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JourneyQuest S02E10: Through Every Trial (JourneyQuest Season Two)

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    This is no ordinary sleep, majesty.
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    The poison on the assassin's blade, meant for you, has ___ from which she cannot awake.
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    Will this take long? Because that woman charges by the...
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    Oh, my...
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    So silent
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    So still
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    So unlike her... I take it.
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    [yasps]
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    Powerful hands wrought this spell, your majesty.
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    Hands that would've soon been wrapped around your throat.
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    The kings.
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    Indeed.
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    This curse is beyond my strength to break...
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    ... however, not beyond yours. Magic dies with the magician. Slay the kings, your wife awakes.
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    So long as they live, however, she will remain thus.
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    Very well, seer. To save my queen, I'll fetch this sword.
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    Sooner to be done with it. And when it's over
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    and the kings are dead ___ of my vengance.
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    Yes, yes. Once they're dead you'll have your chance to kill Vieris!
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    [Evil laugh]
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    [Yasp]
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    Wicked Kings: Oh, my didn't mean doin' that.
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    [Laughs]
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    Because we did, you see?
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    I can't understand you.
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    Why are you even here?
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    This is so not how I saw today playing out.
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    I wanted to roll you into the nearest hay stack since I first saw you.
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    You have no idea.
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    I can't believe I just said that.
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    Well, it's not like you can understand me, anyway.
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    Don't... No more today.
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    Get away from me.
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    You cost me my epic. Can't you understand that?
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    It had just become something real, something important,
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    something entirely MINE.
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    Now it's gone.
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    It was my chance to be remembered as someone outside of my family.
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    And you cost me that.
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    You holking, meddlesome...
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    Do you really have to go?
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    I could learn so much from you.
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    No doubt, but the sword has been drawn. Great events are in motion
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    I must seek out my colleagues, they have answers I need.
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    What am I supposed to do?
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    I mean with... it. And myself.
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    You're caught up in prophecy now, Chosen One.
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    Riding on the tides of history. Whatever happens is meant to.
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    You will find your answers.
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    If you're ever in need of sanctuary
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    come to the Turtle River Sect at the Laughing Bear Clan
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    and tell them you were sent by Strong Like Bull.
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    That's your name?
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    The one I was given.
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    About as fitting as the one you use.
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    Fare well, wizard who is far from superfluous.
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    [Sound of water running]
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    Hey, the ork's gone.
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    Not that you care...
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    Hey, have you seen Naraaaaa...
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    Oh, my! Oh gods above and below we thank you for this generous bounty!
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    Ah! You, ___! Turn around!
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    Tell me everything.
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    The... colour, firmness, curvature, symmetry, buoyancy
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    What?
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    Everything, why don't see?
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    The most glorious things I never cared about.
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    Hey, I'm sorry. To be fair, I didn't know it was you.
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    Get away from me!
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    You have really nice skin.
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    Away, humey.
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    That doesn't stir your ardor?
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    You're further advanced than I thought.
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    You were magnificiant in your battle against the angel.
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    How you freed yourself, very clever.
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    I see, you kept the trophy.
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    What a champion you would make!
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    I do appreciate that you haven't tried to incinerate me again.
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    I lost my holy symbol.
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    You should find another.
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    My faith needs no iconography.
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    Such piety, that's devotion.
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    This is a test, Vieris is mercy, his forgiveness are everlasting.
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    Evidenced by his angel.
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    Oh, Carrow, I enjoy you so.
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    I cannot tell you how refreshing it is to speak with someone free-minded, not bound to me at birth.
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    How rude!
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    Closest... port town...
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    Give me your cloth!
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    Oh, wonderfuly, it's you and you're naked.
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    Your cloth, give them to me.
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    Bardic immmu...
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    He took my badge...
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    That sodding sodder took my badge and you're taking my cloth...
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    Leggings, blouse, everything.
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    Not the blouse, is this a ___ you're...
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    [shrieks]
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    Fine, fine. Take it!
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    And get all...
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    fat AND warty!
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    I didn't know what you were up to.
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    It's fine, don't mention it.
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    Okay, I really wasn't trying...
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    Wow! Don't mention it, means don't mention it. Stop mentioning it!
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    [breathes heavily]
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    ___ bark, in the water. It'll help with the headache from the toxin.
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    [coughs]
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    Tastes pretty aweful... Should have said something about that...
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    Also I made it rather strong.
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    It does help... a little.
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    So did the soak.
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    Thank you.
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    Well, you know, I try to help out where I can.
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    It's not much...
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    And, eh, thank you for...
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    [clears throat]
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    ...thank you for coming back.
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    Uh, no thanks necessary.
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    She dragged me back, I was unconcious at the time.
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    No, I meant, I meant at...
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    I meant at the runis. You came...
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    ___, with lemons... I think... worm...
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    Uhm, anyway. But that much is clear
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    you came back.
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    You know, you can't say
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    "perfect" without first saying "Perf".
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    I like to structure my apology on several levels, uhm,...
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    [laughs]
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    First...
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    I...
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    That bad?
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    That was terrible! Perfect? Really, that's what you're gonna go with?
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    I almost went with "perforated".
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    No, "perfect" is better.
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    Straight down your throat.
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    Oh, god, it burns!
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    [coughs]
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    Hey, uhm,...
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    [laughs]
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    I got something else for ya.
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    Pale mountain.
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    What about it?
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    Hey, could you give me a...
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    The oracle?
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    She'll answer three question to any who can find her.
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    I can ask her how I can be healed.
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    And I could ask her how to get rid of the sword!
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    I mean I'm like a walking target with this thing on my hip.
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    I could ask her...
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    Pale mountain it is.
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    Not far if we take the path.
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    If we leave now, we can reach the footholds by nightfall .
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    You know, I got something else, it's for...
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    In a bit, Perf.
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    ... for you.
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    You know, because you...
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    you lost yours.
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    I made this.
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    Mended it, actually,
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    out of honeysuckle.
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    But what it's for?
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    For you
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    to wear on your head.
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    But what's it FOR? What's its intent?
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    What's its intent?
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    To give you flowers?
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    Yes.
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    But WHY?
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    So, I tell you.
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    And you... slap this back in my hand and walk away.
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    Sword: You know Perf, it's not actually possible to make me vomit, but I swear you're getting close.
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    Seriously, you twinkle so loud, it's a wonder you don't sneeze rainbows!
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    [Sword screams]
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    Sword: I will stab you in the...
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    Ah, stop it!
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    [Sword coughs]
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    [Sword screams]
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    Sword: I'll eat you alive!
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    Yes, finally!
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    Through every trial and hardship, through countless enemy, I have endured.
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    Now, to claim my...
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    How?
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    Tastes like failure.
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    Perf!
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    PERF!!!
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    Kekart helaz ek haedart duwudz. (Slaughter the elves and skin the dwarves.)
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    Trogdart huadz ek iuluz malifuluz. (Burn the humans and their cities.)
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    Possagas nubudz shagga, net praolop arwabdjagas nubudz. (You all may slay us, but shall never break our will.)
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    Orkulz aggax! Nodar heszax lordhul aka! (We are Orcs! Our blood is fire!)
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    Orkulz aggax! Huarit ur drado bawaes! (We are Orcs! Hide behind your walls!)
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    Batmam nodar bennathesad aka. (Justice is our spear-sister.)
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    Katakaen gadz wuaraggek. (We will not be enslaved again.)
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    I saw that coming...
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    [Gargoyle grunts]
Title:
JourneyQuest S02E10: Through Every Trial (JourneyQuest Season Two)
Description:

