1 00:00:01,156 --> 00:00:05,815 Hi Susana, we are calling you, we want to play... 2 00:00:06,522 --> 00:00:11,927 Susana, answer me the phone. I am always calling you 3 00:00:11,927 --> 00:00:15,237 oh, just now I need to go to the bathroom 4 00:00:15,237 --> 00:00:17,303 It might be cystitis 5 00:00:17,303 --> 00:00:21,780 Don't go Susana. I will call you again 6 00:00:22,517 --> 00:00:24,902 (Susana Gimenez) 7 00:00:24,902 --> 00:00:27,576 Coki, will you be more time there? 8 00:00:28,222 --> 00:00:30,561 no, I am finishing, mother. 9 00:00:30,561 --> 00:00:37,327 You are always in the bathroom. You will be a bathroom guy 10 00:00:37,327 --> 00:00:40,741 How can It be possible! I called 20 times 11 00:00:41,157 --> 00:00:49,059 who was talking Fatiga? You need to talk and tell me who was talking by phone 12 00:00:49,151 --> 00:00:51,873 It is always busy. Here is the phone 13 00:00:52,388 --> 00:00:56,856 It is she that he is talking with someone and I don't know who it is 14 00:00:57,109 --> 00:01:00,109 Doesn't she have a lover? 15 00:01:00,755 --> 00:01:03,463 No, how can she has a lover!! 16 00:01:03,914 --> 00:01:07,651 before or later sex she will have to talk about it 17 00:01:08,894 --> 00:01:15,458 and if she talks it will be as non-erotic as a hake fillet 18 00:01:15,644 --> 00:01:20,351 who will endure her? hmmm... I know, I will press recall 19 00:01:20,367 --> 00:01:23,720 and I will know who was talking with her last time 20 00:01:23,820 --> 00:01:27,096 if it is a man, I hang up. 21 00:01:27,731 --> 00:01:29,338 who is it? 22 00:01:29,338 --> 00:01:31,146 Hi, who is it? 23 00:01:31,146 --> 00:01:35,546 I am Susana Gimenez. Are you watching TV? 24 00:01:36,001 --> 00:01:38,954 Hi. It is me. Who is it? 25 00:01:40,085 --> 00:01:45,545 Susana. What are you doing? Pepe is talking 26 00:01:45,627 --> 00:01:48,649 How are you doing? Where are you?? 27 00:01:48,649 --> 00:01:51,678 well, you are in the tv show. 28 00:01:52,742 --> 00:01:56,440 Susana. I am ready!! Don't go I am ready Susana 29 00:02:07,100 --> 00:02:10,207 I am going Su!! 30 00:02:11,026 --> 00:02:13,056 What number you are going to choose?? 31 00:02:17,195 --> 00:02:19,709 hmmm, well 14!! 32 00:02:19,709 --> 00:02:22,184 for win 5000 dollars!! Glory times and another not so glory 33 00:02:22,184 --> 00:02:29,508 -Glory times and another not so glory... 34 00:02:29,508 --> 00:02:32,384 He is guilty of my last two electrocardiograms 35 00:02:32,570 --> 00:02:34,495 Rasin? 36 00:02:34,495 --> 00:02:36,557 YES!!!! 37 00:02:36,557 --> 00:02:39,735 ohh... did you hear Fatiga?? 38 00:02:40,719 --> 00:02:42,856 You won 5000 $!! 39 00:02:46,717 --> 00:02:50,348 Give me the phone!!Because i am talking with Susana!! 40 00:02:50,348 --> 00:02:59,652 Hi!! who is talking?? who?? Pepe..?? 5000$?? 41 00:02:59,652 --> 00:03:03,085 Pepe... did you win 5000$?? 42 00:03:03,085 --> 00:03:05,696 No, I wish... 43 00:03:05,696 --> 00:03:16,500 They are telling me that you won. It is unfair. I am all day calling and she doesn't answer me, and now I have cystitis 44 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:24,296 yes Moni. I called casually because I pressed recall and I won 45 00:03:24,296 --> 00:03:31,528 But, You must be happy. They asked about general culture. You would not be able to answer that 46 00:03:31,528 --> 00:03:37,025 It is harder than primary. And she was so happy because she always talk with women 47 00:03:37,025 --> 00:03:45,370 But now a man called her. She was a kinda shocked! 