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KERMIT: Hello.
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This is Kermit the
Frog, and I am here
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today to offer to you the
first in a series of lectures
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about the different ways
that people can feel.
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Now today I am going to talk
to you about being happy.
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And right over here, this is
a picture of a happy face.
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Now you can tell that
because the face is smiling,
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and you know that someone
who looks this way
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feels very, very good.
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You feel happy when nice
things happen to you.
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And as a matter of fact,
I'm very happy right now
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because I am here
talking to you and that
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is a very nice thing to do.
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Now let's talk about
some of the things that
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might make you feel happy.
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COOKIE MONSTER: Nom!
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KERMIT: That is not
the kind of thing
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that makes you feel happy.
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Anyway--
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COOKIE MONSTER: Yum!
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KERMIT: That's the kind of
thing that makes you feel mad!
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COOKIE MONSTER: Nom!
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KERMIT: I think I better
talk about being mad.
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Now I get mad when people
do things that I don't like.
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Like when a monster
eats something
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he's not supposed to eat.
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Now you can tell I'm mad
by the kind of things
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that I say to the monster.
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Like this.
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[YELLING] You big, dumb--
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COOKIE MONSTER: Oh!
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KERMIT: Rotten monster!
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You make me so mad
I don't believe it!
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You are, without a doubt,
one of the nastiest monsters
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I've ever seen!
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And I'm so mad I'm gonna tell
all my friends how rotten you
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are!
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COOKIE MONSTER: Oh!
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KERMIT: And nobody's gonna
ever play with you anymore!
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Nobody's gonna even
talk to you anymore!
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That's how mad I am!
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COOKIE MONSTER: Oh Froggy!
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KERMIT: And furthermore, I'm
gonna tell your mother on you!
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COOKIE MONSTER:
Oh, not my mommy!
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KERMIT: Your mother!
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COOKIE MONSTER: Oh!
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KERMIT: And your mother's
not gonna let you come here
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anymore!
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COOKIE MONSTER: Froggy!
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Please Froggy, not my mommy!
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KERMIT: I'm gonna
tell your mommy.
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COOKIE MONSTER:
Oh, I'd be so sad.
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KERMIT: You're gonna be sad?
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COOKIE MONSTER: So sad
if you tell my mommy!
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So sad!
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KERMIT: You'll
really be sad, huh?
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COOKIE MONSTER: Oh, so sad!
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KERMIT: Wow.
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COOKIE MONSTER: Oh! [SOBS]
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KERMIT: Look at that!
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COOKIE MONSTER: Oh so sad!
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KERMIT: Yes.
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COOKIE MONSTER: Oh!
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KERMIT: Do you know what?
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COOKIE MONSTER: Oh!
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KERMIT: Now we can
talk about being sad.
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COOKIE MONSTER: So sad.
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So sad.
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KERMIT: Hey listen, if you
want to see what sad is,
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look at the monster.
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COOKIE MONSTER: [SOBBING]
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KERMIT: Yes!
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See the monster?
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He's crying because he's so sad.
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COOKIE MONSTER: So sad!
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Oh, I am, I am!
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KERMIT: You see?
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Yes, indeed.
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And he's sad because
he feels bad.
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COOKIE MONSTER: I feel bad!
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KERMIT: Right.
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COOKIE MONSTER: And sad!
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KERMIT: Hey, listen you.
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Listen you.
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COOKIE MONSTER: What?
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KERMIT: Don't feel so bad.
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COOKIE MONSTER: Why?
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KERMIT: Don't feel so bad,
because I forgive you.
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COOKIE MONSTER: You do?
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KERMIT: I certainly do.
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Because you just now helped
me show everyone what sad is.
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Hey now, hand me that
thing down there.
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COOKIE MONSTER:
Oh, this over here?
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KERMIT: Yes.
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Hand me that.
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Now look at that.
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See, that's a sad face.
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COOKIE MONSTER: Yeah.
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KERMIT: Now I had
this sad face drawn
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so I could tell everybody
about feeling sad.
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But you see, now
they just now saw you
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and you just saved
me the trouble
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of showing them the sad face.
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COOKIE MONSTER: I help you.
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KERMIT: Yes!
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So now I don't even need it.
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And now I am happy again.
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COOKIE MONSTER: You
don't need sad face?
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KERMIT: No, I don't need it.
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COOKIE MONSTER: You sure?
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KERMIT: Sure I'm sure.
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Because you just now helped me--
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COOKIE MONSTER: Nom!
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KERMIT: I think I am going to
have to talk about being mad
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again.
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[YELLING] Listen, you dumb,
stupid, rotten monster!
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How dare you--
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ERNIE: I don't know.
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I just feel terrible, Bert.
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I don't know.
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It's--
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BERT: Well, why do
you feel terrible?
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ERNIE: Well because there's
nothing special about me, Bert.
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It's just that I'm plain
ordinary Ernie or something.
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I don't know.
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It's just nothing special.
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BERT: Hey Ernie.
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Hey, come on.
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Turn around.
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Ernie, look at me.