ow!