This is no ordinary sleep, majesty.
The poison on the assassin's blade, meant for you, has ___ from which she cannot awake.
Will this take long? Because that woman charges by the...
Oh, my...
So silent
So still
So unlike her... I take it.
[yasps]
Powerful hands wrought this spell, your majesty.
Hands that would've soon been wrapped around your throat.
The kings.
Indeed.
This curse is beyond my strength to break...
... however, not beyond yours. Magic dies with the magician. Slay the kings, your wife awakes.
So long as they live, however, she will remain thus.
Very well, seer. To save my queen, I'll fetch this sword.
Sooner to be done with it. And when it's over
and the kings are dead ___ of my vengance.
Yes, yes. Once they're dead you'll have your chance to kill Vieris!
[Evil laugh]
[Yasp]
Wicked Kings: Oh, my didn't mean doin' that.
[Laughs]
Because we did, you see?
I can't understand you.
Why are you even here?
This is so not how I saw today playing out.
I wanted to roll you into the nearest hay stack since I first saw you.
You have no idea.
I can't believe I just said that.
Well, it's not like you can understand me, anyway.
Don't... No more today.
Get away from me.
You cost me my epic. Can't you understand that?
It had just become something real, something important,
something entirely MINE.
Now it's gone.
It was my chance to be remembered as someone outside of my family.
And you cost me that.
You holking, meddlesome...
Do you really have to go?
I could learn so much from you.
No doubt, but the sword has been drawn. Great events are in motion
I must seek out my colleagues, they have answers I need.
What am I supposed to do?
I mean with... it. And myself.
You're caught up in prophecy now, Chosen One.
Riding on the tides of history. Whatever happens is meant to.
You will find your answers.
If you're ever in need of sanctuary
come to the Turtle River Sect at the Laughing Bear Clan
and tell them you were sent by Strong Like Bull.
That's your name?
The one I was given.
About as fitting as the one you use.
Fare well, wizard who is far from superfluous.
[Sound of water running]
Hey, the ork's gone.
Not that you care...
Hey, have you seen Naraaaaa...
Oh, my! Oh gods above and below we thank you for this generous bounty!
Ah! You, ___! Turn around!
Tell me everything.
The... colour, firmness, curvature, symmetry, buoyancy
What?
Everything, why don't see?
The most glorious things I never cared about.
Hey, I'm sorry. To be fair, I didn't know it was you.
Get away from me!
You have really nice skin.
Away, humey.
That doesn't stir your ardor?
You're further advanced than I thought.
You were magnificiant in your battle against the angel.
How you freed yourself, very clever.
I see, you kept the trophy.
What a champion you would make!
I do appreciate that you haven't tried to incinerate me again.
I lost my holy symbol.
You should find another.
My faith needs no iconography.
Such piety, that's devotion.
This is a test, Vieris is mercy, his forgiveness are everlasting.
Evidenced by his angel.
Oh, Carrow, I enjoy you so.
I cannot tell you how refreshing it is to speak with someone free-minded, not bound to me at birth.
How rude!
Closest... port town...
Give me your cloth!
Oh, wonderfuly, it's you and you're naked.
Your cloth, give them to me.
Bardic immmu...
He took my badge...
That sodding sodder took my badge and you're taking my cloth...
Leggings, blouse, everything.
Not the blouse, is this a ___ you're...
[shrieks]
Fine, fine. Take it!
And get all...
fat AND warty!
I didn't know what you were up to.
It's fine, don't mention it.
Okay, I really wasn't trying...
Wow! Don't mention it, means don't mention it. Stop mentioning it!
[breathes heavily]
___ bark, in the water. It'll help with the headache from the toxin.
[coughs]
Tastes pretty aweful... Should have said something about that...
Also I made it rather strong.
It does help... a little.
So did the soak.
Thank you.
Well, you know, I try to help out where I can.
It's not much...
And, eh, thank you for...
[clears throat]
...thank you for coming back.
Uh, no thanks necessary.
She dragged me back, I was unconcious at the time.
No, I meant, I meant at...
I meant at the runis. You came...
___, with lemons... I think... worm...
Uhm, anyway. But that much is clear
you came back.
You know, you can't say
"perfect" without first saying "Perf".
I like to structure my apology on several levels, uhm,...
[laughs]
First...
I...
That bad?
That was terrible! Perfect? Really, that's what you're gonna go with?
I almost went with "perforated".
No, "perfect" is better.
Straight down your throat.
Oh, god, it burns!
[coughs]
Hey, uhm,...
[laughs]
I got something else for ya.
Pale mountain.
What about it?
Hey, could you give me a...
The oracle?
She'll answer three question to any who can find her.
I can ask her how I can be healed.
And I could ask her how to get rid of the sword!
I mean I'm like a walking target with this thing on my hip.
I could ask her...
Pale mountain it is.
Not far if we take the path.
If we leave now, we can reach the footholds by nightfall .
You know, I got something else, it's for...
In a bit, Perf.
... for you.
You know, because you...
you lost yours.
I made this.
Mended it, actually,
out of honeysuckle.
But what it's for?
For you
to wear on your head.
But what's it FOR? What's its intent?
What's its intent?
To give you flowers?
Yes.
But WHY?
So, I tell you.
And you... slap this back in my hand and walk away.
Sword: You know Perf, it's not actually possible to make me vomit, but I swear you're getting close.
Seriously, you twinkle so loud, it's a wonder you don't sneeze rainbows!
[Sword screams]
Sword: I will stab you in the...
Ah, stop it!
[Sword coughs]
[Sword screams]
Sword: I'll eat you alive!
Yes, finally!
Through every trial and hardship, through countless enemy, I have endured.
Now, to claim my...
How?
Tastes like failure.
Perf!
PERF!!!
Kekart helaz ek haedart duwudz. (Slaughter the elves and skin the dwarves.)
Trogdart huadz ek iuluz malifuluz. (Burn the humans and their cities.)
Possagas nubudz shagga, net praolop arwabdjagas nubudz. (You all may slay us, but shall never break our will.)
Orkulz aggax! Nodar heszax lordhul aka! (We are Orcs! Our blood is fire!)
Orkulz aggax! Huarit ur drado bawaes! (We are Orcs! Hide behind your walls!)
Batmam nodar bennathesad aka. (Justice is our spear-sister.)
Katakaen gadz wuaraggek. (We will not be enslaved again.)
I saw that coming...
[Gargoyle grunts]