(<i>Phone ringing</i>)

<i>Hello?</i>

Yeah man you put the ad in the paper for 
the plumber?

<i>Yea, that's right</i>

Man i'll take the job alright

<i>yea</i>

Now we need to talk about the money, alright

Now how much you prepared to pay me?

<i>agh depends how good you are</i>

man i'm the best alright, I learned from my uncle

You listen to me

<i>yeah</i>

You know what he say to me

There is nothing that sticky tape can not fix

(<i>Sniggering</i>)

Nah man he was the best man alright

<i>laughs</i>

Man I - I learn all about hoses from him as well

(<i>Continues laughing</i>)

Mate you know siphoning petrol from cars?

<i>Yes mate</i>
(<i>laughs again</i>)

Man he could do it all mate

(<i>Laughing harder</i>)

Do not laugh man this is my uncle we are talking about here alright

Now listen to me laughing boy alright

<i>Yes mate</i>
(<i>As he laughs</i>)

I come in there, start work tomorrow but i do not do any dirty work alright?

That is what you will do

(<i>Laughing harder</i>)

Mate listen alright

More time plumbing, less time laughing

<i>Who am I speaking to?</i>

Mate, believe it or not 
You are speaking to Guido Hatzis

(<i>Laughs again</i>)

Do not - do not laugh at my name 
my friend, alright

Alright mate I will be unblocking a drain with your head if you do that again, alright

<i>Yeah OK </i>
(<i>Laughing</i>)

(<i>flushing sound</i>)

(<i>Laughter</i>)

Now mate, I come here and I still work as the boss alright

Your boss

<i>OK </i>
(<i>Laughing</i>)

And i'll fine you five dollars every time you laugh

<i>OK </i>
(<i>More Laughter</i>)

<i>I'm going to be broke </i>
(As they laugh)

(<i>Continues laughing</i> )

<i>Whats your contact number Guido?</i>

Man I do not give it to you alright

Because mate you give it to the women
that you know

<i>Yeah</i>
( As they laugh)

...and the phone does not stop ringing mate

The women - the skippy chicks that wanna go out with me mate

(<i>Phone buzzing</i> - Laughter in background)

Man I don't have time to do my plumbing mate
(<i>Phone buzzing</i>)

(More Laughter)

<i>Mate you got the job</i>

man i already knew that alright
Im not so sure about your job mate

(<i>Laughs again, harder</i>)

What i'll do, i'll put you on probation alright

<i>Ok mate</i>

I stay there tomorrow, you will come around and pick me up

<i>yeah</i>

you will have a light lunch waiting for me

and then i supervise you alright

<i>OK 
(Laughing)</i>

You're skippy the laugh kangaroo mate 
that's what you are mate alright

<i>I know</i>

You come pick me up tomorrow , I see you there my friend

Goodbye.

<i>(Laughter)</i>

(Phone beeping)