0:00:01.156,0:00:05.815 Hi Susana, we are calling you, we want to play... 0:00:06.522,0:00:11.927 Susana, answer me the phone. I am always calling you 0:00:11.927,0:00:15.237 oh, just now I need to go to the bathroom 0:00:15.237,0:00:17.303 It might be cystitis 0:00:17.303,0:00:21.780 Don't go Susana. I will call you again 0:00:22.517,0:00:24.902 (Susana Gimenez) 0:00:24.902,0:00:27.576 Coki, will you be more time there? 0:00:28.222,0:00:30.561 no, I am finishing, mother. 0:00:30.561,0:00:37.327 You are always in the bathroom. You will be a bathroom guy 0:00:37.327,0:00:40.741 How can It be possible! I called 20 times 0:00:41.157,0:00:49.059 who was talking Fatiga? You need to talk and tell me who was talking by phone 0:00:49.151,0:00:51.873 It is always busy. Here is the phone 0:00:52.388,0:00:56.856 It is she that he is talking with someone and I don't know who it is 0:00:57.109,0:01:00.109 Doesn't she have a lover? 0:01:00.755,0:01:03.463 No, how can she has a lover!! 0:01:03.914,0:01:07.651 before or later sex she will have to talk about it 0:01:08.894,0:01:15.458 and if she talks it will be as non-erotic as a hake fillet 0:01:15.644,0:01:20.351 who will endure her? hmmm... I know, I will press recall 0:01:20.367,0:01:23.720 and I will know who was talking with her last time 0:01:23.820,0:01:27.096 if it is a man, I hang up. 0:01:27.731,0:01:29.338 who is it? 0:01:29.338,0:01:31.146 Hi, who is it? 0:01:31.146,0:01:35.546 I am Susana Gimenez. Are you watching TV? 0:01:36.001,0:01:38.954 Hi. It is me. Who is it? 0:01:40.085,0:01:45.545 Susana. What are you doing? Pepe is talking 0:01:45.627,0:01:48.649 How are you doing? Where are you?? 0:01:48.649,0:01:51.678 well, you are in the tv show. 0:01:52.742,0:01:56.440 Susana. I am ready!! Don't go I am ready Susana 0:02:07.100,0:02:10.207 I am going Su!! 0:02:11.026,0:02:13.056 What number you are going to choose?? 0:02:17.195,0:02:19.709 hmmm, well 14!! 0:02:19.709,0:02:22.184 for win 5000 dollars!! Glory times and another not so glory 0:02:22.184,0:02:29.508 -Glory times and another not so glory... 0:02:29.508,0:02:32.384 He is guilty of my last two electrocardiograms 0:02:32.570,0:02:34.495 Rasin? 0:02:34.495,0:02:36.557 YES!!!! 0:02:36.557,0:02:39.735 ohh... did you hear Fatiga?? 0:02:40.719,0:02:42.856 You won 5000 $!! 0:02:46.717,0:02:50.348 Give me the phone!!Because i am talking with Susana!! 0:02:50.348,0:02:59.652 Hi!! who is talking?? who?? Pepe..?? 5000$?? 0:02:59.652,0:03:03.085 Pepe... did you win 5000$?? 0:03:03.085,0:03:05.696 No, I wish... 0:03:05.696,0:03:16.500 They are telling me that you won. It is unfair. I am all day calling and she doesn't answer me, and now I have cystitis 0:03:16.500,0:03:24.296 yes Moni. I called casually because I pressed recall and I won 0:03:24.296,0:03:31.528 But, You must be happy. They asked about general culture. You would not be able to answer that 0:03:31.528,0:03:37.025 It is harder than primary. And she was so happy because she always talk with women 0:03:37.025,0:03:45.370 But now a man called her. She was a kinda shocked! 0:03:45.370,0:03:57.022 and ready. I won 5000$[br]- Pepe, that money is mine. I always call her and she is my Idol 0:03:57.022,0:04:05.063 well, we are family. 50% and 50%. And we don't tell anything to the children. ok? 0:04:05.063,0:04:11.391 ok Pepe. And I go to take the prize because I want to know her.[br]- Ok, you go to take the prize 0:04:11.391,0:04:15.002 who is it?? 0:04:15.002,0:04:18.926 who is it?? 0:04:18.926,0:04:21.959 They are visiting us because they know that we are rich and famous!!! 0:04:21.959,0:04:25.429 No, they came to collect their money!! 