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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:03.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(groovy music)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.76,0:00:04.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: Red or black?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.80,0:00:06.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All: Red. \NAsh: Black.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.01,0:00:08.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: Sorry, Ashley's going to be the one \Nto take it off of me later.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.60,0:00:11.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ash: I'll take it off of you right now.\NG: Oh yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.07,0:00:12.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ash: Yeah.\NG: Oh yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.70,0:00:18.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ash: Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.90,0:00:22.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All: Hey, you wanna go get mani pedi with \Nthe option of a sea salt scrub for only 8
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.31,0:00:24.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,extra dollars? \NG: Sorry, Ashley and I already got a mani pedi and\N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.90,0:00:28.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a couple's massage for only $79.95.\NAll: But that was our special thing!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.65,0:00:30.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: You never want to get a couple's \Nmassage with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.86,0:00:32.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ash: I would do anything with you.\NG: Yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.89,0:00:35.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ash: Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.52,0:00:39.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All: I'm so happy we're having ladies'\Nnight. I just wanna watch bad movies and
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.82,0:00:42.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,eat popcorn.\NAsh: I've been wanting to see "Blue is the\N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.01,0:00:44.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Warmest Color".\NAsh: Oh, I actually thought we could watch
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.45,0:00:48.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a comedy, maybe, uh, Reese Witherspoon's \N"How Do You Know," I bet no one here's
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.59,0:00:52.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,seen that.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.02,0:00:58.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, well, you guys have the remote, so \NI'm just gonna... alright, yep, uh just
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.21,0:01:04.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gonna get, oh there we go. Okay. There we \Ngo, thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.69,0:01:08.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}sigh{\i0} This is the wrong remote.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.04,0:01:10.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: Allison, none of that's going to\Nhappen.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.07,0:01:13.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All: You're not going to ditch me to do\Nall our friend stuff with your new
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.13,0:01:16.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,girlfriend because she's also a girl and \Nlets you touch her taco?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.68,0:01:20.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: Okay, you were so close to getting the\Nlesbian lingo right. (door knocks) All of
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.61,0:01:26.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,those were fantasies, none of it is going\Nto happen. You're going to love Ashley.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.65,0:01:32.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ash: Hi.\NG: Hey.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.49,0:01:36.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All: So nice to meet you!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.18,0:01:38.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please don't have sex in my room.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.71,0:01:42.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(groovy music)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.18,0:01:44.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All: Hey, d'you wanna watch a movie with \Nus?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.87,0:01:49.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: You two are a disgusting display of\Nheteronormative love.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.26,0:01:50.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you watching?