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Your Mom When You Bring a Girl Home

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    I uh...
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    I really like you
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    I really like you too
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    Oisín love I need help with the...
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    Oh God
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    You've company
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    Okay
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    keep keep...
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    keep going and
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    Mum
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    I'm not here
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    Mum!
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    Right what are we watching?
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    I'm not even here
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    I'm just passing through
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    as you were
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    just picking something up there now
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    I was looking for something
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    there's an envelope
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    Mum
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    and I have to find it
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    just yeah
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    I'm gone
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    and where are you from Justine?
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    I'm from Dunshaughlin
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    Dunshaughlin right
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    I was at a funeral in Dunshaughlin
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    And it was awful sad now
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    God it's awful dark in here
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    I'll fix that
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    No Mom it's fine you don't have to
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    There you can see each other now
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    Yeah
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    Right
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    Do you know Justine
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    you're the first girl he ever brought home
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    Are you staying for dinner Justine?
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    Oh no
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    No I'm not staying
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    I'll make you something up
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    What no
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    You didn't tell me we had a visitor
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    The place is in a heap
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    a tip
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    a disgrace
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    a disaster
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    a bomb site
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    an open air dump
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    Mom it's fine
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    It's not fine
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    Sorry sorry Justine
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    You have crumbs there
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    Mom Mom Mom
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    that's it sorry
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    I'll be gone now
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    Your mom seems friendly
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    Isn't she
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    There he is in his confirmation suit
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    isn't he cute?
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    Yeah
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    And here he is running around naked as the day he was born
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    Oh right
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    It was a cold day
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    Did somebody say something?
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    No Mum
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    I'm not even here
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    He is obsessed with you
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    day in day out
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    Justin this, Justine that
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    Head over heels
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    waiting by the phone
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    you're onto a winner here Justine
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    I've just cleaned the toilet so it's ready to use now
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    Mum
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    You wouldn't know what you're walking into there Justine
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    Mum
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    Two weeks ago I had the plumber out because himself
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    Mum!
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    I'm sorry about her
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    No she's lovely
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    What?
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    Thanks for coming over
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    Yeah it was lovely to eh....
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    You're off Justine are you?
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    Yes Mrs Flanagan
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    Oh you can call me Anne
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    Thank you Anne
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    Goodbye Oisín
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    Goodbye
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    Well she's a lovely girl
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    When will she be over next?
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    I doubt she'll ever be back
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    I'm never bringing her here again
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    I thought that went very well
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    I hate you
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    Hormones
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    Doomdah
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    This is Foil Arms and Hog
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    and
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    I'm Justine
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    Justin there now yeah
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    Justin Stafford
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    That's the very one
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    do you have a socials now?
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    do you have social media?
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    I do you can find me on Instagram Twitter Tik Tok
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    you'll find all the links down below
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    I'm not on them
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    no but
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    if you are
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    Thank God
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    If you want to see Foil Arms and Hog live
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    We are playing Belfast and Castlebar
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    and then we have Paddy's week in the US of A
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    you're playing Carnagie Hall are you?
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    Yes
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    Wow
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    Sorry
Title:
Your Mom When You Bring a Girl Home
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Video Language:
English
Team:
Foil Arms and Hog Official Subtitling Legends
Duration:
02:52

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