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KERMIT: Hello.

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This is Kermit the[br]Frog, and I am here

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today to offer to you the[br]first in a series of lectures

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about the different ways[br]that people can feel.

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Now today I am going to talk[br]to you about being happy.

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And right over here, this is[br]a picture of a happy face.

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Now you can tell that[br]because the face is smiling,

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and you know that someone[br]who looks this way

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feels very, very good.

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You feel happy when nice[br]things happen to you.

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And as a matter of fact,[br]I'm very happy right now

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because I am here[br]talking to you and that

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is a very nice thing to do.

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Now let's talk about[br]some of the things that

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might make you feel happy.

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COOKIE MONSTER: Nom!

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KERMIT: That is not[br]the kind of thing

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that makes you feel happy.

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Anyway--

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COOKIE MONSTER: Yum!

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KERMIT: That's the kind of[br]thing that makes you feel mad!

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COOKIE MONSTER: Nom!

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KERMIT: I think I better[br]talk about being mad.

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Now I get mad when people[br]do things that I don't like.

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Like when a monster[br]eats something

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he's not supposed to eat.

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Now you can tell I'm mad[br]by the kind of things

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that I say to the monster.

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Like this.

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[YELLING] You big, dumb--

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COOKIE MONSTER: Oh!

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KERMIT: Rotten monster!

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You make me so mad[br]I don't believe it!

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You are, without a doubt,[br]one of the nastiest monsters

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I've ever seen!

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And I'm so mad I'm gonna tell[br]all my friends how rotten you

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are!

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COOKIE MONSTER: Oh!

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KERMIT: And nobody's gonna[br]ever play with you anymore!

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Nobody's gonna even[br]talk to you anymore!

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That's how mad I am!

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COOKIE MONSTER: Oh Froggy!

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KERMIT: And furthermore, I'm[br]gonna tell your mother on you!

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COOKIE MONSTER:[br]Oh, not my mommy!

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KERMIT: Your mother!

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COOKIE MONSTER: Oh!

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KERMIT: And your mother's[br]not gonna let you come here

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anymore!

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COOKIE MONSTER: Froggy!

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Please Froggy, not my mommy!

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KERMIT: I'm gonna[br]tell your mommy.

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COOKIE MONSTER:[br]Oh, I'd be so sad.

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KERMIT: You're gonna be sad?

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COOKIE MONSTER: So sad[br]if you tell my mommy!

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So sad!

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KERMIT: You'll[br]really be sad, huh?

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COOKIE MONSTER: Oh, so sad!

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KERMIT: Wow.

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COOKIE MONSTER: Oh! [SOBS]

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KERMIT: Look at that!

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COOKIE MONSTER: Oh so sad!

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KERMIT: Yes.

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COOKIE MONSTER: Oh!

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KERMIT: Do you know what?

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COOKIE MONSTER: Oh!

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KERMIT: Now we can[br]talk about being sad.

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COOKIE MONSTER: So sad.

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So sad.

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KERMIT: Hey listen, if you[br]want to see what sad is,

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look at the monster.

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COOKIE MONSTER: [SOBBING]

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KERMIT: Yes!

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See the monster?

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He's crying because he's so sad.

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COOKIE MONSTER: So sad!

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Oh, I am, I am!

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KERMIT: You see?

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Yes, indeed.

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And he's sad because[br]he feels bad.

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COOKIE MONSTER: I feel bad!

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KERMIT: Right.

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COOKIE MONSTER: And sad!

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KERMIT: Hey, listen you.

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Listen you.

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COOKIE MONSTER: What?

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KERMIT: Don't feel so bad.

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COOKIE MONSTER: Why?

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KERMIT: Don't feel so bad,[br]because I forgive you.

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COOKIE MONSTER: You do?

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KERMIT: I certainly do.

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Because you just now helped[br]me show everyone what sad is.

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Hey now, hand me that[br]thing down there.

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COOKIE MONSTER:[br]Oh, this over here?

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KERMIT: Yes.

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Hand me that.

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Now look at that.

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See, that's a sad face.

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COOKIE MONSTER: Yeah.

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KERMIT: Now I had[br]this sad face drawn

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so I could tell everybody[br]about feeling sad.

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But you see, now[br]they just now saw you

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and you just saved[br]me the trouble

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of showing them the sad face.

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COOKIE MONSTER: I help you.

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KERMIT: Yes!

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So now I don't even need it.

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And now I am happy again.

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COOKIE MONSTER: You[br]don't need sad face?

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KERMIT: No, I don't need it.

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COOKIE MONSTER: You sure?

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KERMIT: Sure I'm sure.

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Because you just now helped me--

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COOKIE MONSTER: Nom!

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KERMIT: I think I am going to[br]have to talk about being mad

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again.

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[YELLING] Listen, you dumb,[br]stupid, rotten monster!

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How dare you--

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ERNIE: I don't know.

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I just feel terrible, Bert.

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I don't know.

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It's--

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BERT: Well, why do[br]you feel terrible?

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ERNIE: Well because there's[br]nothing special about me, Bert.

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It's just that I'm plain[br]ordinary Ernie or something.

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I don't know.

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It's just nothing special.

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BERT: Hey Ernie.

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Hey, come on.

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Turn around.

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Ernie, look at me.