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DAN: What was that chunk?

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PHIL: Stop I don't even know what that was

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D: What is that pink thing?

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P: Soup. I hate it!

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It's my other nemesis aside from cheese.

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If you watched my last cheese video, [br]where I was trying that,

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I feel pretty similar feelings about soup.

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First of all, is it a food or[br]is it a drink?

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What's going on?

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Am I swallowing?[br]Am I chewing?

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Am I gulping?

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Why would you want all these delicious food[br]types to be blended together?

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Like some kind of mummy bird,[br]just sicking it into my mouth.

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I don't want it.

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I think I've eaten about three bowls[br]of soup in my life,

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Honestly,

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And all of those times, I've been forced[br]in some kind of social pressure situation

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where I'm sat at a table and they're like[br]"Oh, I've made you some soup!"

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And I'm like <i>(pained soup noises)</i>[br]"Mmm, blended food"

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So today, I'm gonna try some,

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And see if I can get over this

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'Cause it's holding me back in life.[br]I want to enjoy it!

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I want to be like, "Mm, yes Timothy, pass[br]me the extra Minestrone." But no, I'm not.

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I've got a little weasel behind the camera

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- (gremlin voice) What up?

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- (laughs) Here he is,[br]Agent of chaos.

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- Today I'm gonna be the dealer of liquids[br]- Oh, God.

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D: I'm gonna get this microwussy waving

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-As usual, I don't know what I'm gonna[br]be trying.

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D: I love soup. I do not understand you.

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When you are cold, there is nothing that[br]will warm your heart

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like a hearty bowl of souP.

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I have procured for you a selection,[br]a spectrum of soup.

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P: Are some of them gay?

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D: I wanna get you in on the ground floor,[br]I wanna get you to acknowledge

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that there is something to soup.[br]P: Fine, okay.

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D: And then I'm gonna tease you on an[br]insidious journey of learning and growth

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Until you're just absolutely gagging to[br]guzzle that goop right at the end.

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P: (laughs) Oh my god.[br]D: Now Phil, what people liked

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about your cheese video is that you went[br]into it with an open mind.

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P: My mind is open![br]D: You wanted your life to be less

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impacted by the cheese hate.[br]P: Yes.

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D: So you have to go into this wanting[br]soup to be a part of your life.

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P: I'm gonna imagine the soup is the gay[br]bar, and I'm recently out of the closet.

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I'm gonna go in there with my open...[br]D: Oh-kay.

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P: Maybe by the end of it, I'll be pouring[br]soup all over my...

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D: Okay, and then I'm out.[br]<i>Static and beep.</i>

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D: And before anyone says, 'why am I not[br]giving Phil a delicious slice

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of buttered bread as well'[br]P: Yes!

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D: I will say this to you, Phil[br]the thing with soup, honestly,

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Is it's just a vehicle for the bread.[br]It's just spicy bread lube.

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That's all that's going on there.[br]P: Yeah.

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D: I don't want this video to just be[br]you enjoying 10 slices of bread.

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P: I'd love that!

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D: This is about the soup, so you will NOT[br]get the bread,

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You must focus on the liquid.[br]P: Fine.