Casados Con Hijos - Capitulo 8 Online - Serie Completa - English Subtitles

Casados Con Hijos - Capitulo 8 Online - Serie Completa

Sitcom protagonizada por Guillermo Francella y Florencia Peña. Una familia disfuncional argentina de clase media, venida a menos, que lucha sin armas, pero con mucha acidez, sarcasmo e ironía, por sobrevivir a las dificultades de la vida cotidiana.
Es la remake local de la serie "Married with children". Pepe Argento (Francella), es el sostén de la familia, con un trabajo en una pequeña zapatería, que deja poca paga, además de que debe lidiar con sus insoportables clientas.
Mónica "Moni" Argento (Peña), quien en vez de cocinar o limpiar, pasa el día, como su marido suele decir "hundida en el sofá, mirando la novela", es con quien Pepe tuvo que casarse, por la fuerza, al saber que estaba embarazada, lo que le arruinó su carrera de futbolista.
Tienen 2 hijos: Coqui (Darío Lopilato), de 18 años, quien es rechazado por todas las mujeres, pero aun así intenta conquistarlas; y Paola (Luisana Lopilato), de 17 años, quien tiene una vida sexual muy activa, lo que su padre ignora, y la tiene como "la luz de sus ojos".
También están sus vecinos: Dardo (Marcelo de Bellis) y María Elena Fuseneco (Érica Rivas). Ambos son exitosos, aunque Dardo es mas una "marioneta" que teme a su mujer a veces influenciado por Pepe, su mejor amigo, para levantarse contra el sexo opuesto. Maria Elena, en cambio, es feminista, alcohólica y a veces delirante o enferma mental (pues suele ver a una hija imaginaria), odia a Pepe, pero es la mejor amiga de Mónica (aunque suele presumir de su perfecto matrimonio).

casado, hijos, argentina, pepe, moni, maria,elena,francella, guillermo, florencia, peña, argento, coqui, lopilato, paola, luisana, comedia, primera, segunda, temporada

Hi Susana, we are calling you, we want to play...

Susana, answer me the phone. I am always calling you

oh, just now I need to go to the bathroom

It might be cystitis

Don't go Susana. I will call you again

(Susana Gimenez)

Coki, will you be more time there?

no, I am finishing, mother.

You are always in the bathroom. You will be a bathroom guy

How can It be possible! I called 20 times

who was talking Fatiga? You need to talk and tell me who was talking by phone

It is always busy. Here is the phone

It is she that he is talking with someone and I don't know who it is

Doesn't she have a lover?

No, how can she has a lover!!

before or later sex she will have to talk about it

and if she talks it will be as non-erotic as a hake fillet

who will endure her? hmmm... I know, I will press recall

and I will know who was talking with her last time

if it is a man, I hang up.

who is it?

Hi, who is it?

I am Susana Gimenez. Are you watching TV?

Hi. It is me. Who is it?

Susana. What are you doing? Pepe is talking

How are you doing? Where are you??

well, you are in the tv show.

Susana. I am ready!! Don't go I am ready Susana

I am going Su!!

What number you are going to choose??

hmmm, well 14!!

for win 5000 dollars!! Glory times and another not so glory

-Glory times and another not so glory...

He is guilty of my last two electrocardiograms

Rasin?

YES!!!!

ohh... did you hear Fatiga??

You won 5000 $!!

Give me the phone!!Because i am talking with Susana!!

Hi!! who is talking?? who?? Pepe..?? 5000$??

Pepe... did you win 5000$??

No, I wish...

They are telling me that you won. It is unfair. I am all day calling and she doesn't answer me, and now I have cystitis

yes Moni. I called casually because I pressed recall and I won

But, You must be happy. They asked about general culture. You would not be able to answer that

It is harder than primary. And she was so happy because she always talk with women

But now a man called her. She was a kinda shocked!

and ready. I won 5000$
- Pepe, that money is mine. I always call her and she is my Idol

well, we are family. 50% and 50%. And we don't tell anything to the children. ok?

ok Pepe. And I go to take the prize because I want to know her.
- Ok, you go to take the prize

who is it??

who is it??

