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♪ Tiptoe, through the waters,

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♪ down the river,

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♪ through the tiptoe

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♪ and the tiptoe,

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♪ through the water,

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♪ through the tiptoe,

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♪ in the rain drops, 


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♪through the trees husk,

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♪ down the squirrel hole,

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♪ you tiptoe

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♪ when the snow blows in my face, eyes,

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♪ then you tiptoe,

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♪ down the water spout,

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♪ in the water rain,

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♪ The easy teasy spider 
goes up the water spout

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♪ Down came the rain 
and washed out all the rain

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♪ The little spider died, 
it didn't go to sleep

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My number one wish in the whole entire 
world is to meet Justin Bieber.

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I think Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez 
shouldn't go out,

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because Selena Gomez Iis mean 
and she had some-

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and if I ever went out 
with Justin Bieber

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I'd be his best friend 
in the whole wide world.

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He has the best voice 
in the whole wide world.

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This is a magazine that I read.

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This is my favorite magazine
that I read.

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It comes with free posters and it also 
has a lot of pictures of Katy Perry in it.

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I think Katy Perry has 
a really nice voice.

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But I think Justin Bieber's voice is 
way better than Katy Perry's voice

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because Katy Perry has mean, 
mean, and she has some-

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Anyways, my whole entire wish
in the whole wide world

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is to be just like Justin Bieber 
and have an amazing voice.

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That's why I'm singing, that's why I 
practise and practise my singing voice.

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Here's one that- so I'm saying, like, 
that I sing all the time.

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♪ I long to be

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♪ a man of great stature!

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That's just a little... just a little, 
little song that I'm working on right now,

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and my singing teacher-
she's my singing coach

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and she's the best singing coach

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in the whole wide world.

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Justin Bieber, if you ever see this, please,
please hang out with me

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and be with us forever.
I promise I wouldn't let you down!

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I'll be your whole best friend

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in the whole wide world

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and on your birthday 
I'll give you tonnes of balloons. Bye!

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McCharles, good to see you.

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What are you doing on this 
fine lovely afternoon, hmm?

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Mr. McCharles. Why are your 
eyes glowing, Mr McCharles?

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Mr McCharles, why are your eyes glowing?

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They seem to have a glowing 
passion for life.

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And you do hop so ever so highly, 
all the way up.

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Can you hop high? 
Is this your toy, Mr McCharles?

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Hmm, it's flying Frisbee saucer.

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Ooh! let's give it a whirl.

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There you go.

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Nice!

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What a.. Oh,
Can you pick it up Mr McCharles?

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You see Mr McCharles is just a dog 
and he has small teeth, don't ya?!

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Don't ya?!
Ha? Ha?

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Oh! Oh! Oh, oh, oh

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Fast as a Fan Sam all the way around.

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Ohhh!! Here he comes again.

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And there he goes.
And there he is.

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Looks like he's gonna win it. Oh yes!

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There! Oh, you're gonna get...

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You're gonna get kind of dizzy, dude.

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I'm just telling you.

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Yeah, are you tired now? All right

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Well that's it not a pretty sunset.

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I'm sorry. Say goodbye Mr. McCharles.

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Can you say goodbye? Please.

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Can you say goodbye? Mr. McCharles?


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Alright.

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I'm kind of nervous right now. Yeah.

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Hold dinosaur... Hold t-rex!
Watch out, brah!

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Ciao! Try and back off!

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So what? You're going to be like

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playing with the dinosaurs, yeah?

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You guys? Ho! Ho!

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The guy is big brah!

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then they're just hold... choke...
holding the guy.

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Choke holding.

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He's flaying his fangs.

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Tap out. Tap out.

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I lick dinosaurs like you.

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You've got to watch out.

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Alright, what you guys got?

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It's on your head shot.

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Oh yeah yeah yeah!
I get the head shot. Yeah yeah!

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Get one Facebook. Hit me up on Twitter.

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Brah, Subscribe, like and favorite and

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you hit me up, brah.

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when they opened Disneyland in 1956,
nothing worked.

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Oh Disneyland opened in 1956. 
always been around for a long time, huh?

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Oh, pterodactyl flying over there!

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Oh, that's huge pterodactyl, brah!

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Watch out! Snatch you up the guy, brah!

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Unreal, brah, this is unreal.

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I've never been to New York, brah.

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But I like bloom

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probably choke honey's over there yeah

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okay my gran said

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said I needed a facebook

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so I'm gonna find a

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facebook. what is this Google

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what the hell is Google

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returned I don't want to return it I

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want to go forward I never happened

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pencils and pens

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what the hell what the heck is this

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for Facebook that's beautiful

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yahoo

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that's beautiful

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that's amazing

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How do I do this?

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how do I do this I just asked my

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grandson here see it was computer phone

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call grandson

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Geoffrey Oh

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No

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call my grandson Jeffery

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calling Merissa

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No

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I'm just gonna make another movie he's

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screw this stuff

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just scram do I need to say more crap is

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the word that we use for fighting in

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Hawaii somebody's looking at me the

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wrong way why are you looking at me like that

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you like scrap and I'm just going to

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scare you say simple is that

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yeah some people get the wrong attitude

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but don't get me wrong about peaceful

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world he's a nice pretty world when some

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guy he's looking at me like that I'm

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like why are you looking at me like that

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I don't know you go scrap you elite

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[coughing]

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scrap you

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I'm not scared of nobody bruh

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1,2, 3 tap out

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the count out like a light pole

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go night-night

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see you later Barra annoying fight some

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Inara then have a series kids violence

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is not the answer

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trying to work it out with your voices

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Cesar real talk

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oh hi mom it's me

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your son from the future I just want to

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say on this day of days Mother's Day I

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wanted to send you this video clip and

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let you know that I'm fine


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you raised me right and in fact I'm

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quite a wealthy man as you can see but

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it doesn't really matter because in the

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future we don't even use dollars we use

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i money I know this is kind of weird for

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you right now but trust me in the future

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it's totally normal

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anyways thank you mom you raised a

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healthy normal

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very normal happy Mother's Day

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Aloha how's everything going down there

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excuse me

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I asked you not to tell me that

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say your name

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oh my name is Aquaman yeah I'm sorry 
aquaman

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already taken by Jason Momoa

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Jason Momoa yeah I already got the first

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movie dover let me have the sticky movie

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that guy was already in hungry games so do

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you mean Game of Thrones same thing

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hungry games strong games stop playing

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these games why should the studio even

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consider you well last year a fairly in

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headfirst into the hollow Oy

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I haven't been the same since wah wah I

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cannot shoot one out of my hands but I

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can Gleek my brother what's that you

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don't know what he's Gleek I can Gleek

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far back are you getting it all over the floor

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it's so real god it's so real Aquaman

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he's like a mermaid but he can't like oh

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this are real bad it's unreal I got an idea

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okay work with me here okay Aquaman the

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musical I like for be where the people

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stay on top North Shore cruisin don't

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call security don't have to call security on

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me I'll call me back though next week I

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got an audition for King Kamehameha you

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know I'm good at school o-katsu chicken

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please lunch