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Seinfeld — Native American (Full Scene)

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    ELAINE: Nuffed you out, Jack.
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    Pair of deuces.
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    ALL: Aw.
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    [LAUGHTER]
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    [KNOCKING]
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    ELAINE: Who is it?
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    JERRY: It's Jerry.
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    ELAINE: What?
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    Jerry.
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    JERRY: Surprise!
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    ELAINE: What is this?
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    JERRY: Well, I felt bad
    about this afternoon.
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    So I got you something.
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    ELAINE: Oh, you did?
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    Uh, d-d-d-do you guys
    all know Jerry?
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    ALL: Hi Jerry.
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    JERRY: Hi, Hi, Wynona.
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    Nice to see you again.
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    FEMALE: Elaine, is
    it your birthday?
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    ELAINE: No,
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    JERRY: I don't need a reason
    to give gifts.
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    It's my nature.
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    I love to make people happy.
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    ALL: Aw, that is so sweet.
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    JERRY: Are you ready?
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    ELAINE: Yeah.
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    JERRY: Ta-da!
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    It's a cigar store Indian.
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    Read the card.
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    ELAINE: That's very nice.
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    Thank you very much.
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    JERRY: Read it out loud.
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    ELAINE: I, I don't think so.
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    (WHISPERS) Jerry.
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    JERRY: We had a little
    fight this afternoon.
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    Let's bury the hatchet.
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    We smoke 'em peace pipe.
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    WYNONA: You know, it's late.
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    I really should go.
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    ELAINE: I, uh, I don't
    blame you Winona.
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    I--
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    (SINGING) Hey-ya, ho-ah!
    hey-ya, ho-ah!
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    Ho-ah!
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    Ho-ah!
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    Uh!
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    Hey-ya!
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    Ho-ah!
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    Hey-ya!
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    Ho-ah!
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    Hey-ya!
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    Hey-ho!
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    ELAINE: Are you out
    of your mind?
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    JERRY: Ho-ah It's, it's,
    it's catchy.
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    ELAINE: Winona is a
    Native American.
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    JERRY: She is?
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    Uh, Wynona, it's
    Jerry Seinfeld.
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    WINONA: Yeah.
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    JERRY: Um, listen, I really felt
    bad about what happened.
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    I mean, uh, I'd really
    like to apologize.
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    Can I come up?
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    WINONA: I'll come down.
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    KRAMER: I came by
    to get my ball.
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    ELAINE: It's right over there.
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    KRAMER: Oh, yeah.
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    Thanks.
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    Yeah, it's got the magic grip.
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    How do you think I bowled
    that 220 today, huh?
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    Yo.
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    Where did this come from?
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    ELAINE: You want it?
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    KRAMER: I can have this?
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    ELAINE: Yeah, You want
    to lug it up town.
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    It's yours.
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    KRAMER: Oh, I'll lug.
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    WINONA: It's just that it's a
    very sensitive issue for me.
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    JERRY: And well, it should be.
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    I think if you spent any time
    with me at all, you'd see I'm
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    very sensitive to these
    matters as well.
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    You wouldn't be hungry by
    any chance, would you?
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    WINONA: I guess I could
    go for a bite.
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    JERRY: Do You like
    Chinese food?
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    Because I once went to a great
    Szechuan restaurant in this
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    neighborhood.
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    I don't remember the
    exact address.
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    Uh, excuse me, you must know
    where the Chinese restaurant
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    is around here?
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    MAILMAN: Why must I know,
    because I'm Chinese?
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    You think I know where all the
    Chinese restaurants are?
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    Oh, ask horrible China man for
    location of restaurant.
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    JERRY: No, I, I ask you because
    you're the mail man.
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    You would know the
    neighborhood.
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    MAILMAN: Oh, hello,
    American Joe.
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    Which way to hamburger,
    hot dog stand?
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    I didn't know that he's--
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    WINONA: It's late.
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    I should probably just
    go home anyway.
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    JERRY: I, I had no idea.
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    KRAMER: Hey, Jerry!
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    Look, what I got!
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    WINONA: Where are we
    going to go eat?
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    JERRY: Ah, I thought we'd eat
    at the Gentle Harvest.
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    WINONA: Ooh, I love
    that place.
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    But it's usually so crowded.
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    Can we get a table?
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    JERRY: Oh, don't worry.
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    I made reser--
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    WINONA: You made what?
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    JERRY: I, uh, I, uh, I arranged
    for the appropriate
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    accommodations.
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    WINONA: Oh.
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    JERRY: And then--
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    Nick tickets.
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    floor seats.
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    WINONA: How did you get these?
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    JERRY: Got them on the
    street from a sc--
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    WINONA: From who?
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    JERRY: A, uh, one
    of those guys.
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    WINONA: What guys?
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    JERRY: You know, the guys
    that, uh, they sell the
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    tickets to the sold
    out events.
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    WINONA: Oh.
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    JERRY: Wait a second.
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    You got the Mark McEwen
    TV Guide.
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    WINONA: That's Al Roker.
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    JERRY: Oh, Well, they're
    both chubby weatherman.
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    I get Don DeLuise and Paul
    Perdue mixed up too.
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    Could I have this?
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    WINONA: Sure, take it.
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    JERRY: Thanks.
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    WINONA: I like your place.
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    It's very unassuming.
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    JERRY: Well, why
    would I assume?
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    I never assume.
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    It leads to assumptions.
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    WINONA: Oh, by the way, that TV
    I gave you, I need it back.
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    JERRY: Why?
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    WINONA: Well, I'm doing a report
    on minorities in the
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    media and I wanted to use that
    interview with Al Roker.
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    JERRY: Well, it's too late.
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    I gave to Elaine.
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    She's already on her way to give
    it to George's father.
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    WINONA: Jerry, I really
    need it back.
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    It, it is mine.
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    JERRY: But you can't
    give something and
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    then take it back.
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    I mean what are you a, a--
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    WINONA: What?
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    JERRY: A, uh, a person
    that, uh--
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    WINONA: A person that what?
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    JERRY: Well, a person that
    gives something and then
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    they're dissatisfied and they
    wish they had, had never--
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    WINONA: And?
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    JERRY: Give, given it to the
    person that they originally
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    gave it to.
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    WINONA: You mean, like
    an Indian giver?
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    JERRY: I'm sorry.
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    I'm not familiar
    with that term.
Title:
Seinfeld — Native American (Full Scene)
Description:

Jerry has some trouble dating a Native American. From Seinfeld (Season 5, Episode 10).
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
04:51

English subtitles

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