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I'm Ricky Bobby,
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and if you like hunting knives
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as much as I do,
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you gotta have yourselves the Eviscerator.
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(singing ...?)
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Hey, I'm Ricky Bobby.
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I've searched all over the world for a
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realistic-tasting prune candy.
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Now I've finally found it.
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Quin-long-ju:
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The Cadillacs of prune candy.
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Hey, whenever I'm spending time
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in Shanghai, Beijing, or Taipei,
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I like to put my feet up,
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get a cool glass of iced tea,
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and enjoy a bag of prune candy.
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Dragon foot, bamboo pole, little mouse,
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tiny boy, prune candy!
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Hi, I'm Ricky Bobby.
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One of my fondest childhood memories
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is sitting on the back porch,
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enjoying a whole mess of pork rinds.
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But I can't eat 'em the way I used to.
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But thanks to Bob Dawson's,
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I can eat as much as I want.
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Bob Dawson's diet pork rinds
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Mmmmm...That's a good pork rind!
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Bob Dawson's diet pork rinds...
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...healthy AND delicious,
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like a pork rind should be!
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Bob Dawson's diet pork rinds...
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Hey, is that pork rinds a Bob Dawson's?
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Hey, I'm Ricky Bobby.
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Big Red:
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America's number one cinnamon gum.
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If you don't chew this sh**,
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you've got something wrong with your head.
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Chew Big Red, or get outta my face....
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I'm Ricky Bobby.
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People used to call me Big Red...
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but I told them, "Stop it,
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'cause there's only one Big Red:
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America's number one cinammon gum."
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What? What'd you say?
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That's what I thought.
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