(Phone ringing)
Hello?
Yeah man you put the ad in the paper for the plumber?
Yea, that's right
Man i'll take the job alright
yea
Now we need to talk about the money, alright
Now how much you prepared to pay me?
agh depends how good you are
man i'm the best alright, I learned from my uncle
You listen to me
yeah
You know what he say to me
There is nothing that sticky tape can not fix
(Sniggering)
Nah man he was the best man alright
laughs
Man I - I learn all about hoses from him as well
(Continues laughing)
Mate you know siphoning petrol from cars?
Yes mate (laughs again)
Man he could do it all mate
(Laughing harder)
Do not laugh man this is my uncle we are talking about here alright
Now listen to me laughing boy alright
Yes mate (As he laughs)
I come in there, start work tomorrow but i do not do any dirty work alright?
That is what you will do
(Laughing harder)
Mate listen alright
More time plumbing, less time laughing
Who am I speaking to?
Mate, believe it or not You are speaking to Guido Hatzis
(Laughs again)
Do not - do not laugh at my name my friend, alright
Alright mate I will be unblocking a drain with your head if you do that again, alright
Yeah OK (Laughing)
(flushing sound)
(Laughter)
Now mate, I come here and I still work as the boss alright
Your boss
OK (Laughing)
And i'll fine you five dollars every time you laugh
OK (More Laughter)
I'm going to be broke (As they laugh)
(Continues laughing )
Whats your contact number Guido?
Man I do not give it to you alright
Because mate you give it to the women that you know
Yeah ( As they laugh)
...and the phone does not stop ringing mate
The women - the skippy chicks that wanna go out with me mate
(Phone buzzing - Laughter in background)
Man I don't have time to do my plumbing mate (Phone buzzing)
(More Laughter)
Mate you got the job
man i already knew that alright Im not so sure about your job mate
(Laughs again, harder)
What i'll do, i'll put you on probation alright
Ok mate
I stay there tomorrow, you will come around and pick me up
yeah
you will have a light lunch waiting for me
and then i supervise you alright
OK (Laughing)
You're skippy the laugh kangaroo mate that's what you are mate alright
I know
You come pick me up tomorrow , I see you there my friend
Goodbye.
(Laughter)
(Phone beeping)