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F*@#ing Matt Damon

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    I'm fucking Matt Damon
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    She's fucking Matt Damon
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    I'm sorry, but it's true
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    I'm fucking Matt Damon
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    She's fucking Matt Damon
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    I'm not imagining it's you
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    I'm fucking Matt Damon
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    On the bed, on the floor
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    On a towel by the door
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    In the tub, in the car
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    Up against the mini-bar
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    I'm fucking Matt Damon
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    She's fucking Matt Damon
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    While you're drinking diet Snapple
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    I said I'm fucking Matt Damon
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    She said she's fucking Matt Damon
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    Hey Kimmel,
    how do you like them apples?
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    Get it?
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    Because I'm kinda
    talking about her breasts.
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    Yeah, it's... it's funny.
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    Hey Jim, don't take it bad
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    Remember
    all the good times we had
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    Like the time we went fishing
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    And we caught
    a bunch of fish
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    Then you puked
    in the bucket of fish that we caught
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    Knock knock!
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    Who's that knocking at my door?
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    I'm Fu!
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    I'm Fu who?
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    I'm fucking Matt Damon!
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    She's fucking Matt Damon!
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    Analyze!
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    F-U-C-K Matt D-A-M-O-N
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    I said F-U-C-K Matt D-A-M-O-N
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    I'm fucking Matt Damon
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    She's fucking Matt Damon
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    And you know that I ain't lying
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    I said I'm fucking Matt Damon
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    She's fucking Matt Damon
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    Ask The Insider's Pat O'Brien
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    It's true. The Insider has confirmed
    that she is in fact, fucking Matt Damon.
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    Last week when I was playing
    Scrabble with you online
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    I was fucking Matt Damon
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    You flew back and forth like an idiot
    to do your show and Regis and Kelly's show
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    She was definitely
    fucking Matt Damon
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    When I told you
    I was fucking Matt Damon
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    I was fucking Matt Damon
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    On the bed, on the floor
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    On a towel by the door
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    In the tub, in the car
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    Up against the mini-bar
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    She's fucking Matt Damon
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    She's fucking Matt Damon
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    She's fucking Matt Damon
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    I love L.A.
Title:
F*@#ing Matt Damon
Description:

Sarah Silverman reveals that she is f*@#ing Matt Damon to Jimmy Kimmel
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
06:43
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Alexandre Clemente edited English subtitles for F*@#ing Matt Damon
Alexandre Clemente edited English subtitles for F*@#ing Matt Damon
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