0:04:25.429,0:04:29.351 Pepe... you won 5000$. Repair me the music player you damaged me 2 years ago!!! 0:04:29.351,0:04:36.949 -Do you remember when you ran over with the bici? Come on Pepe 0:04:36.949,0:04:49.430 Chicos's store is on fire!! And he will give product to who help him!! 0:04:53.661,0:04:58.884 Did you see? There are 10 people less smart than me!! 0:04:58.884,0:05:03.691 Congratulation neighbors!!!! Did you see that the Chichos' store is in fire?? 0:05:03.691,0:05:06.499 well, 11 0:05:06.499,0:05:14.316 Congrats neighbors. I saw you won money on tv. What did you do with the money? did you see it?? LOL 0:05:14.316,0:05:19.749 Pardon me Mary, It was thanks to the big knowledge of Pepe!! Tell them Pepe!! 0:05:19.749,0:05:29.804 Well, the asked about Nuclear Chemical, then about one hundred years war. And I won everything!! 0:05:29.804,0:05:34.583 oh, great Pepe. I didn't think it was that hard 0:05:34.583,0:05:48.644 and... how will you invest the money??[br]-well, I want it in something usefull. Like face cream, hairbrushes, and stuff 0:05:48.644,0:05:55.160 Father, I heard you! You won 5000$!! A computer is needed!! 0:05:55.160,0:06:06.292 No no, we don't need a computer.[br]-But I need it for do the homeworks of the college. I always do it in the cyber 0:06:06.292,0:06:10.632 Instead, my classmate do it in the heart of their family. 0:06:10.632,0:06:19.939 and you in the cyber the only thing you see is porn. Ok Family. We need to solve this. What do we do with the money? 0:06:19.939,0:06:25.623 I have the solution for you!![br]-Do you say leave opened the gas-facet? 0:06:25.623,0:06:39.369 I am talking about the Japanese computer most modern in the world!! The master-brain Hatoishi!! 0:06:39.369,0:06:48.629 Master-brain Hatoishi is a beta of a computer launched in Japan by a bank. 0:06:48.629,0:06:55.770 well, thanks for ask. It is the same bank where I work so efficiently 0:06:55.770,0:07:03.883 what a nice Mary talks. I ask you. What does the computer has that is special?? 0:07:03.883,0:07:12.253 If I arrive from work, and computer brings me the newspaper. 0:07:12.253,0:07:19.189 It has a brain which can organize all the task at home!! 0:07:19.189,0:07:26.764 And, it is a new that you will have a brain at home. I mean, a informatic brain 0:07:26.764,0:07:32.482 Pardon me, when you say it can organize all the thing at home, it means that it can organize all the thing at home? 0:07:32.482,0:07:43.884 All the thing's home. Let me show you. Coki, you can do monographics in seconds!! 0:07:43.884,0:07:54.320 You Moni, It can help you with a schedule for the activities in the house and holydays!!! 0:07:54.320,0:08:01.229 to you Pepe, It can create a spreadsheet with all the football games 0:08:01.229,0:08:11.434 and to you Pao, to you.....well, It can help you to do a better make up. 0:08:11.434,0:08:15.109 because the reflect of the display is perfect!! 0:08:15.109,0:08:20.480 WOW!! Father buy it now!! Buy it!! 0:08:20.480,0:08:27.833 I ask something. Why don't you test the computer with yourself, instead of us? 0:08:27.833,0:08:34.022 Because the computer need a family with more than 2 people. Not familiar, multifamiliar 0:08:34.022,0:08:41.169 now, I ask something. Does it cost 5000$ Or I can save something? 0:08:41.169,0:08:51.859 well, it is something about guarantee. You have to use the computer, and it will control the house in a week 0:08:51.859,0:09:02.365 If something goes wrong in that week, you loose the money. But if everything is ok, bank will give you the money back. 0:09:02.365,0:09:06.780 -And you will be the only one in the town with technology of the XXII century!! 0:09:06.780,0:09:14.359 Father go!! Father yes yes!! 0:09:14.359,0:09:23.351 I know what this computer means, It is like a child. At the beginning everyone is so happy. And later, it will be there joining dust. I know you all!! 0:09:23.351,0:09:32.031 Come on Pepe!! We will need that computer!!! 