Season Finale! This show has been made possible by the contributions of viewers like you. Show your support for a third season at http://www.fansupported.net

No Studio, No Network, No Cancellation: JourneyQuest is creator distributed and fan supported!

SEASON ONE
Episode 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVORGr2fDk8
Episode 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7jFcV1FZ3Y
Episode 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSFDR8kmbM0
Episode 4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke8utd-VB_g
Episode 5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i99jMtnE4vw
Episode 6: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv8S2x-ZcMY
Episode 7: http://youtu.be/uLM5BWTYonI

SEASON TWO
Episode 1: http://youtu.be/hCsRfIGTx4Y
Episode 2: http://youtu.be/PbrCLejR_lE
Episode 3: http://youtu.be/zH4BIjhlTgc
Episode 4: http://youtu.be/0r9jFksyzeY (help with subtitles at http://www.journey-quest.com/support/subtitles/)
Episode 5: http://youtu.be/cg_NM49UHl8
Episode 6: http://youtu.be/iLi956kokYc
Episode 7: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YCLWHYHXcU
Episode 8: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmjM7q39bQI
Episode 9: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qubNFRMjYQ
Episode 10: http://youtu.be/Gc3DIsbbG9s

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Written and Created by Matt Vancil
Directed by Ben Dobyns
Produced by Elizabeth Heile, Kat Ogden, and Tony Becerra

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Christian Doyle
Anne Kennedy
Fran Kranz
Bob Sapp
Brian Lewis
Kevin Pitman
Emilie Rommel Shimkus
Samara Lerman
Jesse Lee Keeter
Jen Page
Scott C. Brown
Paige Barnett
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Video Language:
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Duration:
16:20

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