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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:00.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.50,0:00:01.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aye.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.71,0:00:04.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,By the order of\NLord Farquaad, I am
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.29,0:00:06.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,authorized to place\Nyou both under arrest
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.42,0:00:11.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and transport you to a\Ndesignated resettlement
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.03,0:00:11.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,facility?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.96,0:00:13.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, really?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.83,0:00:14.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You and what army?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.90,0:00:18.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.88,0:00:21.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[GASP] [FRIGHTENED EXCLAMATIONS]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.86,0:00:25.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.83,0:00:27.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can I say something to you?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.82,0:00:30.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen, you was really,\Nreally something back there.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.35,0:00:31.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Incredible.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.46,0:00:34.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you talking to--
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.64,0:00:36.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,me?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.35,0:00:36.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.85,0:00:38.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, I was talking to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.30,0:00:40.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can I just tell you that you was\Nreally great back there, man?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.10,0:00:42.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Those guards, they thought\Nthey was all of that.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.10,0:00:43.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then you showed up and bam!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.46,0:00:44.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They was tripping\Nover themselves
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.33,0:00:45.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like babes in the woods.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.35,0:00:47.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See, that-- that really\Nmade me good to see that.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.42,0:00:48.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, that's great.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.41,0:00:48.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really--
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.91,0:00:50.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, it's good to be free.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.33,0:00:52.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, why don't you go\Ncelebrate your freedom
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.40,0:00:53.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with your own friends?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.60,0:00:55.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hm?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.81,0:00:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, uh, I don't\Nhave any friends.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.00,0:01:01.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm not going\Nout there by myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.21,0:01:02.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, wait a minute,\NI got a great idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.84,0:01:04.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll stick with you!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.18,0:01:06.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You a mean, green\Nfighting machine.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.08,0:01:09.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Together we'll scare the spit\Nout of anybody that crosses us.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.24,0:01:11.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ROARS]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.21,0:01:12.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.69,0:01:13.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, wow!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.67,0:01:14.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was really scary.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.95,0:01:16.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And if you don't me\Nsaying, if that don't work,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.91,0:01:18.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your breath certainly\Nwill get the job done,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.29,0:01:20.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause you didn't need some\NTic Tacs or something, 'cause
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.66,0:01:22.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your breath stinks!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.84,0:01:24.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, you almost burned\Nthe hair off my nose.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.74,0:01:25.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just like the time--
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.57,0:01:28.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[MUFFLED] And then I\Nate some rotten berries.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.88,0:01:31.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, I had some strong gasses\Neking out of my butt that day.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.49,0:01:35.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why are you following me?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.03,0:01:37.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll tell you why.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.60,0:01:40.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(SINGING) Because I'm all alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.53,0:01:44.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's no one here beside me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.15,0:01:46.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My problems have all gone.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.22,0:01:51.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's no one to deride me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.26,0:01:53.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you gotta have friends--
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.23,0:01:55.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop singing!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.17,0:01:58.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, it's no wonder you\Ndon't have any friends.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.85,0:01:59.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.43,0:02:01.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Only a true friend would\Nbe that cruelly honest.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.43,0:02:04.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen, little donkey,\Ntake a look at me.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.34,0:02:06.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What am I?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.81,0:02:11.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, really tall?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.08,0:02:12.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.03,0:02:13.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm an ogre.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.42,0:02:16.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, grab your\Ntorch and pitchforks!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.62,0:02:19.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doesn't that bother you?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.70,0:02:21.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nope.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.49,0:02:22.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.37,0:02:23.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really, really.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.65,0:02:24.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.25,0:02:25.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, I like you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.75,0:02:26.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's your name?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.77,0:02:30.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, Shrek.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.13,0:02:31.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shrek?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.39,0:02:33.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you know what I\Nlike about you, Shrek?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.22,0:02:34.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You got that kind of\N"I don't care what
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.90,0:02:36.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nobody thinks of me" thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.33,0:02:36.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.88,0:02:37.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I respect that, Shrek.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.81,0:02:38.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You all right.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.44,0:02:41.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.42,0:02:42.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whew, look at that.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.52,0:02:45.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who'd want to live\Nin a place like that?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.59,0:02:48.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That would be my home.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.20,0:02:48.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.70,0:02:50.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it is lovely,\Njust beautiful.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.69,0:02:52.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, you are\Nquite a decorator.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.19,0:02:54.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's amazing what you've done\Nwith such a modest budget.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.74,0:02:56.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like that boulder.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.21,0:02:57.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is a nice boulder.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.36,0:03:03.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.36,0:03:05.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess you don't\Nentertain much, do you?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.50,0:03:07.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like my privacy.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.72,0:03:08.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, I do too.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.52,0:03:10.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's another thing\Nwe have in common.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.14,0:03:11.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, I hate it when you\Ngot somebody in your face.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.83,0:03:13.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You trying give 'em a\Nhint, and they won't leave?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.30,0:03:15.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then there's that big\Nawkward silence, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.30,0:03:19.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.06,0:03:20.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can I stay with you?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.59,0:03:21.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.68,0:03:23.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can I stay with you?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.08,0:03:24.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.33,0:03:25.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.86,0:03:26.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.36,0:03:27.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.03,0:03:27.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.58,0:03:28.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't want to go back there.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.83,0:03:31.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't know what it's like\Nto be branded as a freak.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.15,0:03:32.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, maybe you do.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.34,0:03:33.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But that's why we\Ngotta stick together.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.97,0:03:34.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You gotta let me stay.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.89,0:03:35.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.51,0:03:36.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.30,0:03:38.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, OK.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.24,0:03:39.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But one night only.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.90,0:03:40.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.40,0:03:40.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.86,0:03:41.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you-- No.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.53,0:03:42.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.01,0:03:43.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, this is going to be fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.03,0:03:44.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We can stay up late,\Nswapping manly stories.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.97,0:03:47.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And in the morning,\NI'm making waffles.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.32,0:03:49.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D'ohhh!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.24,0:03:51.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where do, uh, I sleep?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.19,0:03:53.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Outside!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.74,0:03:55.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, uh, I guess that's cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.73,0:03:57.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, I don't know you,\Nand you don't know me,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.73,0:04:00.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I guess outside\Nis best, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.04,0:04:01.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[SNIFFS] Here I go.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.78,0:04:05.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.46,0:04:06.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good night.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.36,0:04:07.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[SLAMS DOOR]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.06,0:04:07.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.56,0:04:09.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[SIGH]