I'm Ricky Bobby,
and if you like hunting knives
as much as I do,
you gotta have yourselves the Eviscerator.
(singing ...?)
Hey, I'm Ricky Bobby.
I've searched all over the world for a
realistic-tasting prune candy.
Now I've finally found it.
Quin-long-ju:
The Cadillacs of prune candy.
Hey, whenever I'm spending time
in Shanghai, Beijing, or Taipei,
I like to put my feet up,
get a cool glass of iced tea,
and enjoy a bag of prune candy.
Dragon foot, bamboo pole, little mouse,
tiny boy, prune candy!
Hi, I'm Ricky Bobby.
One of my fondest childhood memories
is sitting on the back porch,
enjoying a whole mess of pork rinds.
But I can't eat 'em the way I used to.
But thanks to Bob Dawson's,
I can eat as much as I want.
Bob Dawson's diet pork rinds
Mmmmm...That's a good pork rind!
Bob Dawson's diet pork rinds...
...healthy AND delicious,
like a pork rind should be!
Bob Dawson's diet pork rinds...
Hey, is that pork rinds a Bob Dawson's?
Hey, I'm Ricky Bobby.
Big Red:
America's number one cinnamon gum.
If you don't chew this sh**,
you've got something wrong with your head.
Chew Big Red, or get outta my face....
I'm Ricky Bobby.
People used to call me Big Red...
but I told them, "Stop it,
'cause there's only one Big Red:
America's number one cinammon gum."
What? What'd you say?
That's what I thought.