02 - Bref. Je remets tout à demain.

Anyway

This guy is 'Tomorrow'

Everything I should do
I leave to him

For 2 years I've meant to cancel the wifi at my old flat

I leave it to tomorrow

Same goes for the mouldly tupperware
on my bedside table

I've been leaving it to tomorrow
for 2 months

That's how I am
I leave everything to tomorrow

I have 284 unread emails
One day I decided to sort them

I replied to 4 emails

And put 280 in a folder called 'to reply'

I've been pissing in the dark for 3 months

Because I haven't changed the bulb

When I want to unsubscribe from something

And there's over 2 steps

(Press 3}

I stay subscribed

I need to throw away the batteries
which I never threw in the bin

Because I was told not to throw them in the bin

I need to cancel my cinema card

Because I lost it months ago

and whenever I go to the cinema
I can't find my card

I only tidy my house
when there's a guest coming

But really I just move the mess around

I need to do something with my coins

I bought a hard drive
To protect my files

I never transferred the files

I lost my files

I thought that I was an idiot

That was a year ago
I still haven't transferred the files

I've started 12 books, and finished none

I'm entitled to benefits

I filled in my name

Then you had to fill in last year's revenue

I don't have benefits

I bought a frame for a picture of my parents

I never filled it in

For the last six months I've had a picture of a random girl on my bedside table

I call her Alice

And that's Rookie

Anyway, I leave everything to tomorrow

I'm tomorrow.

When this guy leaves me something

I give it to 'Never'

Totally, we'll meet up tomorrow evening, Sophie

No, don't worry I've written it down

'Meet up with Sophie tomorrow'. Cool.

Bye, yeah you can trust me.