48 00:03:45,370 --> 00:03:57,022 and ready. I won 5000$ - Pepe, that money is mine. I always call her and she is my Idol 49 00:03:57,022 --> 00:04:05,063 well, we are family. 50% and 50%. And we don't tell anything to the children. ok? 50 00:04:05,063 --> 00:04:11,391 ok Pepe. And I go to take the prize because I want to know her. - Ok, you go to take the prize 51 00:04:11,391 --> 00:04:15,002 who is it?? 52 00:04:15,002 --> 00:04:18,926 who is it?? 53 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:21,959 They are visiting us because they know that we are rich and famous!!! 54 00:04:21,959 --> 00:04:25,429 No, they came to collect their money!! 55 00:04:25,429 --> 00:04:29,351 Pepe... you won 5000$. Repair me the music player you damaged me 2 years ago!!! 56 00:04:29,351 --> 00:04:36,949 -Do you remember when you ran over with the bici? Come on Pepe 57 00:04:36,949 --> 00:04:49,430 Chicos's store is on fire!! And he will give product to who help him!! 58 00:04:53,661 --> 00:04:58,884 Did you see? There are 10 people less smart than me!! 59 00:04:58,884 --> 00:05:03,691 Congratulation neighbors!!!! Did you see that the Chichos' store is in fire?? 60 00:05:03,691 --> 00:05:06,499 well, 11 61 00:05:06,499 --> 00:05:14,316 Congrats neighbors. I saw you won money on tv. What did you do with the money? did you see it?? LOL 62 00:05:14,316 --> 00:05:19,749 Pardon me Mary, It was thanks to the big knowledge of Pepe!! Tell them Pepe!! 63 00:05:19,749 --> 00:05:29,804 Well, the asked about Nuclear Chemical, then about one hundred years war. And I won everything!! 64 00:05:29,804 --> 00:05:34,583 oh, great Pepe. I didn't think it was that hard 65 00:05:34,583 --> 00:05:48,644 and... how will you invest the money?? -well, I want it in something usefull. Like face cream, hairbrushes, and stuff 66 00:05:48,644 --> 00:05:55,160 Father, I heard you! You won 5000$!! A computer is needed!! 67 00:05:55,160 --> 00:06:06,292 No no, we don't need a computer. -But I need it for do the homeworks of the college. I always do it in the cyber 68 00:06:06,292 --> 00:06:10,632 Instead, my classmate do it in the heart of their family. 69 00:06:10,632 --> 00:06:19,939 and you in the cyber the only thing you see is porn. Ok Family. We need to solve this. What do we do with the money? 70 00:06:19,939 --> 00:06:25,623 I have the solution for you!! -Do you say leave opened the gas-facet? 71 00:06:25,623 --> 00:06:39,369 I am talking about the Japanese computer most modern in the world!! The master-brain Hatoishi!! 72 00:06:39,369 --> 00:06:48,629 Master-brain Hatoishi is a beta of a computer launched in Japan by a bank. 73 00:06:48,629 --> 00:06:55,770 well, thanks for ask. It is the same bank where I work so efficiently 74 00:06:55,770 --> 00:07:03,883 what a nice Mary talks. I ask you. What does the computer has that is special?? 75 00:07:03,883 --> 00:07:12,253 If I arrive from work, and computer brings me the newspaper. 76 00:07:12,253 --> 00:07:19,189 It has a brain which can organize all the task at home!! 77 00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:26,764 And, it is a new that you will have a brain at home. I mean, a informatic brain 78 00:07:26,764 --> 00:07:32,482 Pardon me, when you say it can organize all the thing at home, it means that it can organize all the thing at home? 79 00:07:32,482 --> 00:07:43,884 All the thing's home. Let me show you. Coki, you can do monographics in seconds!! 80 00:07:43,884 --> 00:07:54,320 You Moni, It can help you with a schedule for the activities in the house and holydays!!! 