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(groovy music)
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G: Red or black?
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All: Red.
Ash: Black.
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G: Sorry, Ashley's going to be the one
to take it off of me later.
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Ash: I'll take it off of you right now.
G: Oh yeah?
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Ash: Yeah.
G: Oh yeah?
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Ash: Yeah!
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All: Hey, you wanna go get mani pedi with
the option of a sea salt scrub for only 8
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extra dollars?
G: Sorry, Ashley and I already got a mani pedi and
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a couple's massage for only $79.95.
All: But that was our special thing!
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G: You never want to get a couple's
massage with me.
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Ash: I would do anything with you.
G: Yeah?
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Ash: Yeah.
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All: I'm so happy we're having ladies'
night. I just wanna watch bad movies and
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eat popcorn.
Ash: I've been wanting to see "Blue is the
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Warmest Color".
Ash: Oh, I actually thought we could watch
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a comedy, maybe, uh, Reese Witherspoon's
"How Do You Know," I bet no one here's
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seen that.
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Okay, well, you guys have the remote, so
I'm just gonna... alright, yep, uh just
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gonna get, oh there we go. Okay. There we
go, thank you.
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sigh This is the wrong remote.
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G: Allison, none of that's going to
happen.
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All: You're not going to ditch me to do
all our friend stuff with your new
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girlfriend because she's also a girl and
lets you touch her taco?
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G: Okay, you were so close to getting the
lesbian lingo right. (door knocks) All of
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those were fantasies, none of it is going
to happen. You're going to love Ashley.
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Ash: Hi.
G: Hey.
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All: So nice to meet you!
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Please don't have sex in my room.
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(groovy music)
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All: Hey, d'you wanna watch a movie with
us?
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G: You two are a disgusting display of
heteronormative love.
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What are you watching?
