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← POKEMON IN REAL LIFE 2!

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Showing Revision 2 created 06/03/2014 by Sebastian Andrade-Miles.

  1. (man) Hi there, girl,
    can I Squirtle on your Jigglypuff?
  2. (Ian) Shut up!
  3. I can't wait to discover new Pokémon.
  4. I just better make sure I don't
    walk in front of anyone while--
  5. Damn it, I am not fighting anyone!
  6. Oh, no, no, I wanted
    to give you a cool new move
  7. that you could teach to your Pokémon.
  8. It's called "fly."
  9. You just teach it to any flying Pokémon
  10. and you can ride it to any destination.
  11. So you're telling me
    if I taught this to a tiny little
  12. bird Pokémon, I could
    fly on its back or something?
  13. Anything's possible with Pokémon.
  14. (muttering) You freakin' jackass.
  15. 'Kay, now I can finally start my quest...
  16. What the hell?
  17. Wild MANKEY appeared!
  18. Oh sweet, a wild Pokémon!
  19. Mankey, extremely quick to anger.
  20. You mean "Monkey"?
  21. Mankey.
  22. No, that's definitely a monkey.
  23. - Mankey.
    - Whatever!
  24. - You're going down, Monkey!
    - Mankey.
  25. Go, Pikachu!
  26. Pikachu.
  27. All right, Pikachu! Use quick attack!
  28. - Pika!
    - (Mankey chattering)
  29. PIKACHU used
    QUICK ATTACK.
  30. Critical hit!
  31. - All right, Monkey...
    - Mankey.
  32. Shut the f--k up!
  33. All right, you're mine!
  34. Damn it! But I'll get you this time!
  35. 20 Minutes Later
  36. I'm bound to catch you sometime.
  37. Wild MANKEY became
    bored.
  38. Whatever, I didn't want you anyway.
  39. That monkey may have tested my resolve,
  40. but I'm not gonna let that
    discourage me from--
  41. - Better not be another freakin' monkey!
    - Mankey.
  42. Wild CHARIZARD
    appeared!
  43. Whoa! We're not gonna
    let this one get away.
  44. Quick, Pikachu, use AK-47 attack!
  45. Pika?
  46. (gun cocks)
  47. Pika...chu!!!
  48. (automatic gunfire, Charizard groaning)
  49. It's super effective!
  50. All right, I've got you
    this time, Charizard!
  51. ♪ (suspenseful music) ♪
  52. Booya!
    CHARIZARD was caught!
  53. Yeah!
  54. Hey, you douchebag! I want a rematch!
  55. Oh God, all right,
    Charizard, come out now!
  56. (roars)
  57. All right, Charizard,
    get us the hell out of here!
  58. Use fly!
  59. CHARIZARD cannot learn
    FLY.
  60. But he has wings;
  61. it's not like I'm trying to teach it
    to a freakin' monkey.
  62. - Mankey.
    - (wings fluttering)
  63. Whoo! Pidgey, f--k yeah! (laughs)
  64. (Ian) To see bloopers
    from this video and more,
  65. click the link in the description below!
  66. Quick! Use subscribe attack
    by clicking the yellow button!
  67. ♪ (light cheerful tune) ♪
  68. If this music is giving
    you a nostalgia-boner
  69. that lasts longer than four hours,
  70. contact your physician immediately.
  71. It's bad. Happened to me once.