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Shrek 1 Shrek meets Donkey dvdrip

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    Aye.
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    By the order of
    Lord Farquaad, I am
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    authorized to place
    you both under arrest
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    and transport you to a
    designated resettlement
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    facility?
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    Oh, really?
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    You and what army?
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    [GASP] [FRIGHTENED EXCLAMATIONS]
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    Can I say something to you?
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    Listen, you was really,
    really something back there.
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    Incredible.
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    Are you talking to--
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    me?
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    Whoa!
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    Yes, I was talking to you.
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    Can I just tell you that you was
    really great back there, man?
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    Those guards, they thought
    they was all of that.
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    Then you showed up and bam!
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    They was tripping
    over themselves
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    like babes in the woods.
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    See, that-- that really
    made me good to see that.
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    Oh, that's great.
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    Really--
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    Man, it's good to be free.
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    Now, why don't you go
    celebrate your freedom
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    with your own friends?
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    Hm?
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    But, uh, I don't
    have any friends.
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    And I'm not going
    out there by myself.
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    Hey, wait a minute,
    I got a great idea.
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    I'll stick with you!
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    You a mean, green
    fighting machine.
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    Together we'll scare the spit
    out of anybody that crosses us.
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    [ROARS]
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    Oh, wow!
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    That was really scary.
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    And if you don't me
    saying, if that don't work,
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    your breath certainly
    will get the job done,
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    'cause you didn't need some
    Tic Tacs or something, 'cause
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    your breath stinks!
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    Man, you almost burned
    the hair off my nose.
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    Just like the time--
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    [MUFFLED] And then I
    ate some rotten berries.
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    Man, I had some strong gasses
    eking out of my butt that day.
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    Why are you following me?
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    I'll tell you why.
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    (SINGING) Because I'm all alone.
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    There's no one here beside me.
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    My problems have all gone.
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    There's no one to deride me.
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    But you gotta have friends--
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    Stop singing!
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    Well, it's no wonder you
    don't have any friends.
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    Wow.
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    Only a true friend would
    be that cruelly honest.
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    Listen, little donkey,
    take a look at me.
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    What am I?
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    Uh, really tall?
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    No!
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    I'm an ogre.
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    You know, grab your
    torch and pitchforks!
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    Doesn't that bother you?
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    Nope.
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    Really?
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    Really, really.
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    Oh.
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    Man, I like you.
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    What's your name?
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    Uh, Shrek.
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    Shrek?
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    Well, you know what I
    like about you, Shrek?
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    You got that kind of
    "I don't care what
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    nobody thinks of me" thing.
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    I like that.
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    I respect that, Shrek.
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    You all right.
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    Whew, look at that.
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    Who'd want to live
    in a place like that?
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    That would be my home.
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    Oh!
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    And it is lovely,
    just beautiful.
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    You know, you are
    quite a decorator.
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    It's amazing what you've done
    with such a modest budget.
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    I like that boulder.
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    That is a nice boulder.
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    I guess you don't
    entertain much, do you?
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    I like my privacy.
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    You know, I do too.
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    That's another thing
    we have in common.
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    Like, I hate it when you
    got somebody in your face.
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    You trying give 'em a
    hint, and they won't leave?
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    Then there's that big
    awkward silence, you know?
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    Can I stay with you?
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    What?
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    Can I stay with you?
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    Please?
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    Of course!
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    Really?
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    No.
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    Please!
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    I don't want to go back there.
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    You don't know what it's like
    to be branded as a freak.
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    Well, maybe you do.
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    But that's why we
    gotta stick together.
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    You gotta let me stay.
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    Please!
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    Please.
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    OK, OK.
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    But one night only.
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    Oh!
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    Thank you.
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    What are you-- No.
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    No!
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    Oh, this is going to be fun.
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    We can stay up late,
    swapping manly stories.
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    And in the morning,
    I'm making waffles.
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    D'ohhh!
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    Where do, uh, I sleep?
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    Outside!
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    Oh, uh, I guess that's cool.
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    I mean, I don't know you,
    and you don't know me,
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    so I guess outside
    is best, you know.
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    [SNIFFS] Here I go.
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    Good night.
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    [SLAMS DOOR]
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    [SIGH]
Title:
Shrek 1 Shrek meets Donkey dvdrip
Description:

haven't got all of this scene missed a bit out incase that youtube blocks it because its copyright but its got the full scene of how shrek and donkey arrive to the Swamp which is good.
Enjoy.
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
04:09

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