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The Missile Maestro, Colored Pencils WITH LYRICS - Paper Mario: The Origami King Cover

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    Feast your eyes upon my art-senal!
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    Twelve colored pencils, ready to make your paper bodies my canvas!
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    Let us see you dodge THIS!
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    I've armed my missiles, my targets locked on to you!
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    Heaven rains with pencils that leave you crying, "Sacre bleu!"
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    Ain't got no time for you philistines
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    Now you will die by my artistic crimes!
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    You can't tell art from a hole in the ground
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    Now comes the part where the plumber goes down!
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    Glance up at the sky and you'll see the depth of your plight!
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    Watch your head! Don’t meet your doom! Those colored pencils go ‘KA-BOOM!’
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    You better look sharp and draw your weapons for a fight!
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    Give this pencil case a show! You can do it, Mario!
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    I'm a 12-pack of colors, but when I'm done, the streets will run with red!
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    Don't you slip. Dull his tips. Don't let him give you more lip!
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    You'll be half that many feet under
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    To the king, I'll bring back your head!
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    He's run his course, now kick his shorts! (They're metaphorical, of course!)
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    Shoot my missiles up your derriere
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    You stand no chance against Jean-Pierre!
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    Missiles fling. People sing. Hail the Origami King!
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    I'll scribble you back down the stairs, these colors run; you best be scared!
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    All the same, he'll end your game. Glory to King Olly's name!
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    You can't hope to stop my mighty ROY G BIV barrage
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    Now I’ll make you drop faster than the lift I sabotaged
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    This is the part where you fall to my art
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    You were doomed from the start
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    You aren't all that smart!
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    I've got it made
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    You are in an air raid
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    No one will come to your aid
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    I've got missiles in spades
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    You're RED so easily
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    ORANGE you tired of dodging my blows?
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    Color puns?! That's it, I'm done. Maybe last game they would have been fun!
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    You sure aren't YELLOW
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    But GREEN the facts, it's the end of the show!
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    Don't give in! You have to win! Throw that guy into the bin!
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    I'll leave you BLUE, Get a clue, it's time you INDIGO
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    Give him space. You got this, ace. Grab the lid and close the case.
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    I'll PURPLE the trigger, and you will fall to the Rainbow Roll!
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    Hey, that's not fair! Wait, over there! Grab those pencils outta the air!
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    You should have stayed in the elevator
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    Now I’ll scribble out you haters!
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    Missiles fling. People sing. Hail the Origami King!
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    When you're banged up by my tracers, you'll need more than an eraser!
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    All the same, he'll end your game. Glory to King Olly's name!
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    Zut alors! My lid is closed! I cannot stop my missiles!
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The Missile Maestro, Colored Pencils WITH LYRICS - Paper Mario: The Origami King Cover
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