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(groovy music)

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G: Red or black?

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All: Red. 
Ash: Black.

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G: Sorry, Ashley's going to be the one 
to take it off of me later.

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Ash: I'll take it off of you right now.
G: Oh yeah?

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Ash: Yeah.
G: Oh yeah?

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Ash: Yeah!

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All: Hey, you wanna go get mani pedi with 
the option of a sea salt scrub for only 8

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extra dollars? 
G: Sorry, Ashley and I already got a mani pedi and


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a couple's massage for only $79.95.
All: But that was our special thing!

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G: You never want to get a couple's 
massage with me.

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Ash: I would do anything with you.
G: Yeah?

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Ash: Yeah.

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All: I'm so happy we're having ladies'
night. I just wanna watch bad movies and

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eat popcorn.
Ash: I've been wanting to see "Blue is the


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Warmest Color".
Ash: Oh, I actually thought we could watch

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a comedy, maybe, uh, Reese Witherspoon's 
"How Do You Know," I bet no one here's

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seen that.

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Okay, well, you guys have the remote, so 
I'm just gonna... alright, yep, uh just

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gonna get, oh there we go. Okay. There we 
go, thank you.

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<i>sigh</i> This is the wrong remote.

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G: Allison, none of that's going to
happen.

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All: You're not going to ditch me to do
all our friend stuff with your new

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girlfriend because she's also a girl and 
lets you touch her taco?

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G: Okay, you were so close to getting the
lesbian lingo right. (door knocks) All of

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those were fantasies, none of it is going
to happen. You're going to love Ashley.

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Ash: Hi.
G: Hey.

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All: So nice to meet you!

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Please don't have sex in my room.

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(groovy music)

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All: Hey, d'you wanna watch a movie with 
us?

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G: You two are a disgusting display of
heteronormative love.

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What are you watching?