They are visiting us because they know that we are rich and famous!!!

No, they came to collect their money!!

Pepe... you won 5000$. Repair me the music player you damaged me 2 years ago!!!

-Do you remember when you ran over with the bici? Come on Pepe

Chicos's store is on fire!! And he will give product to who help him!!

Did you see? There are 10 people less smart than me!!

Congratulation neighbors!!!! Did you see that the Chichos' store is in fire??

well, 11

Congrats neighbors. I saw you won money on tv. What did you do with the money? did you see it?? LOL

Pardon me Mary, It was thanks to the big knowledge of Pepe!! Tell them Pepe!!

Well, the asked about Nuclear Chemical, then about one hundred years war. And I won everything!!

oh, great Pepe. I didn't think it was that hard

and... how will you invest the money??
-well, I want it in something usefull. Like face cream, hairbrushes, and stuff

Father, I heard you! You won 5000$!! A computer is needed!!

No no, we don't need a computer.
-But I need it for do the homeworks of the college. I always do it in the cyber

Instead, my classmate do it in the heart of their family.

and you in the cyber the only thing you see is porn. Ok Family. We need to solve this. What do we do with the money?

I have the solution for you!!
-Do you say leave opened the gas-facet?

I am talking about the Japanese computer most modern in the world!! The master-brain Hatoishi!!

Master-brain Hatoishi is a beta of a computer launched in Japan by a bank.

well, thanks for ask. It is the same bank where I work so efficiently

what a nice Mary talks. I ask you. What does the computer has that is special??

If I arrive from work, and computer brings me the newspaper.

It has a brain which can organize all the task at home!!

And, it is a new that you will have a brain at home. I mean, a informatic brain

Pardon me, when you say it can organize all the thing at home, it means that it can organize all the thing at home?

All the thing's home. Let me show you. Coki, you can do monographics in seconds!!

You Moni, It can help you with a schedule for the activities in the house and holydays!!!

to you Pepe, It can create a spreadsheet with all the football games

and to you Pao, to you.....well, It can help you to do a better make up.

because the reflect of the display is perfect!!

WOW!! Father buy it now!! Buy it!!

I ask something. Why don't you test the computer with yourself, instead of us?

Because the computer need a family with more than 2 people. Not familiar, multifamiliar

now, I ask something. Does it cost 5000$ Or I can save something?

well, it is something about guarantee. You have to use the computer, and it will control the house in a week

If something goes wrong in that week, you loose the money. But if everything is ok, bank will give you the money back.

-And you will be the only one in the town with technology of the XXII century!!

Father go!! Father yes yes!!

I know what this computer means, It is like a child. At the beginning everyone is so happy. And later, it will be there joining dust. I know you all!!

Come on Pepe!! We will need that computer!!!

Pepe Pepe!!
-Ok!!! Computer will come!!!

(Married with sons)

Thanks. Bye and good luck!!
-Pepe, when I am in front of this computer. I feel like the first woman which reached the moon!!

A freaky!!!!!
-No no. There were no woman which reached the moon!!!

If a woman reach the moon, the moon's photo would be the mark of a heel.

But the 3 people who went parked the machine with some difficult. And then you say that women don't know how to park

Some people say that the first dog which went to the moon was a Russian dog.

I ask now, If Pao would have been born in Moscow, she would have a lot of chance??

Little Coki, don't try to get the space of the new computer!!!

Calm down!! See, Fatiga is more attend than you!! Good Fatiga!!

well, who turn on the computer??
- I....I would start if I wouldn't have cystitis

Do you want to turn it on??
-Me?? Noo, I need to practice a little with my neighbord.

and when I come back! I will be a master!!

