ELAINE: Nuffed you out, Jack.
Pair of deuces.
ALL: Aw.
[LAUGHTER]
[KNOCKING]
ELAINE: Who is it?
JERRY: It's Jerry.
ELAINE: What?
Jerry.
JERRY: Surprise!
ELAINE: What is this?
JERRY: Well, I felt bad about this afternoon.
So I got you something.
ELAINE: Oh, you did?
Uh, d-d-d-do you guys all know Jerry?
ALL: Hi Jerry.
JERRY: Hi, Hi, Wynona.
Nice to see you again.
FEMALE: Elaine, is it your birthday?
ELAINE: No,
JERRY: I don't need a reason to give gifts.
It's my nature.
I love to make people happy.
ALL: Aw, that is so sweet.
JERRY: Are you ready?
ELAINE: Yeah.
JERRY: Ta-da!
It's a cigar store Indian.
Read the card.
ELAINE: That's very nice.
Thank you very much.
JERRY: Read it out loud.
ELAINE: I, I don't think so.
(WHISPERS) Jerry.
JERRY: We had a little fight this afternoon.
Let's bury the hatchet.
We smoke 'em peace pipe.
WYNONA: You know, it's late.
I really should go.
ELAINE: I, uh, I don't blame you Winona.
I--
(SINGING) Hey-ya, ho-ah! hey-ya, ho-ah!
Ho-ah!
Uh!
Hey-ya!
Ho-ah!
Hey-ya!
Ho-ah!
Hey-ya!
Hey-ho!
ELAINE: Are you out of your mind?
JERRY: Ho-ah It's, it's, it's catchy.
ELAINE: Winona is a Native American.
JERRY: She is?
Uh, Wynona, it's Jerry Seinfeld.
WINONA: Yeah.
JERRY: Um, listen, I really felt bad about what happened.
I mean, uh, I'd really like to apologize.
Can I come up?
WINONA: I'll come down.
KRAMER: I came by to get my ball.
ELAINE: It's right over there.
KRAMER: Oh, yeah.
Thanks.
Yeah, it's got the magic grip.
How do you think I bowled that 220 today, huh?
Yo.
Where did this come from?
ELAINE: You want it?
KRAMER: I can have this?
ELAINE: Yeah, You want to lug it up town.
It's yours.
KRAMER: Oh, I'll lug.
WINONA: It's just that it's a very sensitive issue for me.
JERRY: And well, it should be.
I think if you spent any time with me at all, you'd see I'm
very sensitive to these matters as well.
You wouldn't be hungry by any chance, would you?
WINONA: I guess I could go for a bite.
JERRY: Do You like Chinese food?
Because I once went to a great Szechuan restaurant in this
neighborhood.
I don't remember the exact address.
Uh, excuse me, you must know where the Chinese restaurant
is around here?
MAILMAN: Why must I know, because I'm Chinese?
You think I know where all the Chinese restaurants are?
Oh, ask horrible China man for location of restaurant.
JERRY: No, I, I ask you because you're the mail man.
You would know the neighborhood.
MAILMAN: Oh, hello, American Joe.
Which way to hamburger, hot dog stand?
I didn't know that he's--
WINONA: It's late.
I should probably just go home anyway.
JERRY: I, I had no idea.
KRAMER: Hey, Jerry!
Look, what I got!
WINONA: Where are we going to go eat?
JERRY: Ah, I thought we'd eat at the Gentle Harvest.
WINONA: Ooh, I love that place.
But it's usually so crowded.
Can we get a table?
JERRY: Oh, don't worry.
I made reser--
WINONA: You made what?
JERRY: I, uh, I, uh, I arranged for the appropriate
accommodations.
WINONA: Oh.
JERRY: And then--
Nick tickets.
floor seats.
WINONA: How did you get these?
JERRY: Got them on the street from a sc--
WINONA: From who?
JERRY: A, uh, one of those guys.
WINONA: What guys?
JERRY: You know, the guys that, uh, they sell the
tickets to the sold out events.
WINONA: Oh.
JERRY: Wait a second.
You got the Mark McEwen TV Guide.
WINONA: That's Al Roker.
JERRY: Oh, Well, they're both chubby weatherman.
I get Don DeLuise and Paul Perdue mixed up too.
Could I have this?
WINONA: Sure, take it.
JERRY: Thanks.
WINONA: I like your place.
It's very unassuming.
JERRY: Well, why would I assume?
I never assume.
It leads to assumptions.
WINONA: Oh, by the way, that TV I gave you, I need it back.
JERRY: Why?
WINONA: Well, I'm doing a report on minorities in the
media and I wanted to use that interview with Al Roker.
JERRY: Well, it's too late.
I gave to Elaine.
She's already on her way to give it to George's father.
WINONA: Jerry, I really need it back.
It, it is mine.
JERRY: But you can't give something and
then take it back.
I mean what are you a, a--
WINONA: What?
JERRY: A, uh, a person that, uh--
WINONA: A person that what?
JERRY: Well, a person that gives something and then
they're dissatisfied and they wish they had, had never--
WINONA: And?
JERRY: Give, given it to the person that they originally
gave it to.
WINONA: You mean, like an Indian giver?
JERRY: I'm sorry.
I'm not familiar with that term.