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♪ Tiptoe, through the waters,
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♪ down the river,
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♪ through the tiptoe
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♪ and the tiptoe,
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♪ through the water,
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♪ through the tiptoe,
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♪ in the rain drops,
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♪through the trees husk,
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♪ down the squirrel hole,
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♪ you tiptoe
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♪ when the snow blows in my face, eyes,
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♪ then you tiptoe,
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♪ down the water spout,
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♪ in the water rain,
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♪ The easy teasy spider
goes up the water spout
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♪ Down came the rain
and washed out all the rain
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♪ The little spider died,
it didn't go to sleep
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My number one wish in the whole entire
world is to meet Justin Bieber.
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I think Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez
shouldn't go out,
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because Selena Gomez Iis mean
and she had some-
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and if I ever went out
with Justin Bieber
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I'd be his best friend
in the whole wide world.
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He has the best voice
in the whole wide world.
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This is a magazine that I read.
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This is my favorite magazine
that I read.
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It comes with free posters and it also
has a lot of pictures of Katy Perry in it.
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I think Katy Perry has
a really nice voice.
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But I think Justin Bieber's voice is
way better than Katy Perry's voice
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because Katy Perry has mean,
mean, and she has some-
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Anyways, my whole entire wish
in the whole wide world
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is to be just like Justin Bieber
and have an amazing voice.
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That's why I'm singing, that's why I
practise and practise my singing voice.
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Here's one that- so I'm saying, like,
that I sing all the time.
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♪ I long to be
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♪ a man of great stature!
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That's just a little... just a little,
little song that I'm working on right now,
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and my singing teacher-
she's my singing coach
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and she's the best singing coach
-
in the whole wide world.
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Justin Bieber, if you ever see this, please,
please hang out with me
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and be with us forever.
I promise I wouldn't let you down!
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I'll be your whole best friend
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in the whole wide world
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and on your birthday
I'll give you tonnes of balloons. Bye!
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McCharles, good to see you.
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What are you doing on this
fine lovely afternoon, hmm?
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Mr. McCharles. Why are your
eyes glowing, Mr McCharles?
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Mr McCharles, why are your eyes glowing?
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They seem to have a glowing
passion for life.
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And you do hop so ever so highly,
all the way up.
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Can you hop high?
Is this your toy, Mr McCharles?
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Hmm, it's flying Frisbee saucer.
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Ooh! let's give it a whirl.
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There you go.
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Nice!
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What a.. Oh,
Can you pick it up Mr McCharles?
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You see Mr McCharles is just a dog
and he has small teeth, don't ya?!
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Don't ya?!
Ha? Ha?
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Oh! Oh! Oh, oh, oh
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Fast as a Fan Sam all the way around.
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Ohhh!! Here he comes again.
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And there he goes.
And there he is.
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Looks like he's gonna win it. Oh yes!
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There! Oh, you're gonna get...
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You're gonna get kind of dizzy, dude.
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I'm just telling you.
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Yeah, are you tired now? All right
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Well that's it not a pretty sunset.
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I'm sorry. Say goodbye Mr. McCharles.
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Can you say goodbye? Please.
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Can you say goodbye? Mr. McCharles?
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Alright.
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I'm kind of nervous right now. Yeah.
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Hold dinosaur... Hold t-rex!
Watch out, brah!
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Ciao! Try and back off!
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So what? You're going to be like
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playing with the dinosaurs, yeah?
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You guys? Ho! Ho!
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The guy is big brah!
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then they're just hold... choke...
holding the guy.
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Choke holding.
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He's flaying his fangs.
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Tap out. Tap out.
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I lick dinosaurs like you.
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You've got to watch out.
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Alright, what you guys got?
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It's on your head shot.
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Oh yeah yeah yeah!
I get the head shot. Yeah yeah!
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Get one Facebook. Hit me up on Twitter.
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Brah, Subscribe, like and favorite and
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you hit me up, brah.
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when they opened Disneyland in 1956,
nothing worked.
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Oh Disneyland opened in 1956.
always been around for a long time, huh?
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Oh, pterodactyl flying over there!
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Oh, that's huge pterodactyl, brah!
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Watch out! Snatch you up the guy, brah!
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Unreal, brah, this is unreal.
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I've never been to New York, brah.
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But I like bloom
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probably choke honey's over there yeah
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okay my gran said
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said I needed a facebook
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so I'm gonna find a
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facebook. what is this Google
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what the hell is Google
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returned I don't want to return it I
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want to go forward I never happened
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pencils and pens
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what the hell what the heck is this
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for Facebook that's beautiful
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yahoo
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that's beautiful
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that's amazing
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How do I do this?
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how do I do this I just asked my
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grandson here see it was computer phone
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call grandson
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Geoffrey Oh
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No
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call my grandson Jeffery
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calling Merissa
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No
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I'm just gonna make another movie he's
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screw this stuff
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just scram do I need to say more crap is
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the word that we use for fighting in
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Hawaii somebody's looking at me the
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wrong way why are you looking at me like that
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you like scrap and I'm just going to
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scare you say simple is that
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yeah some people get the wrong attitude
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but don't get me wrong about peaceful
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world he's a nice pretty world when some
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guy he's looking at me like that I'm
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like why are you looking at me like that
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I don't know you go scrap you elite
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[coughing]
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scrap you
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I'm not scared of nobody bruh
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1,2, 3 tap out
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the count out like a light pole
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go night-night
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see you later Barra annoying fight some
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Inara then have a series kids violence
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is not the answer
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trying to work it out with your voices
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Cesar real talk
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oh hi mom it's me
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your son from the future I just want to
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say on this day of days Mother's Day I
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wanted to send you this video clip and
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let you know that I'm fine
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you raised me right and in fact I'm
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quite a wealthy man as you can see but
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it doesn't really matter because in the
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future we don't even use dollars we use
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i money I know this is kind of weird for
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you right now but trust me in the future
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it's totally normal
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anyways thank you mom you raised a
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healthy normal
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very normal happy Mother's Day
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Aloha how's everything going down there
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excuse me
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I asked you not to tell me that
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say your name
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oh my name is Aquaman yeah I'm sorry
aquaman
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already taken by Jason Momoa
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Jason Momoa yeah I already got the first
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movie dover let me have the sticky movie
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that guy was already in hungry games so do
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you mean Game of Thrones same thing
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hungry games strong games stop playing
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these games why should the studio even
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consider you well last year a fairly in
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headfirst into the hollow Oy
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I haven't been the same since wah wah I
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cannot shoot one out of my hands but I
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can Gleek my brother what's that you
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don't know what he's Gleek I can Gleek
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far back are you getting it all over the floor
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it's so real god it's so real Aquaman
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he's like a mermaid but he can't like oh
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this are real bad it's unreal I got an idea
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okay work with me here okay Aquaman the
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musical I like for be where the people
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stay on top North Shore cruisin don't
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call security don't have to call security on
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me I'll call me back though next week I
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got an audition for King Kamehameha you
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know I'm good at school o-katsu chicken
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please lunch