(groovy music)
G: Red or black?
All: Red. Ash: Black.
G: Sorry, Ashley's going to be the one to take it off of me later.
Ash: I'll take it off of you right now. G: Oh yeah?
Ash: Yeah. G: Oh yeah?
Ash: Yeah!
All: Hey, you wanna go get mani pedi with the option of a sea salt scrub for only 8
extra dollars? G: Sorry, Ashley and I already got a mani pedi and
a couple's massage for only $79.95. All: But that was our special thing!
G: You never want to get a couple's massage with me.
Ash: I would do anything with you. G: Yeah?
Ash: Yeah.
All: I'm so happy we're having ladies' night. I just wanna watch bad movies and
eat popcorn. Ash: I've been wanting to see "Blue is the
Warmest Color". Ash: Oh, I actually thought we could watch
a comedy, maybe, uh, Reese Witherspoon's "How Do You Know," I bet no one here's
seen that.
Okay, well, you guys have the remote, so I'm just gonna... alright, yep, uh just
gonna get, oh there we go. Okay. There we go, thank you.
sigh This is the wrong remote.
G: Allison, none of that's going to happen.
All: You're not going to ditch me to do all our friend stuff with your new
girlfriend because she's also a girl and lets you touch her taco?
G: Okay, you were so close to getting the lesbian lingo right. (door knocks) All of
those were fantasies, none of it is going to happen. You're going to love Ashley.
Ash: Hi. G: Hey.
All: So nice to meet you!
Please don't have sex in my room.
(groovy music)
All: Hey, d'you wanna watch a movie with us?
G: You two are a disgusting display of heteronormative love.
What are you watching?