1 00:00:01,209 --> 00:00:04,458 (man) Hi there, girl, can I Squirtle on your Jigglypuff? 2 00:00:04,458 --> 00:00:06,014 (Ian) Shut up! 3 00:00:06,014 --> 00:00:09,083 I can't wait to discover new Pokémon. 4 00:00:09,083 --> 00:00:12,583 I just better make sure I don't walk in front of anyone while-- 5 00:00:12,583 --> 00:00:15,500 Damn it, I am not fighting anyone! 6 00:00:15,500 --> 00:00:19,016 Oh, no, no, I wanted to give you a cool new move 7 00:00:19,016 --> 00:00:20,849 that you could teach to your Pokémon. 8 00:00:20,849 --> 00:00:22,641 It's called "fly." 9 00:00:22,641 --> 00:00:24,808 You just teach it to any flying Pokémon 10 00:00:24,808 --> 00:00:28,099 and you can ride it to any destination. 11 00:00:28,099 --> 00:00:31,058 So you're telling me if I taught this to a tiny little 12 00:00:31,058 --> 00:00:33,864 bird Pokémon, I could fly on its back or something? 13 00:00:33,864 --> 00:00:36,571 Anything's possible with Pokémon. 14 00:00:36,571 --> 00:00:39,544 (muttering) You freakin' jackass. 15 00:00:39,544 --> 00:00:41,866 'Kay, now I can finally start my quest... 16 00:00:41,866 --> 00:00:44,482 What the hell? 17 00:00:44,482 --> 00:00:47,098 Wild MANKEY appeared! 18 00:00:47,098 --> 00:00:49,714 Oh sweet, a wild Pokémon! 19 00:00:49,714 --> 00:00:51,685 Mankey, extremely quick to anger. 20 00:00:51,685 --> 00:00:52,640 You mean "Monkey"? 21 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:53,383 Mankey. 22 00:00:53,383 --> 00:00:55,565 No, that's definitely a monkey. 23 00:00:55,565 --> 00:00:56,633 - Mankey. - Whatever! 24 00:00:56,633 --> 00:00:59,048 - You're going down, Monkey! - Mankey. 25 00:00:59,048 --> 00:01:00,395 Go, Pikachu! 26 00:01:01,626 --> 00:01:02,938 Pikachu. 27 00:01:06,261 --> 00:01:09,438 All right, Pikachu! Use quick attack! 28 00:01:10,869 --> 00:01:11,855 - Pika! - (Mankey chattering) 29 00:01:11,855 --> 00:01:13,845 PIKACHU used QUICK ATTACK. 30 00:01:13,845 --> 00:01:15,685 Critical hit! 31 00:01:17,905 --> 00:01:19,536 - All right, Monkey... - Mankey. 32 00:01:19,536 --> 00:01:20,870 Shut the f--k up! 33 00:01:20,870 --> 00:01:23,078 All right, you're mine! 34 00:01:29,986 --> 00:01:33,188 Damn it! But I'll get you this time! 35 00:01:33,188 --> 00:01:34,690 20 Minutes Later 36 00:01:35,390 --> 00:01:37,878 I'm bound to catch you sometime. 37 00:01:37,878 --> 00:01:40,366 Wild MANKEY became bored. 38 00:01:40,366 --> 00:01:42,854 Whatever, I didn't want you anyway. 39 00:01:42,854 --> 00:01:45,674 That monkey may have tested my resolve, 40 00:01:45,674 --> 00:01:48,525 but I'm not gonna let that discourage me from-- 41 00:01:48,525 --> 00:01:51,444 - Better not be another freakin' monkey! - Mankey. 42 00:01:51,444 --> 00:01:54,363 Wild CHARIZARD appeared! 43 00:01:54,363 --> 00:01:57,284 Whoa! We're not gonna let this one get away. 44 00:01:57,284 --> 00:02:00,234 Quick, Pikachu, use AK-47 attack! 45 00:02:01,049 --> 00:02:02,067 Pika? 46 00:02:02,067 --> 00:02:03,228 (gun cocks) 47 00:02:04,828 --> 00:02:07,542 Pika...chu!!! 48 00:02:07,542 --> 00:02:09,539 (automatic gunfire, Charizard groaning) 49 00:02:09,539 --> 00:02:12,656 It's super effective! 50 00:02:14,096 --> 00:02:17,375 All right, I've got you this time, Charizard! 51 00:02:20,483 --> 00:02:24,313 ♪ (suspenseful music) ♪ 52 00:02:27,493 --> 00:02:28,923 Booya! CHARIZARD was caught! 53 00:02:30,623 --> 00:02:31,974 Yeah! 54 00:02:31,974 --> 00:02:34,516 Hey, you douchebag! I want a rematch! 55 00:02:34,516 --> 00:02:37,176 Oh God, all right, Charizard, come out now! 56 00:02:37,176 --> 00:02:38,383 (roars) 57 00:02:38,383 --> 00:02:40,031 All right, Charizard, get us the hell out of here! 58 00:02:40,031 --> 00:02:41,223 Use fly! 59 00:02:41,223 --> 00:02:42,585 CHARIZARD cannot learn FLY. 60 00:02:42,585 --> 00:02:44,448 But he has wings; 61 00:02:44,448 --> 00:02:46,698 it's not like I'm trying to teach it to a freakin' monkey. 62 00:02:46,698 --> 00:02:48,073 - Mankey. - (wings fluttering) 63 00:02:48,073 --> 00:02:52,505 Whoo! Pidgey, f--k yeah! (laughs) 64 00:02:52,505 --> 00:02:55,705 (Ian) To see bloopers from this video and more, 65 00:02:55,705 --> 00:02:58,130 click the link in the description below! 66 00:02:58,853 --> 00:03:02,714 Quick! Use subscribe attack by clicking the yellow button! 67 00:03:02,714 --> 00:03:06,339 ♪ (light cheerful tune) ♪ 68 00:03:06,339 --> 00:03:08,105 If this music is giving you a nostalgia-boner 69 00:03:08,105 --> 00:03:09,771 that lasts longer than four hours, 70 00:03:09,771 --> 00:03:12,845 contact your physician immediately. 71 00:03:12,845 --> 00:03:15,271 It's bad. Happened to me once.