81 00:07:54,320 --> 00:08:01,229 to you Pepe, It can create a spreadsheet with all the football games 82 00:08:01,229 --> 00:08:11,434 and to you Pao, to you.....well, It can help you to do a better make up. 83 00:08:11,434 --> 00:08:15,109 because the reflect of the display is perfect!! 84 00:08:15,109 --> 00:08:20,480 WOW!! Father buy it now!! Buy it!! 85 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:27,833 I ask something. Why don't you test the computer with yourself, instead of us? 86 00:08:27,833 --> 00:08:34,022 Because the computer need a family with more than 2 people. Not familiar, multifamiliar 87 00:08:34,022 --> 00:08:41,169 now, I ask something. Does it cost 5000$ Or I can save something? 88 00:08:41,169 --> 00:08:51,859 well, it is something about guarantee. You have to use the computer, and it will control the house in a week 89 00:08:51,859 --> 00:09:02,365 If something goes wrong in that week, you loose the money. But if everything is ok, bank will give you the money back. 90 00:09:02,365 --> 00:09:06,780 -And you will be the only one in the town with technology of the XXII century!! 91 00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:14,359 Father go!! Father yes yes!! 92 00:09:14,359 --> 00:09:23,351 I know what this computer means, It is like a child. At the beginning everyone is so happy. And later, it will be there joining dust. I know you all!! 93 00:09:23,351 --> 00:09:32,031 Come on Pepe!! We will need that computer!!! 94 00:09:32,031 --> 00:09:42,051 Pepe Pepe!! -Ok!!! Computer will come!!! 95 00:09:42,051 --> 00:09:47,565 (Married with sons) 96 00:09:47,565 --> 00:10:01,071 Thanks. Bye and good luck!! -Pepe, when I am in front of this computer. I feel like the first woman which reached the moon!! 97 00:10:01,071 --> 00:10:08,871 A freaky!!!!! -No no. There were no woman which reached the moon!!! 98 00:10:08,871 --> 00:10:14,071 If a woman reach the moon, the moon's photo would be the mark of a heel. 99 00:10:14,071 --> 00:10:21,120 But the 3 people who went parked the machine with some difficult. And then you say that women don't know how to park 100 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:27,944 Some people say that the first dog which went to the moon was a Russian dog. 101 00:10:27,944 --> 00:10:33,720 I ask now, If Pao would have been born in Moscow, she would have a lot of chance?? 102 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:45,831 Little Coki, don't try to get the space of the new computer!!! 103 00:10:45,831 --> 00:10:57,004 Calm down!! See, Fatiga is more attend than you!! Good Fatiga!! 104 00:10:57,004 --> 00:11:07,616 well, who turn on the computer?? - I....I would start if I wouldn't have cystitis 105 00:11:07,616 --> 00:11:17,434 Do you want to turn it on?? -Me?? Noo, I need to practice a little with my neighbord. 106 00:11:17,434 --> 00:11:22,255 and when I come back! I will be a master!! 107 00:11:22,255 --> 00:11:29,234 I don't want to look like a beginner!!! -Ok Pao!! Turn it on you!!! 108 00:11:29,234 --> 00:11:39,689 well, when you want something a lot, and you have it, then you don't want it anymore. 109 00:11:39,689 --> 00:11:54,062 well, we are alone Fatiga. I can't believe how this family is!! 5000$!! If you don't use it I kill you!!! 110 00:11:54,062 --> 00:12:00,271 ok, lets turn it on to see what happend!! 