0:09:32.031,0:09:42.051 Pepe Pepe!![br]-Ok!!! Computer will come!!! 0:09:42.051,0:09:47.565 (Married with sons) 0:09:47.565,0:10:01.071 Thanks. Bye and good luck!![br]-Pepe, when I am in front of this computer. I feel like the first woman which reached the moon!! 0:10:01.071,0:10:08.871 A freaky!!!!![br]-No no. There were no woman which reached the moon!!! 0:10:08.871,0:10:14.071 If a woman reach the moon, the moon's photo would be the mark of a heel. 0:10:14.071,0:10:21.120 But the 3 people who went parked the machine with some difficult. And then you say that women don't know how to park 0:10:21.120,0:10:27.944 Some people say that the first dog which went to the moon was a Russian dog. 0:10:27.944,0:10:33.720 I ask now, If Pao would have been born in Moscow, she would have a lot of chance?? 0:10:33.720,0:10:45.831 Little Coki, don't try to get the space of the new computer!!! 0:10:45.831,0:10:57.004 Calm down!! See, Fatiga is more attend than you!! Good Fatiga!! 0:10:57.004,0:11:07.616 well, who turn on the computer??[br]- I....I would start if I wouldn't have cystitis 0:11:07.616,0:11:17.434 Do you want to turn it on??[br]-Me?? Noo, I need to practice a little with my neighbord. 0:11:17.434,0:11:22.255 and when I come back! I will be a master!! 0:11:22.255,0:11:29.234 I don't want to look like a beginner!!![br]-Ok Pao!! Turn it on you!!! 0:11:29.234,0:11:39.689 well, when you want something a lot, and you have it, then you don't want it anymore. 0:11:39.689,0:11:54.062 well, we are alone Fatiga. I can't believe how this family is!! 5000$!! If you don't use it I kill you!!! 0:11:54.062,0:12:00.271 ok, lets turn it on to see what happend!! 0:12:05.423,0:12:17.980 oh.. traduce, I don't understand.[br]-Sorry, Hi Pepe!!! 0:12:17.980,0:12:29.076 Hey! It said Pepe. Wow you already know my name. Ok, run. Give me some fun. 0:12:29.076,0:12:40.462 How did you say?? Give you fun??[br]-I spent 5000$. Tell what will be the results of the next football game 0:12:40.462,0:12:59.922 Pepe... you are giving me a wrong use!! When You turn me on! I receive your genetic code. After some time, I will create a profile with a 99% of possibility of the set Pepe. 0:12:59.922,0:13:07.691 But it takes time!![br]-Sure!![br]-I can adapt me to the client Pepe!! 0:13:07.691,0:13:16.158 Do you know what that means??[br]-Oh yes, how you talk, my head!![br]-We can see the physic conferences online!! 0:13:16.158,0:13:27.209 We can see when project Apache is launched in a Wisconsin laboratory. Do you know what that means?[br] 0:13:27.209,0:13:36.192 ohh, I have chills!! But I don't want to see that. Do you have pictures when Rasi won the cup? Give me them. 0:13:36.192,0:13:47.254 Sorry. Rasi?? Who is Rasi?[br]-I didn't hear you well, what did you say?[br]-Who is Rasi, Pepe? 0:13:47.254,0:14:11.450 oh, I am angry now. Well, I leave you alone for sometime. Research about Rasi, else you will be wood for my next roast 0:14:11.450,0:14:34.303 Now yes Fatiga!! Lets see how it works[br]-First turn it on!![br]-oh, you are right[br]-Were you able to turn it on, donkey? 0:14:34.303,0:14:51.313 Hi donkey!!! Nice to meet you!![br]-A moment computer Satovinshi!! My name is Monica Argento. My name is not donkey. Donkey are people without any coefficient of smart 0:14:51.313,0:15:04.892 that is not my case.[br]-Nice to meet you Moni. What do you want to do? Want to know the things to do in your house? Material for buy? 0:15:04.892,0:15:08.573 No no no. Thanks you!!! 0:15:08.573,0:15:21.035 -Hi Computer.[br]-Hi Donkey.[br]-Paola is my name. Not Donkey. I am sure Coky told you that 0:15:21.035,0:15:31.813 No, another person inserted that data. But ok, Paola. Nice to meet you. Right now I am creating a profile for you!! 0:15:31.813,0:15:42.399 We can browse, and having access to all the information of the libraries of the world. When do we start? 0:15:42.399,0:15:53.277 Let me tell you something. Computer boring me a lot. But, do you know what I want to do?? 0:15:53.277,0:15:59.111 What I do with the computer in the college!! 