Anyway
This guy is 'Tomorrow'
Everything I should do I leave to him
For 2 years I've meant to cancel the wifi at my old flat
I leave it to tomorrow
Same goes for the mouldly tupperware on my bedside table
I've been leaving it to tomorrow for 2 months
That's how I am I leave everything to tomorrow
I have 284 unread emails One day I decided to sort them
I replied to 4 emails
And put 280 in a folder called 'to reply'
I've been pissing in the dark for 3 months
Because I haven't changed the bulb
When I want to unsubscribe from something
And there's over 2 steps
(Press 3}
I stay subscribed
I need to throw away the batteries which I never threw in the bin
Because I was told not to throw them in the bin
I need to cancel my cinema card
Because I lost it months ago
and whenever I go to the cinema I can't find my card
I only tidy my house when there's a guest coming
But really I just move the mess around
I need to do something with my coins
I bought a hard drive To protect my files
I never transferred the files
I lost my files
I thought that I was an idiot
That was a year ago I still haven't transferred the files
I've started 12 books, and finished none
I'm entitled to benefits
I filled in my name
Then you had to fill in last year's revenue
I don't have benefits
I bought a frame for a picture of my parents
I never filled it in
For the last six months I've had a picture of a random girl on my bedside table
I call her Alice
And that's Rookie
Anyway, I leave everything to tomorrow
I'm tomorrow.
When this guy leaves me something
I give it to 'Never'
Totally, we'll meet up tomorrow evening, Sophie
No, don't worry I've written it down
'Meet up with Sophie tomorrow'. Cool.
Bye, yeah you can trust me.