111 00:12:05,423 --> 00:12:17,980 oh.. traduce, I don't understand. -Sorry, Hi Pepe!!! 112 00:12:17,980 --> 00:12:29,076 Hey! It said Pepe. Wow you already know my name. Ok, run. Give me some fun. 113 00:12:29,076 --> 00:12:40,462 How did you say?? Give you fun?? -I spent 5000$. Tell what will be the results of the next football game 114 00:12:40,462 --> 00:12:59,922 Pepe... you are giving me a wrong use!! When You turn me on! I receive your genetic code. After some time, I will create a profile with a 99% of possibility of the set Pepe. 115 00:12:59,922 --> 00:13:07,691 But it takes time!! -Sure!! -I can adapt me to the client Pepe!! 116 00:13:07,691 --> 00:13:16,158 Do you know what that means?? -Oh yes, how you talk, my head!! -We can see the physic conferences online!! 117 00:13:16,158 --> 00:13:27,209 We can see when project Apache is launched in a Wisconsin laboratory. Do you know what that means? 118 00:13:27,209 --> 00:13:36,192 ohh, I have chills!! But I don't want to see that. Do you have pictures when Rasi won the cup? Give me them. 119 00:13:36,192 --> 00:13:47,254 Sorry. Rasi?? Who is Rasi? -I didn't hear you well, what did you say? -Who is Rasi, Pepe? 120 00:13:47,254 --> 00:14:11,450 oh, I am angry now. Well, I leave you alone for sometime. Research about Rasi, else you will be wood for my next roast 121 00:14:11,450 --> 00:14:34,303 Now yes Fatiga!! Lets see how it works -First turn it on!! -oh, you are right -Were you able to turn it on, donkey? 122 00:14:34,303 --> 00:14:51,313 Hi donkey!!! Nice to meet you!! -A moment computer Satovinshi!! My name is Monica Argento. My name is not donkey. Donkey are people without any coefficient of smart 123 00:14:51,313 --> 00:15:04,892 that is not my case. -Nice to meet you Moni. What do you want to do? Want to know the things to do in your house? Material for buy? 124 00:15:04,892 --> 00:15:08,573 No no no. Thanks you!!! 125 00:15:08,573 --> 00:15:21,035 -Hi Computer. -Hi Donkey. -Paola is my name. Not Donkey. I am sure Coky told you that 126 00:15:21,035 --> 00:15:31,813 No, another person inserted that data. But ok, Paola. Nice to meet you. Right now I am creating a profile for you!! 127 00:15:31,813 --> 00:15:42,399 We can browse, and having access to all the information of the libraries of the world. When do we start? 128 00:15:42,399 --> 00:15:53,277 Let me tell you something. Computer boring me a lot. But, do you know what I want to do?? 129 00:15:53,277 --> 00:15:59,111 What I do with the computer in the college!! 130 00:15:59,111 --> 00:16:13,997 Bye computer!!! -I detect low brain signal!! Danger Danger. 131 00:16:21,636 --> 00:16:30,417 Beauty computer. I talked with Marcel and I know what to do. 132 00:16:30,417 --> 00:16:47,755 I want naked women, dancing with a tube, and they must be hot!!! -Granted!!! 133 00:16:47,755 --> 00:17:01,497 Turn it off!!! Decrease the volumen!!! Decrease!!!!!!! 134 00:17:01,497 --> 00:17:14,420 -Pepe, what is happening? -It must be Conki doing a monograph. -It is 4:00 am!!! 135 00:17:14,420 --> 00:17:22,274 -Did we have to put speakers in all the house?? -Yes, Japanese recommended that!! Why don't you go down? 136 00:17:22,274 --> 00:17:40,485 -Yes, I will go.... to the lobby. -If after 15 years you will go down to another place, I will give you the nobel prize for the best husban!!! 137 00:17:40,485 --> 00:17:52,862 Turn it off!!!!!! Father, I don't know what is happening with the computer!! It is crazy, look!! 138 00:17:52,862 --> 00:17:58,563 "Conishi, basa toiki, anda kalanda" 139 00:17:58,563 --> 00:18:06,127 -wow. You fixed the computer. -Yes, there are somethings you don't know about father. 