0:15:59.111,0:16:13.997 Bye computer!!![br]-I detect low brain signal!! Danger Danger. 0:16:21.636,0:16:30.417 Beauty computer. I talked with Marcel and I know what to do. 0:16:30.417,0:16:47.755 I want naked women, dancing with a tube, and they must be hot!!![br]-Granted!!! 0:16:47.755,0:17:01.497 Turn it off!!! Decrease the volumen!!! Decrease!!!!!!! 0:17:01.497,0:17:14.420 -Pepe, what is happening?[br]-It must be Conki doing a monograph.[br]-It is 4:00 am!!! 0:17:14.420,0:17:22.274 -Did we have to put speakers in all the house??[br]-Yes, Japanese recommended that!! Why don't you go down? 0:17:22.274,0:17:40.485 -Yes, I will go.... to the lobby.[br]-If after 15 years you will go down to another place, I will give you the nobel prize for the best husban!!! 0:17:40.485,0:17:52.862 Turn it off!!!!!![br]Father, I don't know what is happening with the computer!! It is crazy, look!! 0:17:52.862,0:17:58.563 "Conishi, basa toiki, anda kalanda" 0:17:58.563,0:18:06.127 -wow. You fixed the computer.[br]-Yes, there are somethings you don't know about father. 0:18:06.127,0:18:14.716 -well, tell me something. Do you have another plan for annoy all the town? 0:18:14.716,0:18:28.192 -No, forgive me.[br]-Ok, I will give you 2 options. First go to your room by yourself, step by step. Or the second one, I will kick you ass and you go. 0:18:28.192,0:18:35.153 -No no, I go step by step. 0:18:35.153,0:18:40.766 -Calm down Pepe, Calm down.[br]-How do you know I am here? I didn't turn on you. 0:18:40.766,0:19:02.630 -We are connected now!! Pepe, what happens to you? Are you angry?[br]-How I would not be angry. All my family told me to buy the computer, and now it ha s less use that the park of the city 0:19:02.630,0:19:14.798 I can give you what you are looking for, Pepe!!! You will recover what you have loosen!! As king of the jungle in the house!! 0:19:14.798,0:19:32.537 I can be your ally!!! I am be that your life be as happy as the gol of Cardenas. What a Gol!!! 0:19:32.537,0:19:37.603 -Don't tell me that. Did you do your homework with Rasi? 0:19:37.603,0:19:46.485 Of course Pepe. Let me transform you in the emperor of this house!! 0:19:46.485,0:20:07.642 I want to be the emperor!! I want to be Pepe I 0:20:07.642,0:20:23.448 -Houses' Emperor!!! My great ally. How will it work??[br]-Pepe, those sounds and groans. I am not hot!! I want to be yours!!! 0:20:23.448,0:20:39.171 Pepe!! Pepe, friend. I don't want to interrupt your sleep, but the garden need water. They need water as soon as possible! 0:20:39.171,0:20:47.355 -Pepe, but are you going to irrigate the garden now??[br]-Yes, I would go with you, but you saw the computer. 0:20:47.355,0:20:59.632 It is the brain which cares all the life in the house. We can't be angry!! I am going to the garden. Have a rest honey!! 0:20:59.632,0:21:06.235 Thanks you my friend!!! 0:21:06.235,0:21:18.238 Honey. I don't want to annoy, but Pepe don't like the burned toast. And the milk is whole!! Can you correct it?? 0:21:18.238,0:21:38.493 -Success is in the work!![br]-why don't you go to the h...[br]-Carefull Moni. My files tell me that there is a different of money in the walet of Pepe. 0:21:38.493,0:21:48.073 awww, Satovichingi. I don't want to be a witch which is not accord with technologies. 0:21:48.073,0:21:55.991 This robot-co of Pepe!! I will destroy it one day!!! 0:21:55.991,0:22:05.232 -what are you doing Clunkers??[br]-Hi...shh..hshhh 0:22:05.232,0:22:12.990 -what is happening Satohishi??[br]-I don't know. My connections are not working. I am sure it was the chewing gum that he putted yesterday 0:22:12.990,0:22:25.071 -Is that right Paola??... Father, she hitted me!!!![br]-What did you do that??? She get nervous. 0:22:25.071,0:22:37.209 -Did she say father to you? I am tired of having a retard brother, and now I have a sister which spend electricity?? 