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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.45,0:00:02.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ELAINE: Nuffed you out, Jack.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.92,0:00:03.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pair of deuces.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.74,0:00:05.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ALL: Aw.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.23,0:00:05.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGHTER]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.99,0:00:07.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[KNOCKING]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.34,0:00:08.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ELAINE: Who is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.07,0:00:09.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JERRY: It's Jerry.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.50,0:00:10.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ELAINE: What?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.56,0:00:14.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jerry.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.40,0:00:17.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JERRY: Surprise!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.08,0:00:18.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ELAINE: What is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.99,0:00:21.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JERRY: Well, I felt bad\Nabout this afternoon.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.19,0:00:22.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I got you something.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.11,0:00:23.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ELAINE: Oh, you did?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.20,0:00:25.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, d-d-d-do you guys\Nall know Jerry?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.50,0:00:26.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ALL: Hi Jerry.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.09,0:00:29.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JERRY: Hi, Hi, Wynona.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.44,0:00:31.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice to see you again.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.34,0:00:32.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,FEMALE: Elaine, is\Nit your birthday?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.80,0:00:33.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ELAINE: No,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.50,0:00:35.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JERRY: I don't need a reason\Nto give gifts.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.46,0:00:36.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's my nature.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.94,0:00:38.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love to make people happy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.87,0:00:41.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ALL: Aw, that is so sweet.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.31,0:00:42.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JERRY: Are you ready?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.30,0:00:42.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ELAINE: Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.77,0:00:44.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JERRY: Ta-da!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.49,0:00:49.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a cigar store Indian.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.35,0:00:54.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Read the card.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.08,0:00:59.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ELAINE: That's very nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.96,0:01:00.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you very much.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.62,0:01:01.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JERRY: Read it out loud.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.64,0:01:05.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ELAINE: I, I don't think so.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.44,0:01:05.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(WHISPERS) Jerry.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.92,0:01:08.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JERRY: We had a little\Nfight this afternoon.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.32,0:01:09.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's bury the hatchet.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.87,0:01:12.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We smoke 'em peace pipe.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.08,0:01:13.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WYNONA: You know, it's late.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.04,0:01:14.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I really should go.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.54,0:01:16.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ELAINE: I, uh, I don't\Nblame you Winona.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.29,0:01:16.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I--
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.76,0:01:18.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(SINGING) Hey-ya, ho-ah!\Nhey-ya, ho-ah!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.37,0:01:18.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ho-ah!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.85,0:01:19.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ho-ah!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.33,0:01:20.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.29,0:01:21.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey-ya!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.25,0:01:22.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ho-ah!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.69,0:01:23.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey-ya!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.17,0:01:23.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ho-ah!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.65,0:01:24.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey-ya!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.13,0:01:24.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey-ho!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.61,0:01:27.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ELAINE: Are you out\Nof your mind?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.70,0:01:30.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JERRY: Ho-ah It's, it's,\Nit's catchy.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.38,0:01:35.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ELAINE: Winona is a\NNative American.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.18,0:01:36.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JERRY: She is?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.85,0:01:39.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, Wynona, it's\NJerry Seinfeld.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.67,0:01:41.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WINONA: Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.52,0:01:43.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JERRY: Um, listen, I really felt\Nbad about what happened.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.82,0:01:45.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, uh, I'd really\Nlike to apologize.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.04,0:01:47.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can I come up?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.42,0:01:48.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WINONA: I'll come down.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.15,0:01:49.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,KRAMER: I came by\Nto get my ball.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.36,0:01:50.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ELAINE: It's right over there.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.22,0:01:51.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,KRAMER: Oh, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.20,0:01:52.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.28,0:01:54.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, it's got the magic grip.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.27,0:01:56.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do you think I bowled\Nthat 220 today, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.98,0:01:59.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.41,0:02:00.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where did this come from?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.84,0:02:02.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ELAINE: You want it?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.22,0:02:03.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,KRAMER: I can have this?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.74,0:02:05.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ELAINE: Yeah, You want\Nto lug it up town.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.71,0:02:06.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's yours.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.14,0:02:07.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,KRAMER: Oh, I'll lug.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.34,0:02:09.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WINONA: It's just that it's a\Nvery sensitive issue for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.80,0:02:10.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JERRY: And well, it should be.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.96,0:02:13.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think if you spent any time\Nwith me at all, you'd see I'm
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.80,0:02:16.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,very sensitive to these\Nmatters as well.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.34,0:02:18.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You wouldn't be hungry by\Nany chance, would you?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.19,0:02:19.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WINONA: I guess I could\Ngo for a bite.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.86,0:02:20.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JERRY: Do You like\NChinese food?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.89,0:02:22.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because I once went to a great\NSzechuan restaurant in this