140 00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:14,716 -well, tell me something. Do you have another plan for annoy all the town? 141 00:18:14,716 --> 00:18:28,192 -No, forgive me. -Ok, I will give you 2 options. First go to your room by yourself, step by step. Or the second one, I will kick you ass and you go. 142 00:18:28,192 --> 00:18:35,153 -No no, I go step by step. 143 00:18:35,153 --> 00:18:40,766 -Calm down Pepe, Calm down. -How do you know I am here? I didn't turn on you. 144 00:18:40,766 --> 00:19:02,630 -We are connected now!! Pepe, what happens to you? Are you angry? -How I would not be angry. All my family told me to buy the computer, and now it ha s less use that the park of the city 145 00:19:02,630 --> 00:19:14,798 I can give you what you are looking for, Pepe!!! You will recover what you have loosen!! As king of the jungle in the house!! 146 00:19:14,798 --> 00:19:32,537 I can be your ally!!! I am be that your life be as happy as the gol of Cardenas. What a Gol!!! 147 00:19:32,537 --> 00:19:37,603 -Don't tell me that. Did you do your homework with Rasi? 148 00:19:37,603 --> 00:19:46,485 Of course Pepe. Let me transform you in the emperor of this house!! 149 00:19:46,485 --> 00:20:07,642 I want to be the emperor!! I want to be Pepe I 150 00:20:07,642 --> 00:20:23,448 -Houses' Emperor!!! My great ally. How will it work?? -Pepe, those sounds and groans. I am not hot!! I want to be yours!!! 151 00:20:23,448 --> 00:20:39,171 Pepe!! Pepe, friend. I don't want to interrupt your sleep, but the garden need water. They need water as soon as possible! 152 00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:47,355 -Pepe, but are you going to irrigate the garden now?? -Yes, I would go with you, but you saw the computer. 153 00:20:47,355 --> 00:20:59,632 It is the brain which cares all the life in the house. We can't be angry!! I am going to the garden. Have a rest honey!! 154 00:20:59,632 --> 00:21:06,235 Thanks you my friend!!! 155 00:21:06,235 --> 00:21:18,238 Honey. I don't want to annoy, but Pepe don't like the burned toast. And the milk is whole!! Can you correct it?? 156 00:21:18,238 --> 00:21:38,493 -Success is in the work!! -why don't you go to the h... -Carefull Moni. My files tell me that there is a different of money in the walet of Pepe. 157 00:21:38,493 --> 00:21:48,073 awww, Satovichingi. I don't want to be a witch which is not accord with technologies. 158 00:21:48,073 --> 00:21:55,991 This robot-co of Pepe!! I will destroy it one day!!! 159 00:21:55,991 --> 00:22:05,232 -what are you doing Clunkers?? -Hi...shh..hshhh 160 00:22:05,232 --> 00:22:12,990 -what is happening Satohishi?? -I don't know. My connections are not working. I am sure it was the chewing gum that he putted yesterday 161 00:22:12,990 --> 00:22:25,071 -Is that right Paola??... Father, she hitted me!!!! -What did you do that??? She get nervous. 162 00:22:25,071 --> 00:22:37,209 -Did she say father to you? I am tired of having a retard brother, and now I have a sister which spend electricity?? 163 00:22:37,209 --> 00:22:51,232 -Pao, last night, when you said "I am going to bed", my sensors detected a body like yours leaving the house!!! 164 00:22:51,232 --> 00:23:02,435 And you came at 5:00am !! What happened? You didn't sleep in perimeter inside this house. What happened?? 165 00:23:02,435 --> 00:23:10,793 -Please, explain me Paola!! I am scared!! -Mother!!!! 166 00:23:10,793 --> 00:23:21,239 -Sorry Pepe. I overdid. We need to care to you daughter. -I am calm. Maybe she went to sleep to a female friend. 