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Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.82,0:00:06.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.72,0:00:07.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This guy is 'Tomorrow'
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.49,0:00:09.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everything I should do \NI leave to him
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.44,0:00:12.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For 2 years I've meant to cancel the wifi at my old flat
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.12,0:00:13.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I leave it to tomorrow
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.09,0:00:15.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Same goes for the mouldly tupperware\Non my bedside table
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.35,0:00:16.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've been leaving it to tomorrow\Nfor 2 months
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.78,0:00:17.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's how I am \NI leave everything to tomorrow
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.22,0:00:21.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have 284 unread emails \NOne day I decided to sort them
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.05,0:00:21.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I replied to 4 emails
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.95,0:00:23.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And put 280 in a folder called 'to reply'
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.23,0:00:25.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've been pissing in the dark for 3 months
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.24,0:00:26.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because I haven't changed the bulb
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.54,0:00:27.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When I want to unsubscribe from something
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.63,0:00:28.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And there's over 2 steps
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.70,0:00:30.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Press 3}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.66,0:00:34.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I stay subscribed
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.97,0:00:36.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I need to throw away the batteries\Nwhich I never threw in the bin\N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.58,0:00:38.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because I was told not to throw them in the bin
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.24,0:00:39.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I need to cancel my cinema card
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.24,0:00:40.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because I lost it months ago
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.37,0:00:42.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and whenever I go to the cinema\NI can't find my card
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.93,0:00:44.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I only tidy my house\Nwhen there's a guest coming
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.80,0:00:46.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But really I just move the mess around
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.46,0:00:47.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I need to do something with my coins
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.79,0:00:49.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I bought a hard drive \NTo protect my files
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.67,0:00:50.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I never transferred the files
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.82,0:00:51.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I lost my files
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.87,0:00:53.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought that I was an idiot
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.81,0:00:55.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was a year ago \NI still haven't transferred the files
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.82,0:00:57.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've started 12 books, and finished none
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.68,0:00:58.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm entitled to benefits
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.86,0:00:59.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I filled in my name
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.71,0:01:01.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then you had to fill in last year's revenue
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.92,0:01:03.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't have benefits
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.30,0:01:05.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I bought a frame for a picture of my parents
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.09,0:01:06.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I never filled it in
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.02,0:01:08.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For the last six months I've had a picture of a random girl on my bedside table
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.45,0:01:09.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I call her Alice
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.26,0:01:10.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that's Rookie
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.69,0:01:13.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, I leave everything to tomorrow
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.60,0:01:14.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm tomorrow.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.96,0:01:16.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When this guy leaves me something
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.74,0:01:18.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I give it to 'Never'
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.95,0:01:29.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Totally, we'll meet up tomorrow evening, Sophie
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.62,0:01:31.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, don't worry I've written it down
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.17,0:01:33.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Meet up with Sophie tomorrow'. Cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.48,0:01:36.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bye, yeah you can trust me.