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I uh...

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I really like you

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I really like you too

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Oisín love I need help with the...

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Oh God

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You've company

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Okay

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keep keep...

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keep going and

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Mum

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I'm not here

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Mum!

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Right what are we watching?

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I'm not even here

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I'm just passing through

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as you were

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just picking something up there now

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I was looking for something

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there's an envelope

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Mum

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and I have to find it

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just yeah

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I'm gone

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and where are you from Justine?

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I'm from Dunshaughlin

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Dunshaughlin right

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I was at a funeral in Dunshaughlin

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And it was awful sad now

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God it's awful dark in here

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I'll fix that

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No Mom it's fine you don't have to

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There you can see each other now

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Yeah

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Right

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Do you know Justine

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you're the first girl he ever brought home

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Are you staying for dinner Justine?

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Oh no

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No I'm not staying

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I'll make you something up

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What no

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You didn't tell me we had a visitor

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The place is in a heap

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a tip

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a disgrace

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a disaster

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a bomb site

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an open air dump

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Mom it's fine

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It's not fine

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Sorry sorry Justine

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You have crumbs there

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Mom Mom Mom

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that's it sorry

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I'll be gone now

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Your mom seems friendly

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Isn't she

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There he is in his confirmation suit

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isn't he cute?

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Yeah

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And here he is running around naked as the day he was born

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Oh right

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It was a cold day

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Did somebody say something?

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No Mum

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I'm not even here

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He is obsessed with you

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day in day out

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Justin this, Justine that

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Head over heels

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waiting by the phone

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you're onto a winner here Justine

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I've just cleaned the toilet so it's ready to use now

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Mum

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You wouldn't know what you're walking into there Justine

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Mum

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Two weeks ago I had the plumber out because himself

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Mum!

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I'm sorry about her

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No she's lovely

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What?

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Thanks for coming over

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Yeah it was lovely to eh....

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You're off Justine are you?

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Yes Mrs Flanagan

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Oh you can call me Anne

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Thank you Anne

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Goodbye Oisín

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Goodbye

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Well she's a lovely girl

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When will she be over next?

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I doubt she'll ever be back

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I'm never bringing her here again

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I thought that went very well

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I hate you

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Hormones

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Doomdah

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This is Foil Arms and Hog

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and

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I'm Justine

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Justin there now yeah

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Justin Stafford

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That's the very one

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do you have a socials now?

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do you have social media?

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I do you can find me on Instagram Twitter Tik Tok

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you'll find all the links down below

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I'm not on them

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no but

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if you are

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Thank God

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If you want to see Foil Arms and Hog live

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We are playing Belfast and Castlebar

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and then we have Paddy's week in the US of A

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you're playing Carnagie Hall are you?

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Yes

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Wow

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Sorry