ELAINE: Nuffed you out, Jack. Pair of deuces. ALL: Aw. [LAUGHTER] [KNOCKING] ELAINE: Who is it? JERRY: It's Jerry. ELAINE: What? Jerry. JERRY: Surprise! ELAINE: What is this? JERRY: Well, I felt bad about this afternoon. So I got you something. ELAINE: Oh, you did? Uh, d-d-d-do you guys all know Jerry? ALL: Hi Jerry. JERRY: Hi, Hi, Wynona. Nice to see you again. FEMALE: Elaine, is it your birthday? ELAINE: No, JERRY: I don't need a reason to give gifts. It's my nature. I love to make people happy. ALL: Aw, that is so sweet. JERRY: Are you ready? ELAINE: Yeah. JERRY: Ta-da! It's a cigar store Indian. Read the card. ELAINE: That's very nice. Thank you very much. JERRY: Read it out loud. ELAINE: I, I don't think so. (WHISPERS) Jerry. JERRY: We had a little fight this afternoon. Let's bury the hatchet. We smoke 'em peace pipe. WYNONA: You know, it's late. I really should go. ELAINE: I, uh, I don't blame you Winona. I-- (SINGING) Hey-ya, ho-ah! hey-ya, ho-ah! Ho-ah! Ho-ah! Uh! Hey-ya! Ho-ah! Hey-ya! Ho-ah! Hey-ya! Hey-ho! ELAINE: Are you out of your mind? JERRY: Ho-ah It's, it's, it's catchy. ELAINE: Winona is a Native American. JERRY: She is? Uh, Wynona, it's Jerry Seinfeld. WINONA: Yeah. JERRY: Um, listen, I really felt bad about what happened. I mean, uh, I'd really like to apologize. Can I come up? WINONA: I'll come down. KRAMER: I came by to get my ball. ELAINE: It's right over there. KRAMER: Oh, yeah. Thanks. Yeah, it's got the magic grip. How do you think I bowled that 220 today, huh? Yo. Where did this come from? ELAINE: You want it? KRAMER: I can have this? ELAINE: Yeah, You want to lug it up town. It's yours. KRAMER: Oh, I'll lug. WINONA: It's just that it's a very sensitive issue for me. JERRY: And well, it should be. I think if you spent any time with me at all, you'd see I'm very sensitive to these matters as well. You wouldn't be hungry by any chance, would you? WINONA: I guess I could go for a bite. JERRY: Do You like Chinese food? Because I once went to a great Szechuan restaurant in this neighborhood. I don't remember the exact address. Uh, excuse me, you must know where the Chinese restaurant is around here? MAILMAN: Why must I know, because I'm Chinese? You think I know where all the Chinese restaurants are? Oh, ask horrible China man for location of restaurant. JERRY: No, I, I ask you because you're the mail man. You would know the neighborhood. MAILMAN: Oh, hello, American Joe. Which way to hamburger, hot dog stand? I didn't know that he's-- WINONA: It's late. I should probably just go home anyway. JERRY: I, I had no idea. KRAMER: Hey, Jerry! Look, what I got! WINONA: Where are we going to go eat? JERRY: Ah, I thought we'd eat at the Gentle Harvest. WINONA: Ooh, I love that place. But it's usually so crowded. Can we get a table? JERRY: Oh, don't worry. I made reser-- WINONA: You made what? JERRY: I, uh, I, uh, I arranged for the appropriate accommodations. WINONA: Oh. JERRY: And then-- Nick tickets. floor seats. WINONA: How did you get these? JERRY: Got them on the street from a sc-- WINONA: From who? JERRY: A, uh, one of those guys. WINONA: What guys? JERRY: You know, the guys that, uh, they sell the tickets to the sold out events. WINONA: Oh. JERRY: Wait a second. You got the Mark McEwen TV Guide. WINONA: That's Al Roker. JERRY: Oh, Well, they're both chubby weatherman. I get Don DeLuise and Paul Perdue mixed up too. Could I have this? WINONA: Sure, take it. JERRY: Thanks. WINONA: I like your place. It's very unassuming. JERRY: Well, why would I assume? I never assume. It leads to assumptions. WINONA: Oh, by the way, that TV I gave you, I need it back. JERRY: Why? WINONA: Well, I'm doing a report on minorities in the media and I wanted to use that interview with Al Roker. JERRY: Well, it's too late. I gave to Elaine. She's already on her way to give it to George's father. WINONA: Jerry, I really need it back. It, it is mine. JERRY: But you can't give something and then take it back. I mean what are you a, a-- WINONA: What? JERRY: A, uh, a person that, uh-- WINONA: A person that what? JERRY: Well, a person that gives something and then they're dissatisfied and they wish they had, had never-- WINONA: And? JERRY: Give, given it to the person that they originally gave it to. WINONA: You mean, like an Indian giver? JERRY: I'm sorry. I'm not familiar with that term.