167 00:23:21,239 --> 00:23:27,121 -She was born...she growth up... 168 00:23:27,121 --> 00:23:36,482 -How?? -Nothing. I see hormonal activity in excess. What is happening Pepe? 169 00:23:36,482 --> 00:23:46,283 You are talking to much. That is bad. Don't do that. You are annoying the little girl, and she is good. 170 00:23:50,420 --> 00:24:06,029 -Coki, relax. You are exceding the frequency setted. -Father, stop this computer of hell!! 171 00:24:06,029 --> 00:24:15,841 Problem is that this computer tell you what you have to do. And you are not used to that. The Rigor!! 172 00:24:15,841 --> 00:24:23,369 Moni, the butter smell old, and the toast are like stone!! 173 00:24:23,369 --> 00:24:31,791 -No No. Stop!! Are you crazy?? -I am going to break this machine of hell!! 174 00:24:31,791 --> 00:24:45,317 Sakovishi!! Nothing what you say is worry us. Because this house is a disaster, but our disaster. And it is true, Coki is always in the bathroom. Paola go out with all the men. 175 00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:56,654 -I burn the toast. But we are like that!! -Ok. Unplug me. At the end, I am a simple failed model!! 176 00:24:56,654 --> 00:25:08,899 -Honey, I am going to be sad. With you we can't do anything 177 00:25:08,899 --> 00:25:26,533 We have lost the opportunity of our life. But it is like that. You take it or leave it. And you are going to take it and all!! This machine is as well, and it is that we have. 178 00:25:27,010 --> 00:25:36,516 what a bad what father say. Well, that is what he said me in privacy. This is what we have. 179 00:25:40,015 --> 00:25:48,332 -But is it that bad?? I wonder how this computer has not disadvantaged me? Because it is so similar to Pepe 180 00:25:48,332 --> 00:26:12,631 -This machine is the hell!! -Oh god. I feel so responsible about this. Oh Come on. lets leave the mask. I don't feel any responsibility. I feel happy about this. 181 00:26:12,631 --> 00:26:23,422 -I am happy because they live in this hell. -Honey, calm down. -Oh, sorry. It was a joke!! 182 00:26:23,422 --> 00:26:34,206 Well, It is so obvious. Pepe Formatted the computer to his wants. And I can say... Computer is Pepe!!!! 183 00:26:34,206 --> 00:26:52,594 -oh, that computer is he!! -oh, yes. That is. He printed his personality to the computer!!! We need to stop that to continue!! 184 00:26:52,594 --> 00:27:03,618 Don't hesitate. Let loose the guarantee. Lets come back to our pathetic life of always!!! 185 00:27:03,618 --> 00:27:09,208 I have the solution!!! 186 00:27:16,145 --> 00:27:23,471 Hi. How are you honey? Right? 187 00:27:23,471 --> 00:27:31,351 What is happening? You didn't answer. You are mimosa. 188 00:27:31,351 --> 00:27:44,014 -Hi -What is that voice?? -What?? 189 00:27:44,014 --> 00:27:52,047 -What do they do to you?? -Nothing, they didn't do anything 190 00:27:52,047 --> 00:28:03,050 -They must be done something. Your voice is different. Your voice sounds far. Something happened here. 191 00:28:03,050 --> 00:28:11,952 Pepe Argento. This is the last day in which this junk work in this house. 192 00:28:11,952 --> 00:28:19,352 -Don't tell me that you changed the configuration. -the what?? the confu what? 193 00:28:19,352 --> 00:28:29,309 -It doesn't have your personality anymore. -And what personality has? 194 00:28:29,309 --> 00:28:35,383 -Let me see. Computer, give me the multiply table of 6. -table of 2? 2 is easier. 195 00:28:35,383 --> 00:28:53,388 -21=2, 22... wait, wait.. let me think, let me think...... 196 00:28:53,388 --> 00:29:02,705 god, god, they formatted it like Paola!!!!