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I'm Ricky Bobby,

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and if you like hunting knives

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as much as I do,

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you gotta have yourselves the Eviscerator.

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(singing ...?)

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Hey, I'm Ricky Bobby.

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I've searched all over the world for a

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realistic-tasting prune candy.

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Now I've finally found it.

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Quin-long-ju:

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The Cadillacs of prune candy.

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Hey, whenever I'm spending time

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in Shanghai, Beijing, or Taipei,

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I like to put my feet up,

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get a cool glass of iced tea,

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and enjoy a bag of prune candy.

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Dragon foot, bamboo pole, little mouse,

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tiny boy, prune candy!

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Hi, I'm Ricky Bobby.

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One of my fondest childhood memories

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is sitting on the back porch,

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enjoying a whole mess of pork rinds.

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But I can't eat 'em the way I used to.

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But thanks to Bob Dawson's,

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I can eat as much as I want.

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Bob Dawson's diet pork rinds

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Mmmmm...That's a good pork rind!

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Bob Dawson's diet pork rinds...

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...healthy AND delicious,

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like a pork rind should be!

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Bob Dawson's diet pork rinds...

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Hey, is that pork rinds a Bob Dawson's?

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Hey, I'm Ricky Bobby.

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Big Red:

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America's number one cinnamon gum.

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If you don't chew this sh**,

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you've got something wrong with your head.

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Chew Big Red, or get outta my face....

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I'm Ricky Bobby.

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People used to call me Big Red...

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but I told them, "Stop it,

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'cause there's only one Big Red:

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America's number one cinammon gum."

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What? What'd you say?

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That's what I thought.

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