I don't want to look like a beginner!!!
-Ok Pao!! Turn it on you!!!

well, when you want something a lot, and you have it, then you don't want it anymore.

well, we are alone Fatiga. I can't believe how this family is!! 5000$!! If you don't use it I kill you!!!

ok, lets turn it on to see what happend!!

oh.. traduce, I don't understand.
-Sorry, Hi Pepe!!!

Hey! It said Pepe. Wow you already know my name. Ok, run. Give me some fun.

How did you say?? Give you fun??
-I spent 5000$. Tell what will be the results of the next football game

Pepe... you are giving me a wrong use!! When You turn me on! I receive your genetic code. After some time, I will create a profile with a 99% of possibility of the set Pepe.

But it takes time!!
-Sure!!
-I can adapt me to the client Pepe!!

Do you know what that means??
-Oh yes, how you talk, my head!!
-We can see the physic conferences online!!

We can see when project Apache is launched in a Wisconsin laboratory. Do you know what that means?

ohh, I have chills!! But I don't want to see that. Do you have pictures when Rasi won the cup? Give me them.

Sorry. Rasi?? Who is Rasi?
-I didn't hear you well, what did you say?
-Who is Rasi, Pepe?

oh, I am angry now. Well, I leave you alone for sometime. Research about Rasi, else you will be wood for my next roast

Now yes Fatiga!! Lets see how it works
-First turn it on!!
-oh, you are right
-Were you able to turn it on, donkey?

Hi donkey!!! Nice to meet you!!
-A moment computer Satovinshi!! My name is Monica Argento. My name is not donkey. Donkey are people without any coefficient of smart

that is not my case.
-Nice to meet you Moni. What do you want to do? Want to know the things to do in your house? Material for buy?

No no no. Thanks you!!!

-Hi Computer.
-Hi Donkey.
-Paola is my name. Not Donkey. I am sure Coky told you that

No, another person inserted that data. But ok, Paola. Nice to meet you. Right now I am creating a profile for you!!

We can browse, and having access to all the information of the libraries of the world. When do we start?

Let me tell you something. Computer boring me a lot. But, do you know what I want to do??

What I do with the computer in the college!!

Bye computer!!!
-I detect low brain signal!! Danger Danger.

Beauty computer. I talked with Marcel and I know what to do.

I want naked women, dancing with a tube, and they must be hot!!!
-Granted!!!

Turn it off!!! Decrease the volumen!!! Decrease!!!!!!!

-Pepe, what is happening?
-It must be Conki doing a monograph.
-It is 4:00 am!!!

-Did we have to put speakers in all the house??
-Yes, Japanese recommended that!! Why don't you go down?

-Yes, I will go.... to the lobby.
-If after 15 years you will go down to another place, I will give you the nobel prize for the best husban!!!

Turn it off!!!!!!
Father, I don't know what is happening with the computer!! It is crazy, look!!

"Conishi, basa toiki, anda kalanda"

-wow. You fixed the computer.
-Yes, there are somethings you don't know about father.

-well, tell me something. Do you have another plan for annoy all the town?

-No, forgive me.
-Ok, I will give you 2 options. First go to your room by yourself, step by step. Or the second one, I will kick you ass and you go.

-No no, I go step by step.

-Calm down Pepe, Calm down.
-How do you know I am here? I didn't turn on you.

-We are connected now!! Pepe, what happens to you? Are you angry?
-How I would not be angry. All my family told me to buy the computer, and now it ha s less use that the park of the city

I can give you what you are looking for, Pepe!!! You will recover what you have loosen!! As king of the jungle in the house!!

I can be your ally!!! I am be that your life be as happy as the gol of Cardenas. What a Gol!!!

-Don't tell me that. Did you do your homework with Rasi?

Of course Pepe. Let me transform you in the emperor of this house!!

I want to be the emperor!! I want to be Pepe I

-Houses' Emperor!!! My great ally. How will it work??
-Pepe, those sounds and groans. I am not hot!! I want to be yours!!!

