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POKEMON IN REAL LIFE 2!

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    (man) Hi there, girl,
    can I Squirtle on your Jigglypuff?
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    (Ian) Shut up!
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    I can't wait to discover new Pokémon.
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    I just better make sure I don't
    walk in front of anyone while--
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    Damn it, I am not fighting anyone!
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    Oh, no, no, I wanted
    to give you a cool new move
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    that you could teach to your Pokémon.
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    It's called "fly."
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    You just teach it to any flying Pokémon
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    and you can ride it to any destination.
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    So you're telling me
    if I taught this to a tiny little
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    bird Pokémon, I could
    fly on its back or something?
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    Anything's possible with Pokémon.
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    (muttering) You freakin' jackass.
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    'Kay, now I can finally start my quest...
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    What the hell?
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    Wild MANKEY appeared!
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    Oh sweet, a wild Pokémon!
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    Mankey, extremely quick to anger.
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    You mean "Monkey"?
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    Mankey.
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    No, that's definitely a monkey.
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    - Mankey.
    - Whatever!
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    - You're going down, Monkey!
    - Mankey.
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    Go, Pikachu!
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    Pikachu.
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    All right, Pikachu! Use quick attack!
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    - Pika!
    - (Mankey chattering)
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    PIKACHU used
    QUICK ATTACK.
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    Critical hit!
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    - All right, Monkey...
    - Mankey.
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    Shut the f--k up!
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    All right, you're mine!
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    Damn it! But I'll get you this time!
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    20 Minutes Later
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    I'm bound to catch you sometime.
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    Wild MANKEY became
    bored.
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    Whatever, I didn't want you anyway.
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    That monkey may have tested my resolve,
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    but I'm not gonna let that
    discourage me from--
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    - Better not be another freakin' monkey!
    - Mankey.
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    Wild CHARIZARD
    appeared!
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    Whoa! We're not gonna
    let this one get away.
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    Quick, Pikachu, use AK-47 attack!
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    Pika?
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    (gun cocks)
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    Pika...chu!!!
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    (automatic gunfire, Charizard groaning)
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    It's super effective!
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    All right, I've got you
    this time, Charizard!
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    ♪ (suspenseful music) ♪
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    Booya!
    CHARIZARD was caught!
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    Yeah!
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    Hey, you douchebag! I want a rematch!
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    Oh God, all right,
    Charizard, come out now!
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    (roars)
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    All right, Charizard,
    get us the hell out of here!
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    Use fly!
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    CHARIZARD cannot learn
    FLY.
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    But he has wings;
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    it's not like I'm trying to teach it
    to a freakin' monkey.
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    - Mankey.
    - (wings fluttering)
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    Whoo! Pidgey, f--k yeah! (laughs)
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    (Ian) To see bloopers
    from this video and more,
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    click the link in the description below!
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    Quick! Use subscribe attack
    by clicking the yellow button!
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    ♪ (light cheerful tune) ♪
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    If this music is giving
    you a nostalgia-boner
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    that lasts longer than four hours,
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    contact your physician immediately.
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    It's bad. Happened to me once.
Title:
POKEMON IN REAL LIFE 2!
Description:

WATCH THE BLOOPERS & MORE: http://bit.ly/Poke2Bloops

WATCH PART 1: http://youtu.be/e1h5TzdTq0o

Anthony continues on his quest to become the greatest Pokemon master of them all!

*Yep, the Mankey and Charizard costumes are custom made :)
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Background music re-created by the very talented Taylor Lipari. CHECK HIM OUT: http://youtube.com/taylorlipari http://soundcloud.com/taylor-lipari-hassett http://twitter.com/ttaylorr
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Video Language:
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