0:00:01.209,0:00:04.458 (man) Hi there, girl,[br]can I Squirtle on your Jigglypuff? 0:00:04.458,0:00:06.014 (Ian) Shut up! 0:00:06.014,0:00:09.083 I can't wait to discover new Pokémon. 0:00:09.083,0:00:12.583 I just better make sure I don't[br]walk in front of anyone while-- 0:00:12.583,0:00:15.500 Damn it, I am not fighting anyone! 0:00:15.500,0:00:19.016 Oh, no, no, I wanted[br]to give you a cool new move 0:00:19.016,0:00:20.849 that you could teach to your Pokémon. 0:00:20.849,0:00:22.641 It's called "fly." 0:00:22.641,0:00:24.808 You just teach it to any flying Pokémon 0:00:24.808,0:00:28.099 and you can ride it to any destination. 0:00:28.099,0:00:31.058 So you're telling me[br]if I taught this to a tiny little 0:00:31.058,0:00:33.864 bird Pokémon, I could[br]fly on its back or something? 0:00:33.864,0:00:36.571 Anything's possible with Pokémon. 0:00:36.571,0:00:39.544 (muttering) You freakin' jackass. 0:00:39.544,0:00:41.866 'Kay, now I can finally start my quest... 0:00:41.866,0:00:44.482 What the hell? 0:00:44.482,0:00:47.098 Wild MANKEY appeared! 0:00:47.098,0:00:49.714 Oh sweet, a wild Pokémon! 0:00:49.714,0:00:51.685 Mankey, extremely quick to anger. 0:00:51.685,0:00:52.640 You mean "Monkey"? 0:00:52.640,0:00:53.383 Mankey. 0:00:53.383,0:00:55.565 No, that's definitely a monkey. 0:00:55.565,0:00:56.633 - Mankey.[br]- Whatever! 0:00:56.633,0:00:59.048 - You're going down, Monkey![br]- Mankey. 0:00:59.048,0:01:00.395 Go, Pikachu! 0:01:01.626,0:01:02.938 Pikachu. 0:01:06.261,0:01:09.438 All right, Pikachu! Use quick attack! 0:01:10.869,0:01:11.855 - Pika![br]- (Mankey chattering) 0:01:11.855,0:01:13.845 PIKACHU used[br]QUICK ATTACK. 0:01:13.845,0:01:15.685 Critical hit! 0:01:17.905,0:01:19.536 - All right, Monkey...[br]- Mankey. 0:01:19.536,0:01:20.870 Shut the f--k up! 0:01:20.870,0:01:23.078 All right, you're mine! 0:01:29.986,0:01:33.188 Damn it! But I'll get you this time! 0:01:33.188,0:01:34.690 20 Minutes Later 0:01:35.390,0:01:37.878 I'm bound to catch you sometime. 0:01:37.878,0:01:40.366 Wild MANKEY became[br]bored. 0:01:40.366,0:01:42.854 Whatever, I didn't want you anyway. 0:01:42.854,0:01:45.674 That monkey may have tested my resolve, 0:01:45.674,0:01:48.525 but I'm not gonna let that[br]discourage me from-- 0:01:48.525,0:01:51.444 - Better not be another freakin' monkey![br]- Mankey. 0:01:51.444,0:01:54.363 Wild CHARIZARD[br]appeared! 0:01:54.363,0:01:57.284 Whoa! We're not gonna[br]let this one get away. 0:01:57.284,0:02:00.234 Quick, Pikachu, use AK-47 attack! 0:02:01.049,0:02:02.067 Pika? 0:02:02.067,0:02:03.228 (gun cocks) 0:02:04.828,0:02:07.542 Pika...chu!!! 0:02:07.542,0:02:09.539 (automatic gunfire, Charizard groaning) 0:02:09.539,0:02:12.656 It's super effective! 0:02:14.096,0:02:17.375 All right, I've got you[br]this time, Charizard! 0:02:20.483,0:02:24.313 ♪ (suspenseful music) ♪ 0:02:27.493,0:02:28.923 Booya![br]CHARIZARD was caught! 0:02:30.623,0:02:31.974 Yeah! 0:02:31.974,0:02:34.516 Hey, you douchebag! I want a rematch! 0:02:34.516,0:02:37.176 Oh God, all right,[br]Charizard, come out now! 0:02:37.176,0:02:38.383 (roars) 0:02:38.383,0:02:40.031 All right, Charizard,[br]get us the hell out of here! 0:02:40.031,0:02:41.223 Use fly! 0:02:41.223,0:02:42.585 CHARIZARD cannot learn[br]FLY. 0:02:42.585,0:02:44.448 But he has wings; 0:02:44.448,0:02:46.698 it's not like I'm trying to teach it[br]to a freakin' monkey. 0:02:46.698,0:02:48.073 - Mankey.[br]- (wings fluttering) 0:02:48.073,0:02:52.505 Whoo! Pidgey, f--k yeah! (laughs) 0:02:52.505,0:02:55.705 (Ian) To see bloopers[br]from this video and more, 0:02:55.705,0:02:58.130 click the link in the description below! 0:02:58.853,0:03:02.714 Quick! Use subscribe attack[br]by clicking the yellow button! 0:03:02.714,0:03:06.339 ♪ (light cheerful tune) ♪ 0:03:06.339,0:03:08.105 If this music is giving[br]you a nostalgia-boner 0:03:08.105,0:03:09.771 that lasts longer than four hours, 0:03:09.771,0:03:12.845 contact your physician immediately. 0:03:12.845,0:03:15.271 It's bad. Happened to me once.