0:22:37.209,0:22:51.232 -Pao, last night, when you said "I am going to bed", my sensors detected a body like yours leaving the house!!! 0:22:51.232,0:23:02.435 And you came at 5:00am !! What happened? You didn't sleep in perimeter inside this house. What happened?? 0:23:02.435,0:23:10.793 -Please, explain me Paola!! I am scared!![br]-Mother!!!! 0:23:10.793,0:23:21.239 -Sorry Pepe. I overdid. We need to care to you daughter.[br]-I am calm. Maybe she went to sleep to a female friend. 0:23:21.239,0:23:27.121 -She was born...she growth up... 0:23:27.121,0:23:36.482 -How??[br]-Nothing. I see hormonal activity in excess. What is happening Pepe? 0:23:36.482,0:23:46.283 You are talking to much. That is bad. Don't do that. You are annoying the little girl, and she is good. 0:23:50.420,0:24:06.029 -Coki, relax. You are exceding the frequency setted. [br]-Father, stop this computer of hell!! 0:24:06.029,0:24:15.841 Problem is that this computer tell you what you have to do. And you are not used to that. The Rigor!! 0:24:15.841,0:24:23.369 Moni, the butter smell old, and the toast are like stone!! 0:24:23.369,0:24:31.791 -No No. Stop!! Are you crazy??[br]-I am going to break this machine of hell!! 0:24:31.791,0:24:45.317 Sakovishi!! Nothing what you say is worry us. Because this house is a disaster, but our disaster. And it is true, Coki is always in the bathroom. Paola go out with all the men. 0:24:45.317,0:24:56.654 -I burn the toast. But we are like that!![br]-Ok. Unplug me. At the end, I am a simple failed model!! 0:24:56.654,0:25:08.899 -Honey, I am going to be sad.[br]With you we can't do anything 0:25:08.899,0:25:26.533 We have lost the opportunity of our life. But it is like that. You take it or leave it. And you are going to take it and all!! This machine is as well, and it is that we have. 0:25:27.010,0:25:36.516 what a bad what father say. Well, that is what he said me in privacy. This is what we have. 0:25:40.015,0:25:48.332 -But is it that bad?? I wonder how this computer has not disadvantaged me? Because it is so similar to Pepe 0:25:48.332,0:26:12.631 -This machine is the hell!![br]-Oh god. I feel so responsible about this. Oh Come on. lets leave the mask. I don't feel any responsibility. I feel happy about this. 0:26:12.631,0:26:23.422 -I am happy because they live in this hell.[br]-Honey, calm down.[br]-Oh, sorry. It was a joke!! 0:26:23.422,0:26:34.206 Well, It is so obvious. Pepe Formatted the computer to his wants. And I can say... Computer is Pepe!!!! 0:26:34.206,0:26:52.594 -oh, that computer is he!![br]-oh, yes. That is. He printed his personality to the computer!!! We need to stop that to continue!! 0:26:52.594,0:27:03.618 Don't hesitate. Let loose the guarantee. Lets come back to our pathetic life of always!!! 0:27:03.618,0:27:09.208 I have the solution!!! 0:27:16.145,0:27:23.471 Hi. How are you honey? Right? 0:27:23.471,0:27:31.351 What is happening? You didn't answer. You are mimosa. 0:27:31.351,0:27:44.014 -Hi[br]-What is that voice??[br]-What?? 0:27:44.014,0:27:52.047 -What do they do to you??[br]-Nothing, they didn't do anything 0:27:52.047,0:28:03.050 -They must be done something. Your voice is different. Your voice sounds far. Something happened here. 0:28:03.050,0:28:11.952 Pepe Argento. This is the last day in which this junk work in this house. 0:28:11.952,0:28:19.352 -Don't tell me that you changed the configuration.[br]-the what?? the confu what? 0:28:19.352,0:28:29.309 -It doesn't have your personality anymore.[br]-And what personality has? 0:28:29.309,0:28:35.383 -Let me see. Computer, give me the multiply table of 6.[br]-table of 2? 2 is easier. 0:28:35.383,0:28:53.388 -21=2, 22... wait, wait.. let me think, let me think...... 0:28:53.388,0:29:02.705 god, god, they formatted it like Paola!!!!