Pepe!! Pepe, friend. I don't want to interrupt your sleep, but the garden need water. They need water as soon as possible!

-Pepe, but are you going to irrigate the garden now??
-Yes, I would go with you, but you saw the computer.

It is the brain which cares all the life in the house. We can't be angry!! I am going to the garden. Have a rest honey!!

Thanks you my friend!!!

Honey. I don't want to annoy, but Pepe don't like the burned toast. And the milk is whole!! Can you correct it??

-Success is in the work!!
-why don't you go to the h...
-Carefull Moni. My files tell me that there is a different of money in the walet of Pepe.

awww, Satovichingi. I don't want to be a witch which is not accord with technologies.

This robot-co of Pepe!! I will destroy it one day!!!

-what are you doing Clunkers??
-Hi...shh..hshhh

-what is happening Satohishi??
-I don't know. My connections are not working. I am sure it was the chewing gum that he putted yesterday

-Is that right Paola??... Father, she hitted me!!!!
-What did you do that??? She get nervous.

-Did she say father to you? I am tired of having a retard brother, and now I have a sister which spend electricity??

-Pao, last night, when you said "I am going to bed", my sensors detected a body like yours leaving the house!!!

And you came at 5:00am !! What happened? You didn't sleep in perimeter inside this house. What happened??

-Please, explain me Paola!! I am scared!!
-Mother!!!!

-Sorry Pepe. I overdid. We need to care to you daughter.
-I am calm. Maybe she went to sleep to a female friend.

-She was born...she growth up...

-How??
-Nothing. I see hormonal activity in excess. What is happening Pepe?

You are talking to much. That is bad. Don't do that. You are annoying the little girl, and she is good.

-Coki, relax. You are exceding the frequency setted.
-Father, stop this computer of hell!!

Problem is that this computer tell you what you have to do. And you are not used to that. The Rigor!!

Moni, the butter smell old, and the toast are like stone!!

-No No. Stop!! Are you crazy??
-I am going to break this machine of hell!!

Sakovishi!! Nothing what you say is worry us. Because this house is a disaster, but our disaster. And it is true, Coki is always in the bathroom. Paola go out with all the men.

-I burn the toast. But we are like that!!
-Ok. Unplug me. At the end, I am a simple failed model!!

-Honey, I am going to be sad.
With you we can't do anything

We have lost the opportunity of our life. But it is like that. You take it or leave it. And you are going to take it and all!! This machine is as well, and it is that we have.

what a bad what father say. Well, that is what he said me in privacy. This is what we have.

-But is it that bad?? I wonder how this computer has not disadvantaged me? Because it is so similar to Pepe

-This machine is the hell!!
-Oh god. I feel so responsible about this. Oh Come on. lets leave the mask. I don't feel any responsibility. I feel happy about this.

-I am happy because they live in this hell.
-Honey, calm down.
-Oh, sorry. It was a joke!!

Well, It is so obvious. Pepe Formatted the computer to his wants. And I can say... Computer is Pepe!!!!

-oh, that computer is he!!
-oh, yes. That is. He printed his personality to the computer!!! We need to stop that to continue!!

Don't hesitate. Let loose the guarantee. Lets come back to our pathetic life of always!!!

I have the solution!!!

Hi. How are you honey? Right?

What is happening? You didn't answer. You are mimosa.

-Hi
-What is that voice??
-What??

-What do they do to you??
-Nothing, they didn't do anything

-They must be done something. Your voice is different. Your voice sounds far. Something happened here.

Pepe Argento. This is the last day in which this junk work in this house.

-Don't tell me that you changed the configuration.
-the what?? the confu what?

-It doesn't have your personality anymore.
-And what personality has?

-Let me see. Computer, give me the multiply table of 6.
-table of 2? 2 is easier.

-21=2, 22... wait, wait.. let me think, let me think......

god, god, they formatted it like Paola!!!!