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DAN: What was that chunk?
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PHIL: Stop I don't even know what that was
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D: What is that pink thing?
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P: Soup. I hate it!
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It's my other nemesis aside from cheese.
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If you watched my last cheese video,
where I was trying that,
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I feel pretty similar feelings about soup.
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First of all, is it a food or
is it a drink?
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What's going on?
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Am I swallowing?
Am I chewing?
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Am I gulping?
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Why would you want all these delicious food
types to be blended together?
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Like some kind of mummy bird,
just sicking it into my mouth.
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I don't want it.
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I think I've eaten about three bowls
of soup in my life,
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Honestly,
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And all of those times, I've been forced
in some kind of social pressure situation
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where I'm sat at a table and they're like
"Oh, I've made you some soup!"
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And I'm like (pained soup noises)
"Mmm, blended food"
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So today, I'm gonna try some,
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And see if I can get over this
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'Cause it's holding me back in life.
I want to enjoy it!
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I want to be like, "Mm, yes Timothy, pass
me the extra Minestrone." But no, I'm not.
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Before I forget, we've still got some
Dan & Phil & Cats Calenders in stock,
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So if you wanna grab one before the new
year starts, you can.
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Also our shop is powered by Shopify.
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Which is sponsoring this video,
thank you very much.
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More on that later.
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I've got a little weasel behind the camera
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- (gremlin voice) What up?
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- (laughs) Here he is,
Agent of chaos.
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- Today I'm gonna be the dealer of liquids
- Oh, God.
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D: I'm gonna get this microwussy waving
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-As usual, I don't know what I'm gonna
be trying.
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D: I love soup. I do not understand you.
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When you are cold, there is nothing that
will warm your heart
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like a hearty bowl of souP.
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I have procured for you a selection,
a spectrum of soup.
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P: Are some of them gay?
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D: I wanna get you in on the ground floor,
I wanna get you to acknowledge
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that there is something to soup.
P: Fine, okay.
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D: And then I'm gonna tease you on an
insidious journey of learning and growth
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Until you're just absolutely gagging to
guzzle that goop right at the end.
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P: (laughs) Oh my god.
D: Now Phil, what people liked
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about your cheese video is that you went
into it with an open mind.
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P: My mind is open!
D: You wanted your life to be less
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impacted by the cheese hate.
P: Yes.
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D: So you have to go into this wanting
soup to be a part of your life.
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P: I'm gonna imagine the soup is the gay
bar, and I'm recently out of the closet.
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I'm gonna go in there with my open...
D: Oh-kay.
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P: Maybe by the end of it, I'll be pouring
soup all over my...
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D: Okay, and then I'm out.
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D: And before anyone says, 'why am I not
giving Phil a delicious slice
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of buttered bread as well'
P: Yes!
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D: I will say this to you, Phil
the thing with soup, honestly,
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Is it's just a vehicle for the bread.
It's just spicy bread lube.
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That's all that's going on there.
P: Yeah.
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D: I don't want this video to just be
you enjoying 10 slices of bread.
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P: I'd love that!
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D: This is about the soup, so you will NOT
get the bread,
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You must focus on the liquid.
P: Fine.
