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I'm fucking Matt Damon

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She's fucking Matt Damon

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I'm sorry, but it's true

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I'm fucking Matt Damon

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She's fucking Matt Damon

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I'm not imagining it's you

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I'm fucking Matt Damon

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On the bed, on the floor

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On a towel by the door

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In the tub, in the car

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Up against the mini-bar

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I'm fucking Matt Damon

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She's fucking Matt Damon

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While you're drinking diet Snapple

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I said I'm fucking Matt Damon

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She said she's fucking Matt Damon

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Hey Kimmel, [br]how do you like them apples?

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Get it?

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Because I'm kinda [br]talking about her breasts.

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Yeah, it's... it's funny.

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Hey Jim, don't take it bad

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Remember [br]all the good times we had

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Like the time we went fishing

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And we caught [br]a bunch of fish

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Then you puked [br]in the bucket of fish that we caught

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Knock knock!

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Who's that knocking at my door?

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I'm Fu!

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I'm Fu who?

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I'm fucking Matt Damon!

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She's fucking Matt Damon!

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Analyze!

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F-U-C-K Matt D-A-M-O-N

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I said F-U-C-K Matt D-A-M-O-N

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I'm fucking Matt Damon

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She's fucking Matt Damon

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And you know that I ain't lying

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I said I'm fucking Matt Damon[br]

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She's fucking Matt Damon

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Ask The Insider's Pat O'Brien

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It's true. The Insider has confirmed [br]that she is in fact, fucking Matt Damon.

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Last week when I was playing [br]Scrabble with you online

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I was fucking Matt Damon[br]

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You flew back and forth like an idiot[br]to do your show and Regis and Kelly's show

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She was definitely [br]fucking Matt Damon

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When I told you [br]I was fucking Matt Damon

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I was fucking Matt Damon

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On the bed, on the floor

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On a towel by the door[br]

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In the tub, in the car

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Up against the mini-bar

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She's fucking Matt Damon[br]

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She's fucking Matt Damon[br]

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She's fucking Matt Damon[br]

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I love L.A.