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.93,0:02:23.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,neighborhood.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.14,0:02:25.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't remember the\Nexact address.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.28,0:02:27.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, excuse me, you must know\Nwhere the Chinese restaurant
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.68,0:02:28.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is around here?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.29,0:02:30.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MAILMAN: Why must I know,\Nbecause I'm Chinese?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.67,0:02:33.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You think I know where all the\NChinese restaurants are?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.05,0:02:36.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, ask horrible China man for\Nlocation of restaurant.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.66,0:02:38.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JERRY: No, I, I ask you because\Nyou're the mail man.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.80,0:02:39.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You would know the\Nneighborhood.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.55,0:02:41.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MAILMAN: Oh, hello,\NAmerican Joe.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.35,0:02:46.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which way to hamburger,\Nhot dog stand?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.45,0:02:47.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't know that he's--
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.89,0:02:48.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WINONA: It's late.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.69,0:02:49.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I should probably just\Ngo home anyway.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.96,0:02:51.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JERRY: I, I had no idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.64,0:02:52.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,KRAMER: Hey, Jerry!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.92,0:02:54.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, what I got!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.96,0:03:05.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WINONA: Where are we\Ngoing to go eat?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.74,0:03:07.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JERRY: Ah, I thought we'd eat\Nat the Gentle Harvest.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.13,0:03:08.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WINONA: Ooh, I love\Nthat place.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.24,0:03:09.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it's usually so crowded.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.44,0:03:10.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can we get a table?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.42,0:03:10.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JERRY: Oh, don't worry.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.76,0:03:12.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I made reser--
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.73,0:03:16.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WINONA: You made what?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.19,0:03:20.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JERRY: I, uh, I, uh, I arranged\Nfor the appropriate
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.04,0:03:21.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,accommodations.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.18,0:03:23.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WINONA: Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.06,0:03:25.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JERRY: And then--
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.75,0:03:27.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nick tickets.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.33,0:03:28.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,floor seats.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.73,0:03:30.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WINONA: How did you get these?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.35,0:03:32.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JERRY: Got them on the\Nstreet from a sc--
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.12,0:03:37.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WINONA: From who?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.41,0:03:41.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JERRY: A, uh, one\Nof those guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.26,0:03:41.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WINONA: What guys?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.81,0:03:43.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JERRY: You know, the guys\Nthat, uh, they sell the
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.91,0:03:45.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tickets to the sold\Nout events.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.44,0:03:45.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WINONA: Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.78,0:03:47.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JERRY: Wait a second.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.07,0:03:49.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You got the Mark McEwen\NTV Guide.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.24,0:03:50.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WINONA: That's Al Roker.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.72,0:03:52.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JERRY: Oh, Well, they're\Nboth chubby weatherman.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.80,0:03:56.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I get Don DeLuise and Paul\NPerdue mixed up too.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.32,0:03:57.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Could I have this?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.72,0:03:58.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WINONA: Sure, take it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.39,0:03:59.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JERRY: Thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.22,0:04:00.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WINONA: I like your place.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.74,0:04:01.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's very unassuming.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.99,0:04:03.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JERRY: Well, why\Nwould I assume?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.38,0:04:04.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I never assume.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.47,0:04:07.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It leads to assumptions.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.68,0:04:10.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WINONA: Oh, by the way, that TV\NI gave you, I need it back.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.72,0:04:11.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JERRY: Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.63,0:04:13.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WINONA: Well, I'm doing a report\Non minorities in the
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.36,0:04:15.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,media and I wanted to use that\Ninterview with Al Roker.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.54,0:04:16.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JERRY: Well, it's too late.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.50,0:04:16.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I gave to Elaine.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.95,0:04:18.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's already on her way to give\Nit to George's father.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.94,0:04:20.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WINONA: Jerry, I really\Nneed it back.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.98,0:04:22.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It, it is mine.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.29,0:04:23.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JERRY: But you can't\Ngive something and
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.28,0:04:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then take it back.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.00,0:04:25.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean what are you a, a--
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.03,0:04:29.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WINONA: What?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.91,0:04:33.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JERRY: A, uh, a person\Nthat, uh--
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.16,0:04:34.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WINONA: A person that what?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.36,0:04:35.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JERRY: Well, a person that\Ngives something and then
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.86,0:04:38.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they're dissatisfied and they\Nwish they had, had never--
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.53,0:04:38.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WINONA: And?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.82,0:04:40.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JERRY: Give, given it to the\Nperson that they originally
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.77,0:04:41.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gave it to.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.93,0:04:45.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WINONA: You mean, like\Nan Indian giver?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.25,0:04:45.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JERRY: I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.61,0:04:46.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not familiar\Nwith that term.