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GUIDO HATZIS Classic Calls - THE PLUMBER

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    (Phone ringing)
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    Hello?
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    Yeah man you put the ad in the paper for
    the plumber?
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    Yea, that's right
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    Man i'll take the job alright
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    yea
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    Now we need to talk about the money, alright
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    Now how much you prepared to pay me?
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    agh depends how good you are
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    man i'm the best alright, I learned from my uncle
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    You listen to me
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    yeah
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    You know what he say to me
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    There is nothing that sticky tape can not fix
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    (Sniggering)
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    Nah man he was the best man alright
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    laughs
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    Man I - I learn all about hoses from him as well
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    (Continues laughing)
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    Mate you know siphoning petrol from cars?
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    Yes mate
    (laughs again)
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    Man he could do it all mate
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    (Laughing harder)
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    Do not laugh man this is my uncle we are talking about here alright
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    Now listen to me laughing boy alright
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    Yes mate
    (As he laughs)
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    I come in there, start work tomorrow but i do not do any dirty work alright?
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    That is what you will do
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    (Laughing harder)
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    Mate listen alright
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    More time plumbing, less time laughing
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    Who am I speaking to?
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    Mate, believe it or not
    You are speaking to Guido Hatzis
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    (Laughs again)
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    Do not - do not laugh at my name
    my friend, alright
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    Alright mate I will be unblocking a drain with your head if you do that again, alright
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    Yeah OK
    (Laughing)
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    (flushing sound)
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    (Laughter)
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    Now mate, I come here and I still work as the boss alright
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    Your boss
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    OK
    (Laughing)
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    And i'll fine you five dollars every time you laugh
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    OK
    (More Laughter)
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    I'm going to be broke
    (As they laugh)
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    (Continues laughing )
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    Whats your contact number Guido?
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    Man I do not give it to you alright
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    Because mate you give it to the women
    that you know
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    Yeah
    ( As they laugh)
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    ...and the phone does not stop ringing mate
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    The women - the skippy chicks that wanna go out with me mate
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    (Phone buzzing - Laughter in background)
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    Man I don't have time to do my plumbing mate
    (Phone buzzing)
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    (More Laughter)
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    Mate you got the job
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    man i already knew that alright
    Im not so sure about your job mate
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    (Laughs again, harder)
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    What i'll do, i'll put you on probation alright
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    Ok mate
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    I stay there tomorrow, you will come around and pick me up
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    yeah
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    you will have a light lunch waiting for me
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    and then i supervise you alright
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    OK
    (Laughing)
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    You're skippy the laugh kangaroo mate
    that's what you are mate alright
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    I know
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    You come pick me up tomorrow , I see you there my friend
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    Goodbye.
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    (Laughter)
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    (Phone beeping)
Title:
GUIDO HATZIS Classic Calls - THE PLUMBER
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
02:41

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